Saturday, August 11, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 14

Aaaaand I'm back for the AA saga! Gawd... when was the last update?
2 MONTHS AGO! (gets shot)

Here's episode 14. Enjoy the rest of the saga, folks.
Now... commencing operation!

Ruko: I noticed... from the last episode, Kujyou-kun never contributed an idea for the penalty games.
Kaito: Yeah..

(all boys stare at Ryuu, who usually eats Pocky and staring at the window)

Kaito: Trust me, he's good~ (eyes sparkling)
Ash: Please..... don't remind him that.
Lex: Anywayz, where's Zero?
Ruko: Well.... that masked weirdo just got beaten up by Aika during his yogurt spoon-feeding attempt. She fed him to the wolves.
All (except Ryuu): REALLY? O___O
Ryuu: (joins in their talk) To tell you the truth, he is trying to influence Taisuke with erotic comic books. So I beat his ass off and threw him somewhere where nobody will give fucks.
Kaito: Why???? How could you do this to our comrade?!
Ryuu: Tyson already "violated" her, that's why.
Lex: And you let him do that? O_O
Ryuu: There's nothing wrong about it. Besides, he's her only boyfriend. Zero's just a third party.
Ruko: I'm not sure if he's inventing his own story....

(suddenly, Ruko's attacked by Ryuu's "Dark Demon Punch")

Dark Demon Punch: This attack is commonly used by silent types. The user will punch his victim, causing great sting at one mild touch. Then the victim will end up "paralyzed".

Kaito: Oh... that escalated quickly owo"
Ruko: (paralyzed)
Ash: He's telling the truth...... that's why =A=a
Ryuu: Ooh, I see a fox midget.
Lex: (ears perked) Where?! Where?!
Ryuu: It seems she's chased by... a lolicon apparently.
Kaito/Ruko/Ash: O_O

(Lex is seen engulfed with dark "demonic" aura. Eyes turned into yellow lasers and his hands balled into fists)

Lex: What do you mean "a lolicon?" +___+
Kaito: Wait... if Lex is right here...
Ash: Who is that lolicon?!
Ryuu: It's a lolicon who keeps on sending her love letters as the sign of his affection to her.
Ruko: (still paralyzed)
Lex: Let me at him! I'll give him bigger trouble! Nobody tries to steal my Drei-nyan! +___+
Kaito: She's all yours alright =w="a
Ryuu: Oh look, she's coming over here.

(Drei crashes on the wall, allowing her to get inside and meet the five guys. Lex pounced onto her and held her protectively)

Drei: E-eh?! WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME?!
Lex: I won't let that jerkface steal you away from me +A+
Drei: Oh..... well, you have a rival there, mate =w=""
Lex: Tell me who he is +_+
Drei: I don't know, idiot! He just popped out of nowhere and hugged me!
Ash: It could be that that guy found out Lex is Drei's primary lolicon...
Lex: Let me at him, mentlegen! LET ME AT HIM!!!!
Kaito: H-Hey! Don't take it personally, buddy! It's not like he's gonna try to rape her or something---
Lex: OF COURSE HE WILL, IDIOT! SOMEDAY HE WILL!!!
Ruko: (revived) Whoa... Lex has gone hardcore *w*

(Then the Meganekko appears)

Aika: Somebody please explain this debris...
Ryuu: Long story. We're in a Lolicon Rage situation.
Aika: (sees Lex) That's odd. I've never seen Lex that serious.
Kaito: Yeah. I almost thought he's a Mexican bull.
Lex: (nostrils steaming) I'll show you who's boss, whoever you are..... +_+

TBC =w=

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 13

Let's start the 13th episode with some --
Wait, hold on a sec.

It's... thirteen, right..? So that means...

Ruko: Hauuu, since this is an all boys session, maybe we can talk about those "stuff" +w+~
Kaito: Hauuu, I've always wanted to engage into stuff like this +w+~
Lex: Hau hau hauuu!! This is our perfect opportunity +p+
Namato: (sulking somewhere and readin' a book) Perverted people...
Ash: I have a bad feeling about this =.="
Ryuu: Why am I here again..? =.=

Introduce the characters first:

Ruko Tsukiro:
-yes, an idiot, as always
-most known pervert at all time
-somehow has perverted thoughts about Amy

Lex Shadowrunner:
-a complete idiot and a retard
-a lolicon, EXTREMELY
-likes video games and somehow has those purely idiotic moves

Kaito Amadari:
-owns a camera as his precious possession
-the Kami (god) of Perversion (yes, seriously!!!)
-also has perverted thoughts, too.

Namato Shi:
-the silent one
-the hard to get type
-the sulky one

Ash Akatsuki:
-the softy one
-has extreme weakness towards perverted stuff
-sometimes overprotective

Zero Zephyrum:
-aggressive towards Aika (who happens to be the Complete Pervert's sister)
-yes, a badass like the rest of them
-always wanted to see "paradise"

Ryuu Kujyou:
-dunno what to say: but beware... this guy is a COMPLETE pervert like the rest of them! Please keep him away from those erotic stuff O_O;;
-like Namato, he's a silent and hard to get type
-has normal aggression levels that increases because of a certain person ^w^;;

Ruko: So, shall we start? +w+
Lex/Kaito: YOSHHH +w+
Zero: Since penalty games are the most preferred stuff nowadays, I think we should participate in one of them!
Ruko: Mirouni is always hosting those games! Hey Ash, do you still know if that girl owns a box of maid outfits?!
Ash: Uhmm.... yeah... she kept a lot of them <_<
Ruko: Hauuu, imagine if the girls would lose. How will it be like? +w+
Kaito: HAUUUUUU!!! If Amy will help you feed yogurt, that will be super special awesome!
Lex: That's my line +_+
Ruko: What..?! +_+
Kaito: It's true! It's true! You said from the previous episodes you wanted her to dress in a bikini someday! I  thought of the spoon-feeding thing with her dressed as a maid!!!
Zero: With the cleavage exposed and--
Ash: GAAAHH!!! STOP WITH THOSE "MORBID" STUFF!!!
Namato: You perverted fools =,=
Kaito: What's wrong, Ash-nyan? Don't you want to savor this opportunity? +w+
Lex: Yeeeaaah, maybe we could use Aika-senpai as our victim. +w+
Ash: ACKKKK!!!!!!!!
Zero: I'll be the one deciding for Aiky-chan's punishment +w+
Ryuu: Before you decide on the costume's size, you always have to check the chest level, if you know what I mean [blank facade]
Ruko: What..? o_o
Ash: R-Ryuu!! -male tsundere rage + tomato face-
Kaito: Oohhhh, thanks for the advice, Ryuu-nyan~ +w+
Lex: "Mountains" =//w//=
Ruko: [blood burst from nose]
Zero: [blood bursts from nostrils like steam] It's settled! We'll be dealing with me future wife!!!
Namato: (sigh) Whatever. I'm outta here. (exits the room)
Kaito: Kujyou-kun! Kujyou-kun! TELL US MORE!!!
Ryuu: Whut..? =.=
Ash: Merlin's beard... what have you done.....................
Ruko: Ohohoho! Yogurt spoon-feeding without using the hands would be fine for Aika! But she has to wear an extremely cute outfit that'll drive everyone nuts!!
Kaito: Neko maid >w<
Lex: Neko maid >w<
Ruko: (laser eyes look) If her mouth moves, the spoon moves and the yogurt drips on her precious chest. Tihihihihi~
Zero: Let's fantasize it a bit like this...

Zero's Fantasy

Aika: (tsundere blush) Dammit... why do I have to wear this thing...
Zero: It's for you and me only, Aiky-chan. Just the two of us +w+
Aika: Ugh. Don't give me that look. I know what you're planning.
Zero: Oww c'mon, Aiky-chan. I know you want to~

-suddenly he wraps his arm around the meganekko-

Zero: Do it for me, won't you?~
Aika: I said no.
Zero: You just don't want to have my tongue brushed on your skin, ne?
Aika: STOP IT!!! -squirms while the yogurt she's holding starts to stain-
Zero: +w+

-when she squirmed harder, she loses her balance and falls. The yogurt is drained as the contents spilled all over here completely-

Aika: Crap... now my hair's covered in cream slime.
Zero: Ei-ei-ei, Aiky-chan~ +w+ (kneels on top of the girl)
Aika: Zero! Get away from me!!

*The following content is considered very unbearable for the readers. Let's move on then and just reveal Aika's catchphrases while this scene is on-going.

"Z-Zero! Stop it!"
"Nnnghhh!! I said STOP!!"
"What are you--?! STOP IT!"

"Your tsun-tsun image is turning me on, Aiky-chan. You're becoming too cute for me."

"Get off me, you MMMPHHH!!!"

[SCENE DISMISSED!!!!]

Ash: So much for "morbid" ideas <____<
Zero: *q*
Kaito: (blood outburst like steam) Very good fantasy, Zero-kun b>w<d
Lex: Who'll be our next target then? =w=
Ruko: We could always go for that little fox you're fond of =w=
Lex: DREEEIIIIII~!!! >w<
Kaito: Letsh sheee... neko maid would be nice. It fits her >w<
Lex: She'll serve sweets and Pocky for meh =//w//=

Lex's Fantasy

Lex: (yawn) I'm hungreeh =[]=
Drei: (appears wearing the stupid costume + tsundere rage blush) W-Welcome to the Maid Cafe... can I have your order....?
Lex: Drei-nyaaaaaan~ =//w//=
Drei: JUST TELL ME YOUR ORDER!
Lex: I would like some chocolate pudding, Pocky aaaaaand a cute fox girl to spoon feed me like a boss~
Drei: (annoyed sigh) Hmph, fine. I'll be right on it...

