On to the next episode, folks! Yes, that's right! Another all-new episode you've never seen before. Introducing episode five! Let's get ready to rumbaaawwwlll!!!
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OK. Let's start!~
Story Format: Narrative or RP Form. DISREGARD!
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ACT: Change of Scene. Again. Since we're on a new episode here =w=
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The Owner's Guide Instruction Manual (COMPLETE VERSION! So don't you dare complain!)
Information about the cute little fellow:
NAME: Drei Musume
AGE: Unknown (looks like 7-8 or somethin')
SPECIES: Fox/Eevee, Human, Mew
GENDER: Female
HEIGHT: 4'2"
This cute fox girl is the ideal doll for every child in every place! This special unit is exclusive for pure kids, not lollicons. If a lollicon would ever give us a phone call about this, of course, we WOULD ask you questions or say phrases like:
"Are you a lollicon?"
"Are you a true child-minded geek?"
"Are you a hooker stalking us?" (disabled phrase)
"Do you love kids and midgets?"
Even so, we can tell if you're lying. So we can say if you're playing Pinocchio or what. Anyway, moving on, Drei Musume unit is a very small machine! She has a pair of green fox ears and red ear canals (and of course they are real) and an orange tail that rarely pops out in her fox girl form. Just like her info, she has three forms
Fox Girl Form (Default)
Eevee (may result to an Espeon evolution)
Mew (Rare)
Fox Girl Form: This is Drei Musume's default unit just like what mentioned from the parentheses. Just like from the description itself, she has a pair of green fox ears, red canals and one yellow dot on each tip. Since this fox girl is an extreme midget because of her height, it is obvious she is the target of all lollicons out there.
Warning: If you've ever seen a guy with black hair and blue eyes wearing a blue jacket and has his eyes turning into yellow lasers and he appears at your door, do not let him in. Because that guy is named Lex Shadowrunner, a devoted lollicon who is everywhere hunting Drei. Better be careful. He will steal your unit and never come back.
Eevee Form: This is known to be her original form. An Eevee, a cute evolution Pokemon that can evolve from the nature adaptations. She has green fur, the same red canals and the same yellow dots on each tip of the ear. Notice that her left paw is blue (and to her Fox Girl Form she has a blue bracelet on her left arm) and she has orange cheek pouches with red heart doodles. Her paw paddles are pink. And of course, she has orange tail.
(Espeon Form: Drei Musume in this form is expected to evolve into this calm evolved form of Eevee. But in this Drei Musume-style stage, her Espeon personality is out of character.)
Mew Form: With this legendary form, Drei Musume can fly freely in the air without the help of wings! Well, duh, a Mew doesn't have wings! She has the same appearance in her Eevee/Espeon form, only her orange tail is long.
Personality/s:
First of all, Drei Musume has the following personalities:
-Spoiled/Hyper/Brat (default)
-Crybaby
-Serious
-Out of Character (rare)
Spoiled/Hyper/Brat: This is her current and default image. Drei Musume would wake you up during the wee hours of night just to make you cook for her or buy her a snack. Her favorite food is cookies, anything related to chocolate. JUST....Don't feed her too much chocolate. Please see the sealed envelope pinned behind Drei Musume's back with the signature of HARUGII. This fox girl will also raid your fridge and if she hasn't seen any chocolate, she will yell like a spoiled baby begging for a ceralac and won't stop yapping until you're been driven nuts by this girl. I've said it, she's a brat!
Crybaby: This personality is based from the previous one. She's a crybaby, you know. The moment she trips on an object, especially a banana peel, you'll see her blue eyes getting huge until they're watering. And the moment you hear her cries, better get a cotton, alcohol, bandage and wound medicine IMMEDIATELY!
Serious: This is the first to the rare personality of the cute little fox girl. Drei Musume would stay quiet, act emo, sulk in a corner and do nothing. The way to cheer her up is to make her activate her Spoiled/Hyper/Brat Mode.
