Anonymous Adventures ep. 3

Only one word can describe Aika: STUPID

"Uhhmm... just a sec~" she smiled at the two stooges. "I-I'll just check on her veeeery quickly. Be back in a jiff!~" She headed back to the bathroom away from Lex and Kaito, who had their eyes turned into yellow lasers. It seems those two are up to something...

Aika stammered as she stepped inside the bathroom. "U-uhh...little fox girl! Are you there?" She stepped forward to see if Drei is on the bath tub. To her horror, she was gone. You wouldn't be surprised to see a chibified Aika-chan on her knees under the spotlight.

"I can't believe I was too stupid for not locking the door! I can't believe I let that moronic fox girl escape and wander off her own!" Just then, the camera adjusts close to her face. "I just hope if I did lock the door, she could reach the door knob... she's a midget, remember..?"

The camera adjusts back to normal. Her chibified version stood under the spotlight, waiting for her to talk some more.

"Wait, what are we talking about again..?"

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In the meantime, a girl named Satoko Mikagami read books about mythology and the supernatural. She's thirteen and a half years old and will be turning fourteen after five months. Just in case you wanna know what her birth month is, I'm afraid I can't tell you because the character wants it private...or else she's gonna summon a clothes iron to slam on my face with the letters: S.T.F.U.

Why did I intend to put her in this story? Because she sent me trolls on my Facebrook just to put her into this random story. She said she wants to look awesome.

You call this awesome then?!
Shut up. You're ruining my narrating session!


Moving on, this Satoko kid is busy reading books when a girl with purple hair tied in buns and green fox ears appeared behind her with a towel wrapped around her body. Her orange tail wagged slowly for attention. Satoko blinked and looked behind.

"Waah?!" she almost fell off her chair. "W-Who are you?! What are you doing in here?"

The fox girl sighed innocently. "Do you have any clothes?"
"Clothes?"
"Yah, that black-haired and blue-eyed meganeko left me behind and I accidentally soaked my clothes wet."
"Ohh... Aika-senpai? That's too bad." Satoko stood up. "C'mon, I'll lend you mine."
"You will?"
"Sure! I feel sorry for you..."

As they walked, Drei faced the audience and smirked.
"Aika-senpai, huh? She has a very weird and awesome name."

"Hmm? What was that?" Satoko interrupted.
"Oh, uhh... n-nothing! Carry on then, ehehehe~"

Moving on to the other side, we can see Aika-chan running all over the house in search for that moron fox girl who ran out of the bathroom. Because the meganeko herself was an idiot!

"Lemme guess, you forgot to lock the door." Ryuu smirked.

"Yah." she sighed. "But now because the author thinks I'm stupid, I'm gonna have to search for that little brat before she cause trouble."

Ryuu's green eyes widened when he saw Drei's wet clothes scattered on the floor.

"Wait... these are her only clothes, right..?"

"Uhmm...yeah?" When Aika knew what he meant, suddenly, she felt her hair standing on one end.

"Y-Y-You wouldn't mean...."

Ryuu sighed. "Tell me about it..."

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RP mode:

Kaito: Lex, do you have the feeling Aika-chan's trying to hide our visitor from us?
Lex: Yeehhh (laser eyes)
Kaito: Well then, let's peek inside the bathroom!
Lex: CHAAARRGEEE!!

[question: where's your army?]

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"Who are you, anyway?" Satoko asked again while browsing on her clothes. "You never told me your name."
The fox girl sighed. "My. Name. Is. Drei.You. Happy?"
"Drei?" she blinked. "You sure have a very weird name."

CRACK!


Drei felt a clap of thunder shock her head and electrocute her to death.

My...name...is...not...weird...


"Here you go!" Satoko tossed her the pile of clothes. "You can put them on. Tell me if they fit you."

"Ok~" Drei beams and heads back downstairs. She ran down the stairs when she sees Ryuu and Aika looking for her. She squeaked and hid behind a wall so she won't be seen by those two twerps. When they were gone, she headed back to the bathroom until...

"Holy Swiss Cheese!"

"Eh?"

Drei sees two back-haired guys. The first guy started blushing while the other one did as well. The guy named  Lex boost his LOLLICON morale as he went on running towards Drei.

"Omochikaeri, Miss Whoever You Are!" he squealed. Drei pulled out her emergency detector where the gadget dictated: LOLLICON ALERT! Get out immediately.

Knowing the consequences, she ran off, screaming without putting her new clothes on. Guess she's running with her towel wrapped around her.

I can't let anyone see me like this! she thought. I gotta find a place to hide!!!


"Hey, you're not gonna try to steal her, Lex!" Kaito yelled, running after him. "She's mine!"

"No, mine! I saw her first!"

Getting annoyed, Drei stopped and ran towards them. She used her bare feet to kick Kaito on a tender spot, while she kicked Lex so hard on the face he get so see her [censored]. Both guys collapsed on the floor with swirls replacing their eyes.

"That's one of the nicest things you've done for me, Miss Whoever You Are~" Lex said in a perverted manner. His face was red and of course, it's in a lollicon mood.

"He's...a...masochist...if...you...ask...me..." Kaito groaned.

Drei folded her arms on her chest. "I hate lollicons, especially this pervert." She proceeded to kick Lex by the stomach. "TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!" She got so mad she rocket-punched them both, even if Lex endured the pain and still on his lollicon mode.

"Moreeee~"

"You want me summon the lady in pink pajamas or something?!"

Lex gasped. "NOO!!! Not that bloody lame crazy careless bitchy ghost!"

Drei took out her laser gun and pointed it at them. "You two are so dead."

"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!"

Aika appeared behind her. When she saw that Drei only has a towel, she couldn't help but to blush. When she saw the two guys, she blinked.

"What did you do to them?"

"What? I immobilized them! They're a bunch of stupid morons."

"Alright, Whoever You Are, since I see you holding Satoko-chan's clothes, you might as well put them on."

"Right here?"

Aika has to look at the other side when she sees Ryuu sitting on the window and eating Pocky.

"No." she said sternly. "You're not taking off your towel in front of a pervert."

She and Drei proceeded back to the bathroom to get dressed. Lex's nose bled when Ryuu kicked him on the side to wake him up.

"Now you saw the moronic fox girl, she's the visitor." he said. "And what are you doing lying on the floor?"

"She's...so...cute..." Lex said with a goofy smile. He suddenly rose and banged his fists on the door.

"I WANNA HUG HER! LET ME IN, AIKA!"

"Why is his nose bleeding?" Ryuu asked.

Kaito wiped his nose and toyed with his fingers. "That fox girl kicked him so hard on the face he saw her...you know...?"

When he knew what he meant, Ryuu's nostrils started to form red droplets. Oh no, not him....

"Wait a sec, do you know who that fox girl is?" Kaito asked.

Ryuu blinked his green eyes. "Umm... no. She never told us who she is."

Satoko appeared behind him. "She told me her name's Drei."

"Drei..? She possessed a very geeky name..."

"I'M NOT GEEKY!" Drei yelled from the bathroom.

TBC