-sometime later-

Drei: (arrives with le sweets) Here you go, stupid...
Lex: Goody~ >w<! Spoon feed me, Drei-nyan~
Drei: Like a baby..?
Lex: Aww c'mon, Drei-nyan, do it for me QwQ
Drei: FINE!!!

-another sometime later-

Lex: That was delicious~ Oh, Drei-nyan, could you scrub my back later with bubble bath? =w=
Drei: WHAT?!
Lex: Please? QwQ
Drei: GAAAAHHH!!! FINE!! FINE!!

-another sometime later-

"Goshi... goshi... goshi..."
"Hauuu =//w//="
"Goshi... goshi... goshi..."
"Sweeeeet~"
"Goshi... goshi... goshi..."

*Goshi: Scrub/Rub

[SCENE DISMISSED]

Lex: HAUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: Why back scrubbing?!
Lex: Coz it's not dirty =w=
Ruko: Sureeee... idea settled. Now... next on our list is... (outburst again) AMY-CHAAAAN!!! >w<
Zero: If the yogurt spoon-feeding is for Aiky-chan and the Back Scrubbing is for Drei-nyan....
Kaito: Hauuuu!! The Pocky Game is always famous for that.
Ash: SSSHHHH!!! DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF RYUU!
Lex: NO NO! The Pocky Game is for Miyako!
Ruko: POCKYYYY!!! Very fitting for Kujyou-kun, neee?~
Ryuu: I'll be fine with that.
Zero: SETTLED! What about Amy?
Ruko: I know! I know! It would be like this!

Ruko's Fantasy

Amy: What are you doing? o_o
Ruko: I wonder... how long did it take you to grow those tits?
Amy: WHAT?!
Ruko: Relax, Amy-chi. Maybe they could be the new fresh milk for breakfast +w+
Amy: YOU PERVERT!!! -falcon punch-
Ruko: [hugs her] Aww c'mon, at least let me suck on them---
Amy: NO! -nipah punch- 
Ruko: -red hand mark on his cheek- So cute~ >w<

[suddenly pounces on her to give the tiger kiss]

Ruko: Marry me, Amy-chi +//w//+
Amy: I SAID NO! And I know you're trying to give me a hickey.
Ruko: AH WUV YUUUUU >w<
Amy: Urusai +_+
Ruko: BE MY WIFEEEEE!!!!!!! -clings on her like a koala- You are maaayyynnnn~!

[SCENE DISMISSED]

Ash: Ohh-kay, very awkward =w="a
Kaito: Let's face it! It's his chance to win her heart!
Ash: Seriously, why are we talking about perverted stuff here?!
Lex: It's for funnnnnn +w+
Zero: Hey, Kujyou-kun is writing something on a paper.

[everyone turns to look at Ryuu with extreme curiosity]

Ruko: Gimme that! [snatches paper] Ooh... 

RECIPE FOR FUN:

1.) Mix a cup of boys and a cup of girls.
2.) Sprinkle some confetti and party poopers.
3.) Add whiskey, vodka, patron tequila, margarita or some champagne. 
4.) And... add a little drop of porn..
5.) Shake well and serve

Ash: (blood draining from his face) R-Ryuu, what....
Ryuu: I'm bored =,=
Ash: Good recipe =w=;;;
Ruko: This is...
Kaito: MAGNIFICENT! TERRIFIC!
Lex: SUGOIII!!!
Ash: Because they saw the word 'porn'...
Zero: Now it's Kai's turn +w+
Ruko: What would it be like..?
Kaito: It would be like this...

Kaito's Fantasy

Kaito: There, perfectly locked.
Hikaru: Kaito, what is this?
Kaito: Uhhmmm... etto...
Hikaru: Why are we locked up in this closet?!
Kaito: T-T-Trust me!! I won't do any harm!
Hikaru: (sigh) If this involves dirty stuff, I'm gonna have to whip you +_+
Kaito: Nonononono!!! I won't harm you! It's just!!!
Hikaru: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!
Kaito: GAAAAHHH!!! THAT'S IT!!!

"Mmpphhh!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I really wuv you, Hikaru-chi! I really do!"
"But why this time?! IT'S TOO DARK!"
"I'm sorry!!! This is the only way!!"

[SCENE DISMISSED!]

Ruko: Closet..?
Kaito: Uhmm... yeah? <w<
Zero: Think of something extraordinary!!!
Ash: Why do I get the feeling your fantasies are realistic?
Lex: Because it's what we expected from them girls =w=
Ruko: And lastly, Kujyou-kun!! We know the way he acts when that blonde cutie is around +w+
Ash: Pocky game.... he already did that before!
Lex: We know. We demand for Ryuu to make it more... extraordinary +w+
Zero: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Miyako-chan is a shy kid. She easily gets scared.
Kaito: Ryuu-kun's fond of her shyness. He is careful, ya know.
Ruko: Do it with her +w+
Ash: E-EH?!
Kaito: Oh yeah +w+
Lex: Good idea +w+
Zero: Splended +w+
Ash: I'm not liking this.... 

-Meanwhile-

Hikaru: What's wrong?
Aika: Ughhh... those guys are so gonna get it...
Hikaru: What is it again? =w="
Aika: (semi-tsundere look) Do you get the idea when a bunch of guys talk about perverted stuff to harass all of us?
Hikaru: I know that =w="
Miyako: Hauuu.... QAQ
Mirouni: (sigh) Even the Pocky game Miya-chan fears it...
Miyako: I'm really talking about what Zero-san's gonna do to Ai-chan!!!
Aika: Wait, what?!
Miyako: How could you not know?!
Aika: Zero... seriously?!
Miyako: Uhmm... yah. Yogurt thingy.....
Hikaru: O_O;;;
Mirouni: Oh no... look what happened OuO;;
Aika: (engulfed with flaming aura with fiery background) I'll make sure he learns a lesson +_+

-Ryuu arrives-

Aika: Ha... onii~
Ryuu: Whut..?
Aika: I see you're done from your conversation, ne?
Ryuu: Yeah. I knew it all the time.
Aika: Huh? O_O
Ryuu: I knew you were listening from the other room. I somehow feel sorry for you bursting into our room when I contribute an idea.
Aika: +_+;;
Hikaru: Oh, I see ^w^;;
Ryuu: Now that I'm here, I bet you're curious about YOUR punishment, nee?? (leans face on his sister playfully) Since Miyako-hime heard it perfectly, it's funny my little sister is too deaf +w+
Aika: Mirouni's the one proposing the penalty games, idiot. We have to decide about it.
Ryuu: Well, we have already decided the punishment if WE win +w+
Mirouni: We won't lose to guys. And I'm sure of it.
Amy: Hi, guys! Did I miss anything?
Hikaru: Long story... =w="
Ryuu: You don't have to know OUR punishments set for dames. +w+
Aika: Whatever, let's just go home.

-when suddenly-

Taisuke: Onii-chan! 
Ryuu: Where have you been..?
Taisuke: I was looking all over for you. I just want to tell you that I had a fun examination~
Aika: About what?
Taisuke: Hauuu!! It was fun! Some guys interviewed me with some questions from... uhmm... Aggression Test.
Aika: E-eh?!
Taisuke: YAH! They said I'm super awesome to bang on girls~ It's all thanks to stupid onee-chan and Kaito-senpai who taught me more words~!
Aika: (demonic aura)
Ryuu: Ya know... it could be they're just saying that to fool you. Since you're already defiled, I have no choice but to let you endure your punishment.
Taisuke: What punishment? o_o

-at home-

"WAAAHHH!!! PLEASE STOP! IT HURTSSS!!!!! MOMMY! DADDY!! HEEEELP!!"
"Even your screams won't help! They're not around!"
"Waaah!! Onee-chan! I'm begging you! Don't hurt meh!"
"Save it, kid, you won't be having cake and Pocky +_+"
"WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"

TBC =w=

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 12

Begin the 12th episode with some school life atmosphere. That's all.

As usual, Ryuu would chew on Pocky (chocolate flavor if you ask me) and some bunch of guys are eyeing him curiously for some reasons. As for the girls, they exchange giggles for SOME reasons.

Kaori: Hauuu... why can't he look this way? >:X
Hotaru: I think he doesn't like you, Kaori-chan O.O
Kaori: Impossible! Of course he likes me!

Ryuu: (death glare) What? +_+

Hotaru: Eekk!! QwQ""
Kaori: You're so cute when you're mad <33
Ruko: Oh no, you'll even make Kujyou-san more mad. (pushes Kaori's face) So GTFO!
Kaori: I WANT TO SEE HIS FACE!
Ruko: Oh for the love of obsession, where is Aika's cleaver?

