Episode 4: Change of Scene, Change of Episode
Somewhere out there, where our crew met a moronic fox girl wearing Satoko-chan's clothes. Now we see the two stooges, Lex Shadowrunner and Kaito Amadari, gawking at Drei while this fox girl is eating a slice of cake. (Especially Lex who, apparently, has temptations to pounce on Drei like a cat)
Lex: (slams fists on the table) I've had it! DREEII!!! (he suddenly runs towards the fox girl and hugs her.)
Drei-chan: EEEHH?!!
Hold on, are we doing this using the Role Playing format? No, wait. Imma set the format again.
FORMAT: Narrative form
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Ehem, here we go. No wonder why Lex Shadowrunner would be running towards Drei the fox girl at this time. So what came next is this fox girl stealing a bicycle from a toddler and pedaled away.
"Where are you going?" Aika asks. Drei froze on her tracks.
"Please..." she fell on her knees as a spotlight shines on her chibified form. "Keep...Me...Away...From...Lollicons!!!"
"What do you mean?"
Drei pointed a shaky finger at Lex, who, definitely, has that same goofy face when he sees cute things/people. Out of nowhere, another guy named Zero fell out of the sky and shielded Drei.
"Back off, Lex! Drei's mine!"
Then Kaito also appears out of nowhere. "Hey, Lex and I agreed to hug her as long as we want to! You're not included in the picture, derp!"
"Who are you?" Aika asked the guy shielding Drei. Zero turned and smiled.
"The name's Zero! I'm a certified fan of cute things like this fox girl!"
"EH?!" Drei couldn't help but to freak out. She hid behind Aika and trembled. "Hide meee...."
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Commercial Break: (Drei-Hugging Commercial)
Characters:
-Aika Harugii (commercial host)
-Kaito Amadari (camera man)
-Ryuu Harugii (director)
-Hikaru Matsumoto (cue cards)
Stars of the commercial:
-Lex Shadowrunner
-Drei Musume (fox girl)
-Zero
Objective: to be televised, and to be exposed.
Title: Cute Fox Girl on Teh Loose! What are ya waiting for? HUG HER NAOO!!!!
Aika-chan: Hello, minna! My name's Harugii Aika and I'll be your host for this quick commercial. You see, a strange fox girl with the appearance of a elementary student with real fox ears has been spotted not far away from our residence. The fellows here found her extremely cute. Drei-chan doesn't like lollicons, by the way. Whether she likes it or not, we will gladly make our fellow lollicons here expose their love for this cute little fox girl until they squeal out of boredom!
Hikaru: (raises cue card)
"INTRODUCE YOURSELVES!"
Lex: (in his most retarded voice)
[grabs mic from Aika]
"Hel-lo! Mah name'z Lex Shaduw-runnah. Ahm feeftin yerz old. Ah em ei certifad lollicon and ahm pwoud of eet! Ah em shoor Drei-chan's gonna be mah perzonal hugging living stuffed toy and no one else! Ah em re-tar-ded en a complete idjit! Ah joined dis offertunity becoz ahm an idjit! En becoz idiocy ish vewy beautiful and ah can't live without it! That ish all. [bow]
Ryuu: (groan) Be serious, won't ya?!
Lex: THIS ISH SERIOUSS!!!
Hikaru: Hey, we're filming here! (flashes another cue card)
"NEXT: ZERO!"
Zero: [stands up]
I go by the name of Zero. I don't wanna say my last name coz I don't want to. I am a certified lollicon like the retarded fellow you've seen earlier. I solemnly swear that Drei-chan will be my one and only stuffed toy and not even Lex can steal her from me! That's all! [bow]
Hikaru: (another cue card)
"DREI"
Drei: My.Name.Is.Drei.Musume.I.Don't.Want.To.Say.My.Age.Because.You.Don't.Have.To.Know.About.It. Please.Help.Me.Get.Out.Of.This.Stupid.Place.So.I.Won't.End.Up.With.These.Two.Stinking.Lollicons.While.Filmed.PLEEEAAAASE!!!!!??
DONE!
Aika: Thank you, Drei-chan! And now we present on the Hugging Part. Lex, Zero, please be careful when you hug Drei. You'll get her suffocated.
Ryuu: And no mushy stuff. She's just a geeky toddler.
Drei: I'M NOT GEEKY!
Ryuu: Whatever. You may begin.
Lex/Zero: DREI-CHAAAANN <33
Drei: (Help!!!!)
Hikaru: How's the filming going, Kaito?
Kaito: Just great, the filming is doing just fine!
Hikaru: And don't get the camera too shaky.
Kaito: Roger!
Zero: Soft Drei-chan desuuuu =w=
Lex: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!
Zero: I said it first :P
Drei: You're hurting me! (Get off me!Ge toff me!Get off me!Get off me!Get off me!Get off me!Get off me!)
[ears twitch]
Lex: Kyaaahh! So cute! >w<
Zero: [turns chibi while biting her ear =w=]
Lex: [turns chibi too]
Drei: ITEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Hikaru: (flashes a cue card)
"STOP SCREAMING!"
Drei: These two are really hurting me!
Ryuu: (eating Pocky) So?
Drei: PLEASE! RELEASE ME FROM THESE TWO LOLLICONS!
Ryuu: We're not done yet, squirt. We still have five minutes to get our commercial done.
Drei: WHAT?!
After the last five minutes of struggling, Drei is seen sprawled on the floor with swirls on her eyes. Lex and Zero ended up in an pillow fight while deciding which among them should have Drei for a week. The winner gets to decide to the duration until he gives up.
Aika: Alright, that's enough. Lex, Zero, you may now go back to the backstage and rest.
Lex/Zero: NO!
Aika: What do you mean "NO!"?!
Zero: Nuh-uh! Drei-chan's mine!
Lex: No, MINE!
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"SHE'S MINE! ALL MINE!"
"MIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Ryuu: (facepalm) Fudge.... your...arguments...are....recorded...
Lex/Zero: Yeah, so?
Aika: Uhmm...please ignore the scene, everybody! We're experiencing technical difficulties here, ehehehe ^^;
Lex: Hey, the commercial is a success! It has great trivial experiences!!
Hikaru: (sighs and raises a cue card)
"STOP THE RECORDING"
Kaito: Whew...(turns off the camera) That was tough.
Then suddenly his eyes widened.
Aika: What's wrong, Kaito?
Kaito: (gulps) I-I think I-I did something really dumb. EXTREMELY DUMB!
All: What is it?
Kaito: I FORGOT TO LOAD THE CAMERA WITH TAPE!
(silence)
Drei: HOORAAYYY!!! >w<
Lex/Zero: (dark aura)
Kaito..... YOU IDIOT!!! -Lex
GAAAHH!! What a waste of effort! -Zero
Ryuu: That's good =w=
Kaito: But I recorded some parts in my phone =w=
Drei: EH?!
Kaito: Imma upload it on Facebrook! >8D
mwahahahahahaha!
tbc
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