Out of Character: This locked/rare personality would consist of the following: either she'll go sadist or masochist, orrr.... turn into a mischievous villain setting your house on fire. If this happens, do not panic. Because the Harugii siblings will be there to give you the remedy. How? SIMPLE! A knock on your door and there you have it!
Just in case you don't know who the Harugii siblings are, wait for the knock on your door. It's either one or both will come. The first Harugii is a guy. He has flaming orange hair and green eyes and the moment you see him, he's in his default calm, cool and level-headed mood. He'll appear on your door not by standing in a dull position BUT he's there sitting like oh-so-cool-and-sporty on your window.
While the second Harugii is a girl. She has long dark hair and blue eyes. She wears a pair of glasses and she is often called a Meganeko. She has that calm and warm personality although she is a tsundere. She'll appear on your door in her standing position like a waitress waiting for an order. Don't worry, she won't harm you. Let her in and she'll absolutely find Drei and teach her a lesson she deserves.
Warning: For your security of your unit, please note that Lex Shadowrunner has the same hair and eye color as the Harugii girl. He might disguise himself as her and wear her glasses, and wear a wig. In this case, ask first if she's a cross-dressing meganeko or a pure-blooded Aika Harugii. If he lies, stomp on the person's foot! Or do the second choice: check if the person has those "bumps" on her chest and ask if those are real or fake.
Another warning: If the person confirmed that it is the real Aika Harugii and you did those stuff, you'll be charged for sexual harassment. Because you keep on staring at her chest and then you get a painful slap from her (unless you're a girl). If you dare poke your finger on the real Aika Harugii's "bumps", prepare yourself for an epic dynamite hand slap or get pwned/get your ass kicked/beaten up.
Frequently Asked Questions
For people asking worthless questions just to know more:
Q: HELP! My Drei Musume unit is dogging on me to buy her snacks and sweets! What should I do?
A: Well, you can always say "NO". If she still keeps on yapping, you can drag her out of your house and let her wander on her own.
Q: What if she creates havoc into town?
A: You have one remedy: Harugii siblings
Q: Can I force my Drei Musume unit to eat vegetables and fruits?
A: That's a very bright and clever idea! Force her whether she likes it or not.
Q: Are those ears (green) real?
A: We've said it before. They are pure and real. And they are not for pulling.
Q: Who are those Harugii siblings you're talking about?
A: The guy is Ryuu, while the girl is Aika.
Q: Will they appear in a jiffy just in case I need them?
A: You don't need a phone call, because they will knock on your door. And please do not mess with them, especially with Ryuu, who will NOT knock but will appear on your window like a ghost, he'll even appear sitting on your couch and eating Pocky.
Q: Who the heck is Lex Shadowrunner, anyway?!
A: He's the lollicon who looks a lot like Aika, only in his masculine form and no glasses. Please keep him away from your unit. He will SERIOUSLY steal it and will run away with it. Lex is one of Drei Musume's worst fears.
Q: We, how can we get rid of him anyway?
A: You need one requirement: Arianne Richardson
Q: Oh no, my group of friends just fainted and they have those blushy faces! What the hell just happened?!
A: They fainted because you brought your unit with you. Her cuteness overload drove them nuts..
Q: I think my unit is shivering. Is she cold?
A: Maybe. If not, she might be staring at a group of boys and girls with their yellow laser eyes at her. Worse, Lex Shadowrunner might be one of them.
Q: How can I get rid of the unit itself?
A: Simple. It's either you wear a pair of super iron boots to kick her out or simply make a Ryuu or an Aika take her away.
Q: Can I date the super hot Harugii guy or the super cute Harugii girl, pleaaaaase?
A: That's.... an off-topic question.
There you go! We hope you enjoy with your Drei Musume unit! You've read this manual and you should keep in mind that the lollicon named Lex Shadowrunner is real. So you better watch out.
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