Guy 1: Ei, ei, Kujyou-kun!
Guy 2: How come you're always eating Pocky? o_o
Guy 1: Maybe he wants to play that Pocky game with Ichinose-san someday.
Kaori: WHO?! D:<
Guy 2: That blonde cutie... uhmm... his girlfriend..?
Kaori: WHAT?!
Hotaru: I told you he doesn't like you =,=
Kaori: That's impossible! Of course he likes me!
Hotaru: You already said that.
Kaori: I did? When? o_o
Hotaru: -when facepalming is too mainstream-

Guy 3: Let's do the Aggression test +w+
Guy 2: Huh? o_o
Guy 3: Our victim will be Kujyou Ryuu-kun +w+
Guy 1: For what? o_o
Guy 3: Since he somehow takes us lightly, let's see if he could endure this Aggression test +w+
-shuffles cards-
Guy 3: Ne, Kujyou-kun, have you tried french kissing? =w=
Ryuu: Yeh =,=
Guy 3: Since Miyako-san is your girlfriend, how long have you been dating? =w=
Ryuu: almost a year
Kaori: WHAT?!?!?
Guy 3: Interesting. Have you ever fantasized her wearing a bikini? =w=
Ash: Hey, stop asking dirty questions!
Lex: Neko maid will be cool =w=
Kaito: (holding cam) Go on! Keep it up! I wanna hear his answer!!!!
Aika: -facepalm- What's with guys these days...
Lex: Imagine Miyako wearing a neko maid cosplay... >w<
Kaito: Yeah =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito/Lex: =//w//=
Aika: -smacks them both- Idiots!
Kaito: But she looks perfect with it!
Lex: Kai, wait... what if Aika's the one wearing it? +w+
Aika: EH?!
Kaito: Hurrrrrr~ =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaori: LET ME HAVE THAT NEKO MAID COSTUME IF YOU HAVE ONE!
Kaito: Why? o_o
Kaori: PLEASE! It's for the sake of catching Kujyou-kun's attention!
Ryuu: That's not gonna work either
Kaori: GAAAHHH!!! Why Ichinose-san?!
Lex: Coz she's cuter than you? OuO
Aika: sure, you can wear the costume if we could buy one. don't forget to be a waitress for us ^w^
Kaori: Bitch....
Aika: Or else I'll chop off your head +_+
Hotaru: That cleaver!!! OAO;;
Kaori: Ohohoho! You think that's gonna make me? (but deep inside she's scared)
Aika: Really really (takes out cleaver) Want me to do it now?
Kaori: SURE, SURE! FINE!!!! But Ryuu-kun likes large ***s, right?
Ryuu: They're more like plastic surgery to me =.=
Kaori: ?!
Ruko: Kujyou-kun wins XD
-epic mega punch-
Ruko: OW! Why'd you do that for?!
Ryuu: You're annoying me lately.

Hotaru: D-Did he just..?!
Aika: He punched his ****s because he's too annoying
Ash: I think I'm gonna get sick...
Ryuu: (death glare + rape face) You want me to do that, too?
Ash: NOT ME!  O_O;;
Kaito/Lex: NOT ME! OwO;;
Ryuu: Oh good, so the next time you annoy me, I'll fry your asses literally.
-leaves the classroom-

Guy 2: How did the Aggression test go?
Guy 3: Kujyou-kun somehow.... has normal aggression levels. But when Ichinose-san is around....
Guy 1: Y-You don't mean... o_o;;
Guy 3: Alright, that's all for today! Thank you for the time >w<""

Ash: I sense something fishy around here o_o
Aika: Give it a rest, Ash, Ryuu's always like that.
Ash: Punching ****s?! Seriously?!
Aika: He did that many times to naughty guys who really think they're naughty. They even tried to probe him when we found them with their faces bleeding =w="
Ash: All hail the power of yaoi =w=""
Aika: Go on, try it. You should see how his face looks like when you do =w=
Ash: I rather not OwO;; Geez, never knew you can be as aggressive as your brother.
Aika: Not really. He's the reason of everything =.=
Drei: I'm hereee!!!!
Lex: DREEEIIII >w<
Drei: Oh crap!

-chasing session-

the end
next episode coming soon!

Friday, April 27, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 11

Let's start the eleventh episode with a---

Aika: Ryuu, don't tell me you ate all of the Pocky again.
Ryuu: If so?
Aika: You've been eating them all the time without saving some for me!
Ryuu: Well... you only ate right about two boxes for only three months =w=
Aika: (tsundere mode strikes) He has the nerve to tell me about it......!!!


Kaito: Ei, Lex, have you seen my stack of pictures lately?
Lex: What pics? o_o
Kaito: The one with Aika-san's pics on them <w<;;;
Lex: (spits juice) You WHAT?!?
Kaito: (toying his fingers) I-I-It's j-just... Z-Zero-san asked me to do him a favor >w<"
Lex: Can I see those pics? =w=
Kaito: Oh sure =w=
Miyako: (suddenly holding the stacks) Why are all these pictures have Aika-chan on them? OAO
Kaito: OAO!!!
Lex: M-Miyako-senpai... a-a-anno... h-how did you find them?!
Miyako: What are you guys up to? +_+
Lex/Kaito: U-Uhmmm... ettooo... i-it's our group project OwO;;;
Miyako: You were taking pictures of Aika-chan?! D:<
Kaito: N-No... I mean, yes! 8D (rapid nod)
Lex: You idiot... = =+
Miyako: (blush) If Ryuu-kun finds out about this, he'll turn into a complete pervert O///O
Kaito: That's what I always wanted to see +w+
Miyako: I-If Aika-chan finds out about this, s-s-s-she....
Aika: What is it about me?

(Uh-oh...)

Short Interview (Survey ftw)

Let's see how the characters express their opinions of Ryuu Kujyou (the complete pervert as they say... if you've read the previous episode, that'll explain why)

Kaito Amadari speaks:
Kujyou-san is awesome!! The way he stated the Steps got all of us motivated. Too bad my camcorder wasn't with me. Who knows her tsundere sister will try to destroy it... anyways, we thought he's a complete emo until he showed us That Face. I-I don't know what to say but... THAT RAPE FACE IS WAY TOO HIGH FOR A PERVERT >w<!!!!!!

Lex Shadowrunner speaks:
Epic and awesome at the same time =w=
He's definitely the reason why our pervert levels were on the next level. Ever since he told us a lot of jokes about Aika, I've almost mistaken her as a loli. I wish he would give more manly advice for us to get more motivated =w=

Aika Kujyou speaks: 
Since you ARE asking me, this is my perfect opportunity to say a lot of embarrassing stuff about my goody-goody brother +w+~

Ryuu Kujyou speaks:
Do you think I'm gonna fall for that, mate? =w=

Aika: Weellll.... I don't really go to the hot springs exposing a lot of explicit stuff.
Ryuu: Well, I don't go into tantrums when the supply of Pocky have gone missing.
Aika: Ya know... you missed one scene. I mean, you shouldn't be seeing it, <w<
Ryuu: Giving hints, huh? +w+
Kaito: Aika-saaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES?
Lex: THE ONE WITH YOU TAKING OFF YOUR TOP WITH YOUR BACK TURNED WAS OUR FAVORITE!
Ryuu: WHAT PICTURE?!
Aika: Crap!!!!
Ryuu: Oooohhhhh~ +w+
Lex: Oh, Ryuu, you're here! Have you seen that pic?
Ryuu: I will help you find it +w+
Aika: +~+;;
Kaito: Aika-san has soft skin~~~ =w=~~
Aika: WHAT?! D8<
Kaito: I lost the picture Q_Q
Ryuu: I'll help you find it +w+
Taisuke: Onee-chan!!! Never knew you look so pretty here 8D

Aika: OAO......................................
Ryuu: +w+~
Lex/Kaito: My hero QwQb

Aika: GIVE ME THAT! (snatches the cursed picture)
Taisuke: But why is your back turned there? I wanted to see your tits Q_Q
Aika: (blood draining her face) OAO.........................
Ryuu: Taisuke, when did you learn to say such words? =w="a
Taisuke: Well.... stupid onii-chan has been my teacher ever since (points at Lex) and his stupid assistant gave me quizzes (points at Kaito)
Aika: YOU WHAT?! D:<
Lex: I-I-I can explain OwO;;;;;;;
Kaito: B-B-But he totally aced those tests I worked hard for! >w<;;;
Taisuke: Stupid assistant gave lame questions. He never told me the real name for the bouncy things on your chest =w="a
Ryuu: I told you before her chest is a pancake, remember?
Taisuke: But every time I land on it, it's like a pillow to me ^w^
Aika: (glares at the two idiots) You dare defile the child's innocent mind +_+
Lex/Kaito: OwO;;;;
Lex: (Hey, think of a plan!)
Kaito: -yao ming face- (What kind of plan?)
Lex: (You idiot, THINK OF A PLAN!)
Kaito: (But I don't have any!) -suddenly snaps- (Ooh, I have an idea)
Lex: (What..?)
Kaito: -giant troll face 2- RUUUUNNNN!!!!!

So the two freaks decided to run like the wind.
TBC XD

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 10

Warning: This is the continuation of the previous episode. This current episode contains words and scenes not suitable for EXTREMELY young audiences. Or in other words, not recommended for small kids and big babies.

I'M WARNING YOU! IF YOU CAN'T STAND STUFF LIKE THIS, CLOSE THIS BLOG RIGHT NOW! OR CLOSE THE TAB! OR CLOSE THE WINDOW! OR PLUG IT OFF YOUR SYSTEM!

Episode 10~!

Next Stop: Another 7Eleven branch (Place unspecified because I forgot)

Lex: Come back here, Drei-chan!!!
Drei: I said GET AWAY FROM MEH!!!!
Lex: But I wanna hug youuu!!!
Drei: FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Lex: But you're my primary target!!!
Drei: WHO CARES? ROCKET PUNCHHHH!!!

