Monday, December 12, 2011

Anonymous Adventures ep. 2

Usually, this little Eevee would wander in the area and morph into her human form. With the same green fox ears and the orange tail. She wears a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled and green vest. A cute red ribbon is tied at the chest level and she wears a black skirt. She had a pair of white knee socks with tiny ribbon designs. Her school shoes are unique. Instead of the leather strap, it is designed with a red ribbon.

Only she has one weakness.
One word:

LOLLICONS!

YEAH! That's right! Her extreme cuteness is driving everyone wild. This little fox girl is named Drei, created by her owner two years ago. Her purple hair is tied into small buns but half of her hair is down, making her look child-like and cute.

Now she found a house where two siblings are constructing something. The orange-haired dude has that smirk on his face, and that black-haired meganeko with him has that worrying face. Unfortunately, the redhead saw her.

"Oww, looks like we have company."

Drei yelped and hid behind the tree. She's too late (HAHAHAHA!) and that lousy redhead is approaching. Drei jumped inside a bush before that stupid-looking guy will see her.

Who are you calling stupid?!


Duh-uh. YOU! Who else could it be?


"Ryuu, what are you doing?" the meganeko asked.

"I thought I saw a lolli here somewhere." Ryuu replied, now searching inside the bushes. Drei gulped and grabbed a raccoon, using it as a bonnett, and the mammal has that confused look on his face ("Wtf?"). Ryuu pried more. Drei found herself falling on a puddle of mud, and which made the two teenagers catch their attention. The meganeko named Aika ran past her brother and saw the purple-haired fox girl with the raccoon on her face.

"OMG! She's a fox!"
"Whut?"

Aika waved at her brother. "C'mon! Quick! She's a half fox and a half human!"

Ryuu walked past his sister and sees the unconscious Drei. He placed his hands on his hips. "Never seen one before. but we sure are lucky."

"She looks dirty and hurt, we should nurse her back to health."

With this, Ryuu carried the stupid-looking fox girl and inside the house. Aika told him to throw the fox girl straight inside the bubble-filled bath tub after taking her clothes off.

"Wait, you want ME to take her clothes off?" Ryuu asked with the shocked look on his face. Aika was alarmed to this as she smacked her brother out of the bathroom.

"Whatever, just get out! I'll strip her off since we're both girls!"

"Hey! She's a half animal! You might see animal fur on her nana!"

Drei woke up when she heard the censored word for a female genital organ. "What?!"

Aika blinked. "You can talk?"

The fox girl got up on her feet. "Of course I can, you idiot! I'm a half human!"

"Oww...okay." the meganeko nodded slowly. "Sorry about that earlier. My brother thinks you have animal fur on your genital part and has turned into a full-time pervert."

"I HEARD THAT!"

"WHAT? It's true! You said it in the first place!"

Drei folded her arms on her chest. "Hmph, I don't have animal pubic hair, unlike humans like you who have during their puberty."

Wait... when did we end up talking about puberty?

"Somewhere you'll have when you reach puberty." Aika concluded as she yanked the fox girl's green vest. "Let's take your clothes off. You look really dirty and you need a bubble bath."

Drei protested, slapping her hand away. "Ohhhh-no! You are not undressing me!"

Aika sighed in annoyance. "It's fine if you undress yourself. I'm a girl, and you're a girl, too! Nothing's wrong about it!"

The fox girl pointed at the door. "Well, that pervert over there is staring at us and you forgot to look that stupid door!"

Aika looked behind and discovered she was right. Ryuu is there staring at them and waiting for her to undress the idiotic-looking fox creature. She fumed and kicked the door, making it smack straight on Ryuu's face. The door slammed shut and she clicked the lock.

"There, happy?"

Drei smiled. "Great! I'll just undress mah-self!" Then she starts to. Aika adds more bubble bath shampoo on the bath tub, a rubber ducky, a Domo-kun plushie and a toy baby head that seems a little disturbing.

"Hey, Aika!" Ryuu's voice echoed from behind the door. "Make sure to tell me if that fox girl has a flat chest!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"What?! You're flat-chested like she does, duh!"

"No I'm not! Since when did you start talking about breasts?!"

"Nothing's wrong with it. Besides, I've seen you reading that puberty magazine."

Aika's face flushed. Drei is blinking at her and had jumped into the bubble bath.

"You sure you can shampoo and wash yourself?" she asks. The fox girl nods.

"Sure~ you have conditioner?"

"Uhmm... yeah." Aika handed her the towel and heads out of the bathroom to search for Ryuu. Drei shrugged and bathes herself.

--

"So, who's this visitor you're talking about?" a guy named Lex asks, he somehow resembles Aika's appearance, only he doesn't wear glasses and his black hair is in a very masculine look, unlike Aika's long and dark one.

"Nah... it's just a flat-chested fox girl." Ryuu replied. "She looks like a moron to me."

"Whoa.." Lex's friend, Kaito Amadari, widened his eyes in surprise. "She'll take that as an insult."

"Who cares? It's true, anyway. Not even a single puberty bump or even animal fur."

This caused Lex and Kaito to spit out their drinks.

"A-Animal fur?!"

Ryuu felt patronized. "What? You know those fur to cover the Thing on the girl?"

Kaito abruptly wiped his mouth clean. "Why do you have to bring that up?!"

"A fox girl, huh?" Lex said with a kitty face. "I think I wanna hug her if I see her."

"Hey, that's my line!"

"I said it first!"

"Nuh-uh! I'll have her first!"

Ryuu shook his head. "A lollicon duo." He said while staring at the audience.

The door slammed open, and Aika appeared on the door engulfed in angry flames.

"Ryuu................!!!"

Lex and Kaito twitched at the sight of the girl in combustion. "A-A-Aika?!"

"What did you say about me?" she hissed furiously. Ryuu simply stared at her from behind.

"I said you're flat-chested. What's wrong with that?"

"Well, you should at LEAST keep your mouth shut than embarrassing me in front of that stupid-looking fox girl!"

"Stupid-looking?!" Lex sound offended.

"Don't you dare insult cute girls!" Kaito added.

"Umm... she looks like a moron to me." Aika says. Lex sighed.

"Yaahh... Ryuu just mentioned that recently."

"And yeah, it's a fox girl, alright. If you find her really cute, better summon a Ryuuguu Rena to take her home."

"NUH-UH! I ain't gonna let that psychotic cleaver girl take our lolli home!" Lex yelled. "Just tell us where she is!"

"She's taking a bath."

"Is the door locked?" Kaito asks. Then Aika gulps...because it wasn't. (uh-oh)

TBC

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