(sfx: rocket punch)

Lex: (masochist mode) Ooohhh... that's the nicest things you'll do for me >w<~~
Drei: Ugh, you're hopeless............

-Meanwhile-

Ruko: Whoo! Hot springs >:D
Ash: Don't get too excited, Ruko... you don't even know where the guy places are...
Tyson: Over there 8D~ (points)

(how the author imagines it: Hot spring, DUH!)

Zero: I'm gonna go first +_+
Tyson: No, I'm gonna go first D:<
Zero: I said me!
Tyson: No, me!
Zero: Me!
Tyson: Me!
Zero: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zero: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sheep: Meeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!

-Another meanwhile-

Miyako: Soo warm =w=~
Aika: Lucky the guys are far away from us =A=
Miyako: (sees a wooden wall) I think we're only separated by this wall.
Aika: You don't want the guys seeing us naked like this... =A=
Miyako: N-No! Not really! O////O
Aika: Good.... when in times like this, onii turns into a fully regenerated pervert =,=
Miyako: WHAT?! O///A///O?!
Aika: I can hear him coming now (leans against the wall)
Miyako: (sees a tiny hole) Omg O//A//O
Aika: MIYAKO!?
Miyako: Sorry!!! >////<

-Another meanwhile-

Ash: =//w//=
Ruko: =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito: =//w//=
Zero: +_+
Tyson: +_+
Ryuu: =.=....................

(the four guys seem to be enjoying the water's warmth, while the two other guys are glaring at each other, while the other one thinks he's in a dumb place. And yah, they are topless)

Ruko: I always wanted to see Amy-chan in a bikini =//w//=
Kaito: I always wanted to see girls showing off 90% of their bodies, if you know what I mean =//w//=
Lex: I want Drei-chan TT//w//TT
Ash: Kaito-san's pervert level is turning me on =//w//=
Zero: I always wanted to see Aika-chan in a bikini... or in a maid suit =//w//=
Tyson: That's my line +_+
Zero: I said it first +_+
Tyson: YOU STOLE MY LINE, FREAK SHOW D:<
Zero: I SAID I SAID IT FIRST D:<
Ryuu: Jeez, guys fantasizing about bikinis are too mainstream =.=
All: Eh? O_O
Ryuu: You wouldn't think girls might be waxing The Unwaxable (if you know what he means =w=)
Ash: (gets his point) Y-You don't mean.... O/////O
Kaito: (gets high) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!!!
Lex: The Unwaxable? OwO? (<<-- slow)
Ruko: Dude... (leans to Lex and whispers)
Lex: (finally gets it) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruko: It's true. Girls do that so guys won't think they're turning into monkeys when they're Doing It.
Lex: (blood spurts out from his nose from extreme shock)
Ash: Ryuu-tan is exposing things again >/////<!!!!!
Ruko: Ooh, maybe Ryuu-kun has tried fantasizing Miyako, huh? +w+
Tyson: Yah, what if he did? >:D
Kaito: I'm not gonna have regrets =w=
Lex: (suffers from blood loss)
Ash: Ryuu nosebled a lot of times XwX;;;
All: Why?? OAO
Ash: W-Well... w-we had a lesson in Health about erections......... <////<
Lex: HOLY----!!! OwO!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: (holding camcorder that came out of nowhere) This is gonna be a special scoop!!!!
Zero: Ryuu-kun, can you at least tell me a bit about what Aika-chan does in the shower?
Ryuu: (petrified)
Zero: Aww c'mon, please?
Ryuu: (sigh) Well, she stays long in the shower.... that's all =.=
Zero: Does she have big lady bouncy things????
Ryuu: She's flat-chested =A=
Tyson: Zerooooooooooooooooooooo! D8<
Ryuu: Her breasts are as flat as pancakes... Girls who have giant breasts are the ones who went to hospitals for some transplant...
Lex: I agree with ya =w=d
Ash: Crap, I remembered about the documentary of a woman giving birth <_<;;;
Ryuu: Oh that... when Aika saw that, she was suddenly touching her... (censored word) =w=
Kaito: OMG!!! (another censored word)
Zero: (me gusta face)
Tyson: (me gusta face)
Ruko: (imagines Amy again) =w=
Ryuu: She told me she's never gonna have sex with a guy to prevent pregnancy.
Ash: H-He said it O/////O
Ruko: By the way, Ryuu, have you tried It with Miyako?
Kaito: If you did, you saw her breasts, right? +w+
Lex: Yah, and you touched her, right? +w+
Tyson: And you french-kissed her, right? +w+
Zero: And you (censored sentence)

-10 seconds later-

Ryuu: All yes.
All: (transformed into petrified statues)

Ruko: You're the man!! b>w<d
Kaito/Lex: TEACH US!!! (happy tears)
Ash: (faints) XwX
Zero/Tyson: (epic nosebleed) 8DD~

Ryuu: Girls are suckers these days...
Zero: Tiger kiss is much better!
Tyson: Hickey!!! 8D
Ash: (sigh) We're lucky the girls can't hear us....
Ryuu: (expressionless face at them)
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(suddenly becomes rape face)

Ash: T-That face!!!!!
Ruko: I wonder if he does that in front of Miyako =w=
Ash: Aika told me he does that all the time OwO;;;
Zero/Tyson: Aika-chan?! O.O
Ash: Y-Yeh, seriously!!!
Ryuu: So you guys want me to teach you +w+
Lex/Kaito: (rapid nods) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! *w*
Ryuu: Well, first step is.......

-meanwhile-

Hikaru: A-Aika, i-is that your brother saying those stuff?!? O//A//O
Mirouni: My brother's a weakling =A=;;
Amy: Stupid Ruko +A+ (evil aura)
Miyako: (completely petrified)
Aika: (an aura that can't be really described)

Imagine Aika-chan in her laser eyes look and some kind of a tsundere demon taking over her body <w<

Aika: I'm gonna kill you Ryuu................ +A+
Miyako: It's okay, Aika-chan, I don't mind >w<;;
Aika: I don't know how can I describe Ryuu's pervert level (facepalm)
Hikaru: It's natural for guys, you know ^w^;;;
Mirouni: I just hope my brother learns the true means of his erections =A=;;
Amy: Ryuu even knows the intercourse process =w=""
Aika: Because Miya-chan ahs experienced it with him =.=
All: WHAT?!
Miyako: (toying with her fingers) Yah Q//w//Q
Amy: Did he hurt you?!
Miyako: No, he was careful ^w^d
Hikaru: At least she felt his true warmth =w=
Mirouni: He's a great french-kisser, no? =w=
Miyako: >//w//< yeh...
Aika: (facepalm) Maybe this spring turns people into perverts, only I'm immune.

Omake

Aika: I heard those stuff you said earlier +_+
Ryuu: Yeah, so? What's the problem, anyway?
Aika: We heard you, stupid! You even got Miyako unconscious!
Ryuu: I don't see it. She's just blushing =w=
Aika: That doesn't mean you're an expert towards Doing It =.=
Ryuu: And oh, I told Zero about the stuff he shouldn't do to you if he tries to rape you =w=
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!? D8<
Ryuu: It's not my fault, he insisted!
Aika: WHY YOU!!!

(sfx: slap)

The end XDDD

Next episode coming soon =w=

Friday, March 30, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 9

Changes in the story:
-'Harugii' is officially changed to Kujyou due to the excessive Miss Squeaky Picky-ness of the author.

Episode 9~!

Summer break 7:30am

The main reason for the early time: Taisuke woke up early and used his onii-chan and onee-chan's beds as trampolines to wake them up from their ass-filled rests. So... Ash and Mirouni have the natural sides of waking up early for some reasons...

So who are the characters in this episode, let me classify them:

Guys (aka Perverts)
-Zero Zephyrum
-Ruko Tsukiro (<<-- the stupid one)
-Ash Akatsuki
-Tyson Malcoln
-Kaito Amadari
-Lex Shadowrunner (<<-- the lolicon)
-Ryuu Kujyou (he's a pervert, so no worries)

Girls (aka Suckahs)
~since girls are easy to fool +w+
-Mirouni Akatsuki
-Amy Karasuma
-Miyako Ichinose
-Drei Musume (<<-- the main suckah)
-Hikaru Matsumoto
-Koide Yukira
-Aika Kujyou (<<-- the hard-to-get suckah)

Extra characters might appear in this episode. If you see one, you might freak out or keep your eyes opened wide from confusion.

So here's how it goes. They departed at the approximate time of 7:30 in the morning. Good guess! But anywayz, moving right along, it's a bit hard to explain how their transportation vehicles look like AND how awful or awesome they dress. Let's proceed to a time skip!!

STOPOVER: 7Eleven (Place not specified because I don't know.)
Ruko: Oooh yeah, babyyy~ time to get some brain-freezing beverage!
Ash: Ei, I thought you said Big Gulp!
Ruko: I've changed my mind, mate~ =w=
Tyson: I'm gonna get meself the super large one +w+
Kaito/Lex: (racing towards the automatic door like roadrunner duo minus a coyote chasing after them.)
Zero: (keeping a straight eye on Aika-chan before someone tries to seduce her... again)
Ryuu: (Pocky mode, as usual) 
Tyson: Neeee, you always stare at that cute meganekko, don't you? 
Zero: Why do you care? +_+
Tyson: Because I promised Aika I'll treat her for a sundae +_+
Zero: You what?! +_+
Tyson: You heard me, mate. I asked her out in the first place +_+
Zero: Oh yeah? I'll make sure your plan will fail +_+
Tyson: Bring it on +_+

(sfx: flame combustion + flaming aura + staring daggers)

Ryuu: If I were you, I would do something to surprise her =,=
Zero/Tyson: (rush to Ryuu-kun) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!
Ryuu: Now WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO MY LITTLE SISTER, DIMWITS?! You expecting me for some butt***?!?!?!?

Unfortunately, the girls heard his phrase...

Aika: (blood drained from her face) N-N-N-Nani?!?!?!? O....O;;;
Lex: Dafuq did I just heard OwO?????
Kaito: (nosebleeding) Hauuu, Ryuu-sama's pervert meter has gone positive once again b>w<d!!!!~~
Ryuu: Etto............ =w=;;
Hikaru:  Is your brother alright..? O_O;;
Aika: (sigh) It's a bit hard to explain =_=;;;;

Ruko: (smirk) Kukukuku... Ryuu-tan looks smart enough for some Man Talk. Kekekekeke +w+~~
Ash: I-Is he serious about it? OwO;;;
Ruko: That's all we wanna know =w=~
Tyson: (suddenly grabs Aika's arm) Ei-ei-ei~ Aika-chama, let's go have some sundae =w=
Aika: -E-eh?! B-But I'm with Hikaru-senpai...!!!!
Tyson: Nonsense! Oh by the way, Hikaru, I'm borrowing her for awhile, Miyako-chan's here for substitute (suddenly places Miyako to take Aika's place)
Miyako: Nani..? OwO?
Aika: S-Senpai..!!!!! OAO;;;
Hikaru: Go on, we'll buy you some chips ^^;;
Aika: B-But.......!!!!!!!!
Tyson: (sprints with Aika) Hihihihihihihihihi >:DDD
Zero: HEY! YOU THOUGHT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME THAT EASILY!!!!!!!!! (chases after Tyson)
Tyson: Nyahahahaha! Come and get me, bitch >8D
Aika: TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Ryuu: Good luck with that, Tyson, and ooh, give her some taste of sugar +w+
Mirouni: Oh gawd... That Face.......... O_O

Author: If you know what I mean =w=

Inside Vehicle Scenarios:

Meanwhile, the fox girl Drei Musume sleeps on Aika's lap and requested to get her covered in cloth just in case a Lex Shadowrunner arrives.

Koide: Ei... Aika.
Aika: Whut..? 
Koide: What did Tyson do to you earlier?
Aika: (OTL mode) Oh... that...
Miyako: Yah, why is he acting like a weirdo anyway?
Aika: I dunno why... even Zero is turning into a weirdo, too.
Amy: (annoyed) Ugghh... Ruko almost ruined my memento today ~_~
Hikaru: What did he do?
Amy: It's a long story.... ~_~
Koide: Well... he did saw some bikini bras and his dirty thoughts gave him the idea how Amy's breasts would look like if she would wear those =,=
Amy: Oooohhh......... you don't have to remind me that ~_~;;;
Hikaru: Lex and Kaito are much worse... =_= (suddenly sees Drei) Ei, what is Drei-chan doing here, anywayz?
Aika: She told us to be quiet. You know what I mean...
Hikaru: Oh yeah... right~

When suddenly...

Ruko: HEY, LEX!!! I SEE DREI-CHAN IN HERE! SHE'S HUMPING ON AIKA'S THIGHS!!!!
Drei: !!!?!?!?
Ruko: It's true! It's true!
Lex: Where?! Where?!
Drei: You idiot! (slams a 'Do Not Open Til Christmas' stamp on his mouth) I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!
Ash: Ei, Drei-chan, watcha doing here anywayz? o_o
Kaito: Look! Look! Ah did taw a fox girl!!! (Tweety style)
Lex: Where?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Drei: (rocket punches Kaito) STAY OUTTA THIS!
Ruko: (grabs Drei and raises her up Lion King style) OVER HERE, LEX!!! HERE'S YOUR LION CUB!
Lex: (finally sees) DREI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >w<
Drei: (pwns Ruko with a mallet)

(sfx: head smashing and hammer whacking sounds)

Zero: (staring oddly at Aika) Damn you, Tyson...... +_+
Tyson: Kukukukuku~ you're a weakling +w+
Zero: (takes out grandark) Why you little.......
Kaito: (appears out of nowhere) Ei, stick to the bright side, at least he hasn't hit on her =w=
Tyson: (ear becomes suddenly gigantic) Ooohh... did you hear that? +w+
Zero: Kaito, you idiot ~_~+
Kaito: Oopsie ^w^;;
Tyson: Lookie-lookie, Zero-kun, Aika-chama ish gonna change into her swimsuit soon +w+
Hikaru: Ugh... this guy has a lot of dirty thoughts =_=;;
Miyako: Bear with it, senpai, he often acts like that ^w^;;
Tyson: Ei, by the way, Miya-chan, ish Ryuu that dominant and... (smirks) ya know what I mean. =w=
Miyako: E-eh? O///O
Ash: (bonks Tyson) That's enough, Tyson. You're defiling her innocent mind!
Tyson: Are you an idiot?! She's Ryuu's girlfriend!
Koide: She's what?! OAO
Aika: Yep, it's true =w= (smirks at Miyako) Look over there, Miyako, onii's sitting over there showing off his abs~ (points at her brother from behind)
Miyako: (sees) Hauuuu..... O//////O
Aika: (pokes her teasingly) Oooohhh... you can sit beside him or we'll put you there =w=
Miyako: N-No! I-I'm fine with this place O//w//O;;;
Amy: Doshita no, Miya-chan? =w=
Mirouni: Well, you're his girlfriend. =w=
Koide: Come on, goldilocks, at least you can spend some time... (smirks)...alone with him for awhile =w=

Drei: Oh gawd... why did these girls turn into perverts now..? (facepalm)

Ruko: (suddenly appears behind Amy and using her back as a pillow) Mmhhhh.. soft Amy-chan desuuu =w=~~
Amy: (sees him) E-EH?! (tsundere rage) 

(sfx: rocket punch)

Ruko: @w@~
Amy: Find someone else to hump onto!

Next stop: Next episode.

SOON


Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 8

Series of Unfortunate Scenarios.
These are assorted and very short but contain few lines that will drive the guardian angel into huge tears. Don't expect any yaoi or yuri in this episode. Well.... incest might be <w<

Scene 1

Narrator: Two siblings together in one room, doing some crappy school work. Both are silent and need not to be disturbed. (Read Ryuu Harugii manual for the disturbance thingy)

Fryll: Hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyy!!! Jennifryll's in da house yowwwwwwww!!
Harugiis: (silent treatment)
Fryll: (hugs Aika from behind) Hey, babe, watcha doin'??

(Out of nowhere, we see a Zero Zephyrum with a dark and evil aura)

Aika: (pushes Fryll away) GAH! Your breath stinks!
Fryll: HEEYYY, Ryuu, mah man!!
Ryuu: What do you want? (The Look)
Fryll: Soooo, you and that cheeky blondie are an item now, eh? I admit, she is kinda cute. And she blushes like a tomato every time the others mention you especially your relationship. I also heard your relationship started with a piece of Pocky, can you tell me what that is? How is that even connected to love? Chew, chew, chew? Burp, burp, burp? Is that it?
Ryuu: (hands balled into fists)
Fryll: And ei, Aika! Who is this Zero guy? Is he from this world? Why is he glaring at me over there and holding that spiky sword with an eye thing that looks like a toy.
Zero: Toy?! +_+
Fryll: Any-who.... you look really pretteh and awesome. Who cares about that Zero guy? He's not that hot to be with you. So I want you to hang out with a cool and handsome guy like me! And heeyyy, you have huge lady bumps thereeee, can I squeeze 'em???
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!
Zero: (evil aura level five) I'm on my happy place.... I'm on my happy place....
Aika: (beating up Fryll) STUPID! SCUMMY! STINKY! SKUNK! DESPICABLE!
Fryll: And heyyyyy, I think that breast squeezing thing got Ryuu erected!!!!!
Ryuu: THAT'S IT! (evil aura as he takes out naginata) LEMME AT HIM!
Aika: (takes out cleaver) I'm gonna tear this character limb from limb!
Zero: Hey, don't forget me! (face close to Aika) If that idiot lays a finger on you, I'll tear him for you~
Aika: (tsundere blush) E-Eh?!
Taisuke: Nii-nii! Why do I see blood? OwO
Ryuu/Aika: TAISUKE?!
Ryuu: Get outta here, kid. Go watch cartoons! (slams door shut)
Fryll: This isssss SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

-slash sfx-

Scene 2

"Jyan-ken-pon!"

Aika: (the only one in scissors) Crap =_=
All: (rock)
Ryuu: Say it +w+
Aika: (tsundere mode) I, Aika Harugii, disgracefully proclaim myself as the "Zombie It".........................
Nataliya: Yay! Let's get this game started >w<
Arianne: Let's go~ >w<
Yoake: I know what it feels, senpai ^w^
Aika: I know <_<
Ryuu: Hold it! You have to answer this question first! If you do, you can start chasing us =w=
Aika; (sigh) What is it?
Ryuu: If there is one fifth, one fourth, one-eleventh, one-third, one-sixth and one-half slices of cake and ate them every slice, how much more will be left?! +w+
Aika: (thunder clap) D-DISSIMILAR FRACTIONS?!
Lex: That was tough o_o
Kaito: Yeah, talk about awesome XFD!
Ryuu: That also includes one-eighth +w+
Aika: AAAHH?! O[]O;;

Nataliya: QUICK, RUNNNNNNN!!

(Everybody runs leaving a chibi dumbstruck Aika staring at her fingers.)

Yoake: Senpai's such a meanie... of course if she ate the slices, there'll be no more cake left!

Arianne: Yeah ^w^;;

-meanwhile-

Aika: (still counting on her fingers) Etto.... >:T

(gasps then rage) RYUU, YOU STUPID BASTARD!! (runs after them)

Scene 3

Ryuu: Truth or Dare?
Ash: Truth...
Ryuu: Who do you like?
Ash: No, Dare!!
Ryuu: I dare you to tell me who do you like. =w=
Ash: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

stay tuned for more :3

Monday, February 13, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 7

Please note that the Aika Harugii unit you bought is absolutely related to this unit. Please do not attempt to switch their genders, send them to a nearby hospital for transsexual operations and mess with them. This is a male unit so bear with it.


Information

Name: Ryuu Harugii
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Height: 5'3"
Character Item(s): Naginata, Daggers, Pocky, anything related to chocolate, and proximate sharp objects

Calling him names like "carrot-head", "carrot-top" and stealing his Pocky will lead to physical injuries. If you are sent to a hospital due to this lame reason, that won't be our fault anymore.

This Ryuu unit you've just purchased is absolutely different compared to the Aika Harugii. (Yes, because it's a boy) But take note that some of her characteristics are similar with Ryuu unit, only there are slight differences. This unit is known to be very exclusive and famous after the Aika Harugii. This is also the most popular unit, so many female customers are raiding our store just to get this expensive unit. 

Ryuu unit is composed of many characteristics. We advise you to read them carefully because Ryuu unit is not an easy-to-get type. If you are a female person who ordered this and wanted a guy's attention all day, this... would be your very unlucky opportunity.

As you should know, this guy appears mysterious, silent and calm as default. He will be sitting cross-legged on the floor holding a small red box containing thin chocolate sticks he would chew, or even while playing with the PlayStationPortable device. He's a silent type commonly like his sister. The looks of him is telling you that you should NOT disturb his memento, or else take the risk of facing The Look. 

And of course, he is a sporty athlete and a talented dancer.

Let us describe each characteristic of this character and you must read them carefully.

-Silent & Mysterious (default)
-Little Devil
-Demon/Bloodlust
-Dominant
-Serious/Brutal
-Tsun-Tsun
-Out of Character

Silent & Mysterious: Ryuu's default personality all the time. It is stated like this: In this mode, he gets the opportunity to say intellectual stuff, reconstructing fragments and saying unsolved clues. They say he tends to be scary when narrating mysterious stories. This mode also describes his level-headed, composed and calm persona. Also this is why he is "hard to get".

Little Devil: You may think your Ryuu unit is a silent type all the time. But take it to the casual side (how he acts towards his friends and his surroundings) He is activated in this mode mostly when he sets pranks secretively. Sinister pranks. He and the Aika unit often work together to implement them. When you turn your back on him during an ordinary day, slightly turn your head behind so you will see his green eyes transforming into a pair of yellow lasers plus that smirk on his face. Or if he sees you, you'll see him staring at you half seductively and half playfully. Part of you wanted to know what he's up to but in the end you'll never know. He's also fund of blackmailing people, so you better watch out.

Demon/Bloodlust: This is a serious matter. If the Aika unit goes out late at night holding a cleaver then appears in front of your bed covered in blood, the Ryuu unit is much more deadlier. He can appear randomly. The reason behind his demonic personality is a bit hard to explain. There were reports that he has surprise-killed teenagers, mostly psychopaths, whores, assholes etc. He can appear anywhere he likes, even on your attic where he's there staring down at you without you knowing it. It would be worse if you see a bloody Aika unit in front of you and the bloody Ryuu unit cornering you while holding any kind of sharp blade. You will see that his eyes have turned crimson with black, thin and straight pupils. This mode is most feared.

Dominant: Ryuu unit is resourceful and powerful towards words and actions at the same time. H solves problems in a jiffy, enlightens your mood, and uses strong words. The aura around him might make you wonder about his wisdom. When it comes to sport, it is really hard for him to face such strong opponents but will think of strategic ways to enhance his performance, that also includes the academic ones.

Extra Note: In the insignificant description of Dominant mode, watch your back and keep your eyes open. Because he somehow likes a certain girl. A girl who is shy, timid, clumsy and not straight-forward (much more passive than the Aika unit). If you're lucky, you might find yourself pinned against the wall by this unit and that lustful and seductive look on his eyes. If I were you, don't give in. Make a plan immediately or... if that's your choice, do that 'sexy time' you teenagers wanted to do.

Serious/Brutal: The Ryuu unit tends to be like this especially when you put him in an extremely bad mood. Similar to the Aika unit, he will blurt out very strong words when you make him really mad. His expression is serious and angry, much more powerful than the Aika unit. There's no stopping this mode but himself. Give him time to cool off and give him space. 
If you make him more more more mad, there'll be tendencies for physical injuries, which he will do seriously.

Tsun-Tsun: Ryuu's Tsun Tsun mode level is less active than the Aika unit. Like the female unit, he sometimes tends to get annoyed, especially to stupid people who ask questions with obvious answers. He will give you sarcastic answers if you do. When flattered, he tends to blush with an annoyed face. But he's not like his sister who'll form tiny tears on her eyes when teased and extremely probed. To all female people (whores, sluts and prostitutes) who wanted to play with this unit, please be warned that the Ryuu unit won't respond. He'll push you away and tell you to find someone else. If you beg, you'll end up getting into trouble. If you try to kiss and probe him, he'll give you The Look and The Ultimate Pissed Off Guy Move. And yes, he also does that to girls, too.
And for yaoi fans, if you think a guy would kiss and probe him, too, The Look and The Ultimate Pissed Off Guy Move will be upgraded from Level 1 to Level 5.
He's more of a seme if you ask me. If you want gay relationships, he is not included in the picture. If you think he would, face The Look LV 5 and The Ultimate Pissed Off Guy Move LV 5 (both moves can also be upgraded when driven crazy).

Out of Character: The Out of Character characteristics of the Ryuu unit describes the Uke personality. This mode is extremely rare.

Rules To Be Read Carefully, Seriously

1.) Ryuu unit is to be not disturbed during his leisure and when he's busy.
2.) Ryuu unit always eats Pocky (chocolate). Do not try or attempt to steal his favorite snack if you don't want to be crushed whether you're a boy or a girl.
3.) Calling him names like "carrot-top" and "carrot-chan" (grave) will lead to physical injuries only to male people. For females, he will flick your noses or foreheads until he sees you crying.
4.) Do not play music containing girly concepts, flirtatious lyrics and cutesy background while he's around.
5.) He and the Aika unit both like chocolate. Even the sight of pudding and cake will boost their lolli/shota (almost)morale.
6.) Taking him into walks will be fine, as long as there are no girls drooling and flashing banners with his name written on them.
7.) During his leisure time, he tends to lay on his stomach with the poker face (kinda shota-like). He'll stare and blink at you without saying anything. Toss a stress ball at him. If you hit him on the face, he'll toss it back at you with full force so you'll fall on the ground.
8.) He always has a Pocky with him. If you depend on him to give you one, he won't. Buy yourself one and do not show it to him.
9.) When his Demon/Bloodlust mode is activated, his eyes are crimson with black thin pupils making him look demonic. He uses his signature naginata for battling (rare). He is definitely a serial killer (like the Aika unit), only his energy has more force. When you see him covered in blood with a crazed face, the only thing to do is run... until he catches you.
10.) Sometimes he is seen licking fresh blood on his fingers or hands.
11.) He is a sporty unit. His main sports are soccer and baseball. You can play a sport with him if you wish.
12.) In his Little Devil mode, he also tends to tease the Aika unit. If you are a tsundere, he might do that to you. If yandere, he'll give you a poker face to get you annoyed.
13.) In Serious/Brutal mode, he'll seriously blurt out words. If you want him to stop, give him space just like what is stated from the description itself, unless you are blind.
14.) Please be warned that his death threats will come true anytime, so you better watch out.
15.) When he is in his Demob/Bloodlust mode, he is sadistic indeed. Be very afraid when you see him stabbing a helpless kid with his naginata and the crazed look on his face. You thought he's just a tsundere, but he also has yandere sides, too.
16.) His knowledge and wisdom level are normal and equal with his emotions. He rarely shows emotions... and that's the problem.
17.) He tends to take things lightly, especially when you're a wuss who whines too much about the small stuff.
18.) Don't make excuses like "Two is better than one" when he declines help, because he can do them himself.
19.) If a group of girls are barging into your house, they cannot simply try to steal your unit.
20.) The Ryuu unit likes to rest. So do not disturb his happy and peaceful tim if you don't wanna face The Look.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: My Ryuu unit doesn't wanna give me Pocky, ramen, chocolate or even cake even though I bought them all! He's so selfish! How can I handle this situation?!
A: Your situation is easy to solve. Next time, do not show those stuff to him.

Q: My Ryuu-kun unit is stealing my Domo-kun plushieee!!! 
A: Uhmm... was that even a question?

Q: Gaaahhh!!! He doesn't wanna give it back! It's mine! 
A: Please insert a valid question.

Q: How can I make my Ryuu unit stop killing everyone?
A: You cannot stop him. It's up to him to stop. You'll end up soaring up high in the air dressed in a white nightgown, a pair of fake angel wings attached on your bag, a fake halo on top of you head and a small harp that doesn't even form a melody.

Q: Oh my gawd! My Ryuu unit has a surprise for me!Could you tell me what it is??
A: I'm afraid I can't... since he usually takes home real vital organs from real people...

Q: Uh-oh... I think my Ryuu unit is pissed off. Why would this happen?
A: It's either you're watching a cutesy music video with cutesy and flirty lyrics and some girls belly dancing exposing some skin, watching a music video with girls wearing weird make up that make them look like clowns or aliens, you disrupted his peaceful time, or.... forced him to spend a sexy time with you.

Q: I heard he likes this girl, you know..? The one passive than the Aika unit? Who is she, anyway?
A: It's a secret. His Dominant mode might activate if he sees this girl.

Q: If I buy both Ryuu and Aika units, would I get a discount, a coupon, consolation prize, raffle ticket or something?
A: No. You have to get the Drei Musume unit first and unfortunately, it's out of stock. The shipping takes approximately five to seven months of delivery...

Q: TELL ME WHO IS THIS GIRL HE LIKES!!!
A: Please insert a valid question.

Q: Waahh!! My Ryuu unit just flicked my head and it hurts! 
A: Since this is not a question, I'm gonna answer it. That's what you get when you're messing with him and you're lucky you're a girl.

Q: Oh my gawd! What if my Ryuu unit fell for the Aika unit instead?
A: What in the name of Merlin's beard is this?! Did we send a Ryuu unit with unfixed settings?! Please call our hotline number and get our delivery men to get him immediately for fixtures!!

For more questions, comments and suggestions, please contact Dr. Quack-Quack XIII with the cell number and hotline number provided behind this manual.

We hope you enjoyed your new Ryuu unit! If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call us. 




Friday, February 3, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 6

After reading the Drei Musume guide, here's another for one of my primary OC's :D

Note: This is a request from someone.

Thank you for purchasing the Aika Harugii unit! This special product is the perfect model for your daily needs. Just read this instruction manual to answer all your questions just in case your mouth is already stuffed with various types of questions: either useful or vague.

Information
NAME: Momoko Aika Harugii
AGE: 16 (approximate)
HEIGHT: 5'0"
CHARACTERISTICS: Meganekko (glasses girl), Tsun-tsun
RACE: Human
CHARACTER ITEM/S: Cleaver (hatchet) and extremely and deadly sharp objects

Now that you owned this cute teenage girl (wearing a pair of glasses), please note that if you are a male customer, you should seriously give respect to this unit because it is opposite to your gender. If you are a female customer, please do not drag her to malls, spa, beauty salons or anything else that will make her look like a clown or an alien. Don't even think about finding a suitable partner for her because she'll automatically reject that chosen guy no matter how hot, cute and handsome he looks. 

Aika Harugii unit consists of these characteristics:

-Tsundere (most of the time)
-Calm/Innocent/Warm (rarely)
-Cold/Serious (opposite to the last one)
-Lolli Persona (most of the time)
-Hot-tempered (most of the time)
-Bloodlust (seldom)
-Out of Character (rare)

Each characteristic will be described in a paragraph form so you better read them ONE BY ONE.

Tsundere: Aika tends to be really shy and timid. She's not used to being around people and talking to them through direct eye contact (because she told us personally that she finds it weird). Whenever she's dragged into some mushy stuff or some events that are not her thing, she will scram or sprint away in order to escape. Although her outer appearance is somewhat serious and cold, this outer image affects her personality, too. The information will be in her Cold and Serious mode.

Calm/Innocent/Warm: This female unit is smart. Whenever you're feeling down, she is always there to brighten up your doubts! She gives out helpful advice, boosts your morale and will give you self-confidence and self-esteem. Take note that this is her rare personality. Her default personalities are often tsundere and hot-tempered.

Cold & Serious: Now this is opposite to the last one. When you get her seriously mad, she'll give you the glare and death threats if you made her mood even worse. In this stage she feels down to herself and very serious indeed (just like her brother). She is silent and therefore needs space. When bothered and annoyed, she will yell out curses and brutal words. The only way to stop her is to shut up and don't say anything. Leave her alone and give her some time to cool off. Or face the risk of getting your head chopped literally.

Lolli Persona: Although this girl is a tsundere, calm and cold at the same time. Aika has extreme weaknesses towards cute things, chocolate, and sweet stuff. When she sees a stray kitten, you would see her chibified form running helplessly just to catch that critter. She eats taiyaki, Pocky, strawberry yogurt, cookies and chocolate most of the time. Do not steal them from her. Or else you'll activate her Bloodlust mode.

Hot-Tempered: With the connection to her Tsundere characteristic, she tends to gt spontaneously combusted when you get her mad. When you sexually harass her for example:
-teasing her in pervasiveness  
-poking her "bumps" with a stick
-looking at her chest
-looking at her ass
-tiger kissing her (if you don't know what this means, search it on a dictionary near you or if you are lazy, search it on Google)
-giving her a hickey or a love bite
-anything related to sexually harassing females

It's either she'll do the following:
-Rocket punch
-Chop your head with a cleaver
-Quietly fish her knife out and stab you from behind
-The Ultimate & Epic Pissed Off Female Move
-Slam a mallet on you
-Kick your crotch
-Pwn you to death

So better be careful.

Bloodlust: When in times like this, you won't know she's going out during the late hours of night for no reason according to what your mind thinks. And a few hours later, she'll appear in front of you covered in blood (and she doesn't care), holding a blood-drenched corpse and her cleaver. The demonic look on her eyes indicates you'll be the next victim... you're lucky she's a girl, because if it is a Ryuu Harugii unit, better start digging your own grave then.

Out of Character: This is a bit hard to explain. Aika's out of character actually reveals the hidden sides of her brother: devilish, seductive and dominant. Just like the title, this is out of character. Aika will completely regret her actions once she activated this mode.

Now that the characteristics are described, it's time to read some rules you should follow.

Rules

1.) Aika owns sharp object and they will appear from hammer space. These are considered her valuable possessions after her sweets, stuffed toys and Pocky.
2.) Harass her and get pwned.
3.) When she's sleeping alone, don't even think about sleeping beside her, hug her, tease her, fuck her, and whatsoever. If you did, you'll be beaten up.
4.) If you even try taking her by force, she has her own ideas to get away.
5.) When her Out of Character mode is activated, show her her weaknesses. Cute stuff will oughtta do it.
6.) If it still doesn't work, fine... you can do your own thing of "teasing" her until you see her blushing. BUT DON'T KEEP IT UP! Aika Harugii is forbidden to be taken.
7.) Based from the Drei Musume guide, if it is a Lex Shadowrunner disguised as Aika unit, step on his foot until you hear a masculine voice. If it is the real Aika, face the risk of being charged with sexual harassment.
8.) You can play games with her, just don't take her glasses. She has quite a poor eyesight.
9.) You can play games NOT related to sexual activities for you to be stimulated at!
10.) She tends to get bored easily.
11.) She can do house work so don't worry.
12.) She is fund of animals.
13.) Her default outfit is a school uniform
14.) She hates girly stuff.
15.) She likes eating Pocky (just like what her brother does most of the time)
16.) She is completely aware of her hygiene and the surroundings around her.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Hauuu!~ Aika-chan's cute! Can I feed her?
A: Uhh no... she's a grown-up so she can feed herself.

Q: Whenever I try to make her wear cute outfits, she rejects them. What should I do?
A: We've said it before. Do Not Force Her To Wear Clothes You Want Her To Wear. If You Dare Try Force Her To Wear A Bikini, You'll Shit Brix Because You'll Be Pwned Right After!

Q: Gaaahhh!!! Aika-chan's covered in blood and she wants to kill me! How can I stop her?!
A: That's her Bloodlust mode. To make her stop, simply flash a tray of chocolate, taiyaki, marshmallows and Pocky while holding a very cute kitten or any kind of animal.

Q: I was with her to the park and all of a sudden, I see guys chasing us and holding bouquets! What is this?!
A: Oh brother... because you took her to a public place, she drove a lot of guys and ended up chasing you two. Aika doesn't like to be around people you know...

Q: Can I take her out to a date someday?
A: Uhh... it depends...

Q: Now that you mentioned she has a brother, can I order him, too????
A: YES FINALLY!!! Just pay for your transaction and we'll deliver your unit within ten days and twelve hours.

ENJOY YOUR UNIT! Now that you've read this sick manual, please take note that if she sees this, you'll activate her Hot-Tempered mode and tear this into pieces. So you better watch out.

Friday, January 13, 2012

mind drabble 1

I made these drabbles out of effing boredom. My head is burning not with fever, but completely. I'm putting the blame to my seatmate and the person seated behind me because they wanted to interfere about my life. AND DON'T EVEN ASK ME ABOUT IT! THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

--

"Yoake-chan, come down here!" Arashi shouted just as when he is looking up at his twin sister sitting on a very high branch. Apparently, Yoake is refusing, for she thought she is good at climbing trees. Her twin brother is standing few feet below her.

"OK, just a minute!"


And Yoake stayed there.

Arashi frowned. "Aww c'mon! Please come down here! Let's play!"


His twin sister ignored him. But after a couple of seconds, Yoake looked down. She blinked her grey eyes and stared at her brother's identical eyes.

As a strong gust of wind came, it shook the leaves off the trees. Yoake clung onto the tree trunk but then... she fell on her back, lost her balance, until she's falling freely.

"YOAKE-CHAAAAN!!!"


BAM!


Arashi dropped the small present and went towards his twin sister, kneeling down before her limp body. Yoake is there, lying on her back and wincing.

"A-Are you alright...Y-Yoake-chan?" he asked.

The girl opens her eyes. "A-Arashi-chan... you're here.." her lips formed a smile. A heart-warming smile. Her body seemed paralyzed. Arashi wanted to help her get up, but then he saw red.

"Yoake-chan, you're bleeding!"


Yoake just smiled. "I-I'm fine. M-My body hurts..." She winced again until suddenly she as calm. "I-I can't feel the pain anymore.. I can't move.."


"Y-You' ll be alright if it doesn't bleed. B-But I have to take you to a hospital, quickly!"


"No, Arashi-chan..." she whispered. "I'm fine now... m-my body doesn't move anymore." Her eyes slowly cascaded tears. "A-Arashi-chan... will you still play with me..?"


"O-Of course I will, Yoake-chan! W-We are twins, right? Twins should always be together.."


Yoake slowly sniffled. "R-Really?" she winced again and sighed. "I-I can't move.."


Arashi slowly smiled. "J-Just d-don't move, o-okay..? You'll be alright."


His twin sister plastered a sad smile with her tears streaming openly. "Arashi-chan, I hope we can play again... you're the best friend I ever had."


"O-Of course we can still play again, r-right?" Arashi nodded hesitantly. "Let's make a promise."


Yoake closed her eyes with the smile on her lips.

Arashi raised his pinky. "H-Here... pinky swear." He took her hand and connected her pinky with his.

...

"Hey... you have to let go now, or it won't be official." he told her, but her hand didn't move. He budged again. "Yoake-chan, if you won't let go, it won't be official.." 


"Y-Yoake-chan?"


He saw her face with a smile, and her eyes closed. Arashi felt her pulse not beating anymore. He softly gasped as tears fell from his cheeks. His twin sister is dead.

"YOAKEEEEE!!!"

Sunday, January 8, 2012

One by One part V (FINAL)

Special News Report:


Village Chief's Assistant, Otome Kazuya, has been reported missing. Village investigators spread all over town in search for Kazuya's trace. It was said Kazuya was last seen in her office then walking out, saying she's paying someone a visit. She is a maiden who lives with her roommate. The roommate told the police Kazuya did not come home that night. Police are still investigating this matter while the village chief, Itou Katsumoto, is eager for clues.


Itou glared at the small TV screen. He stopped by a small local cafe to take small bites. He waved at the waiter and gave his order of veggie burger and a tall glass of champagne. The woman holding a mic on the television revealed details about the rest of Otome Kazuya's search. He observed the rest of the customers enjoying their meal and also staring on the TV screen installed at the corner of the ceiling.

"Itou-sama." the waiter leaned against the counter. "You think Kazuya-san was murdered, wasn't she?"

The village chief sipped his champagne. "I'm not quite sure. I'm seriously worried about her." He left the cafe thirty minutes later. It was four thirty in the afternoon when he arrived in his office. He opened his drawers to check on his files. He sorted them all out until he realized something's missing.

The two folders placed at the side of the drawer were gone. They were the files containing the personal and biological information of Ryuu & Aika Harugii. He searched the other drawers and found none. He banged his fist on his desk and cursed.

"Where the hell are those files?!" he yelled, his voice booming the entire area. He fell back on his office chair and took a cigarette from his opened pack. He pulled a lighter from his pocket as a small flame burned the cigarette's tip the moment it was placed on his mouth. He puffed on his cigarette and stared into blank space.

Otome wouldn't take those files, would she? he thought. If she did, where did she take them?


He sat pondering as he slowly spun his chair facing the window. He puffed his cigarette again.

"Ryuu and Aika Harugii..." he mumbled. "You two are gifted with such wisdom. You may have gotten them from your parents. But what's the secret behind?" his lips pursued. Their mysterious wisdom is the thing that bugged him until now. He took the cigarette off his mouth and upended it, pressing firmly on the small ashtray scattered with used cigarettes and black and white ashes.

He stood up and went to Otome Kazuya's office. It was opened as he stepped inside. He flicked the light on and walked towards her desk. Her personal laptop is closed like a journal book. A stack of scrap and research papers sat beside it. Itou sat on her chair and opened Otome's laptop. The screen turned on automatically and it revealed a website, confirming him Otome has been researching before she hibernated her laptop.

The words from the title bar caught his eyes:

Life of Ryuu & Aika Harugii: History and Dangers Faced


Itou blinked twice. Otome is researching about Ryuu & Aika's life! What miracle! Growing more eager, he scrolled down as he dragged the mouse downwards. The website showed thumbnail images of Ryuu and Aika standing on the same ground with their backs turned, Ryuu sulking on a tree branch and Aika walking home wearing her school uniform with two books carried on her arms. The text have the same information from the files, if he's sure.

He scrolled down again, but he ended up on a dead link.

404 not found.


Itou gasped. The link doesn't exist.

He clicked it again, knowing the internet connection is just access-limited or just re-connecting itself. But he checked the lower right portion. The internet connection is successfully connected with the 100.0 connection speed.

He gave up. He bit his lower lip and finally, he sighed as the sign of giving in.

Itou found another window. He would be thinking Otome is instant messaging during office hours when she's not supposed to. He grunted and clicked that window, only to find his own moving image staring back at him. He saw the tiny dot telling him it's the camera. He just shrugged and moved the mouse back to the one he's researching right now.

Before he could click the window, his eyes suddenly went upon a shadowy figure standing right behind him.

He gasped, his chest heaving. He looked to his sides and saw no one. He looked back to his image on the camera and saw nothing. He thought to himself he might be seeing things. To his surprise, another window mysteriously appeared on the task bar. He moved the mouse and saw it was a RTF file. He clicked the window and found words in huge bold letters:

THIS IS THE END.


"The end..?" he repeated. He stared at the four words in silence, thinking it must be kind of a joke. He shook his head in disbelief and clicked the red X button. He went back to his browsing when another window mysteriously appeared on the task bar again. This time, the window itself showed up its content.

CAREFUL. I'M WATCHING YOU.


Goosebumps are getting on his spine. He quickly closed the window and rapidly scrolled down the current browser. He saw more pictures. Until he located a file capable for downloading.


Curious, he decided to download the file. 


7 hours and 30 minutes remaining.


"What?!" Itou's voice boomed again. He stared wide-eyed at the screen as the download process starts.


The man cursed at himself in exasperation. He looked at the task bar to see if there're more mysterious messages appearing. This time he found nothing. He read the text from the browser about the file he is currently downloading. This is what he saw:


Warning: What you're about to see has explicit content and might give you seizures. Viewer discretion is advised.


Just then, the download processing suddenly closed by itself. The screen turned black, then it showed a night forest image. Itou remained frozen on his seat as his eyes were glued onto the screen. That's when he realized it wasn't an image, but a documentary movie.

He heard cicadas chirping in the background. The night is old, and the full moon is glowing. Itou looked at the movie length: 00:00


What in the world is this? he thought, watching the whole documentary. The first set of clips showed the abstract scenarios where Ryuu and Aika are wandering on their own for a journey. The second one showed something. Itou caught sight of blood and corpses. Ryuu and Aika were not present in the scenarios, except the last scene where the two of them were sent on a mental hospital. A very absurd scene. The two teenagers struggled from the grasps of the doctors and nurses as needles were injected through their necks, sedating them in the process. Both fell limp on their hospital beds. The scene went blank just as when they're preparing their scalpels to open the flesh on their heads. The next scene showed their murder.

Otome's continuous stabbing on the two of them before they were shoved inside a box and buried near the shrine. Itou couldn't believe what he was seeing.

"I don't remember having these filmed." he said. The murder scenes zoomed. The image of a battered Aika got the film focused on her. She screamed on top of her lungs while Otome laughed madly, stabbing her wrists then cutting her stomach open. The blood-drenched Aika slowly twisted her head until she was facing Itou. To his shock, her pale blue eyes became different. They turned almost into...blue cat eyes. A demonic look.

"You...will...pay..." she mumbled, her eyes wide open while staring directly at Itou. The scenario suddenly flipped into a new one. The scene of Ryuu's murder with Otome's same attack. While Ryuu is enduring the pain, a girl's screams were heard, shouting his name and begging for Otome to stop, only the woman yelled at her to shut up. Otome laughed like a madwoman as she cut Ryuu's stomach, making the orange-haired guy grit his teeth as blood squirted out of his stomach and causing the girl to scream.

"URUSAI!"

The moment Ryuu gave in his last breath after confessing something to the girl, his green eyes turned bloody red, and black straight pupils gave an eye-widening stare...at Itou. The man saw Ryuu's eyes. They were red, baleful, and...full of anger.

"Shi...nee..." the boy mumbled. "Shi...nee..."

He repeated the word many times as Itou, getting freaked out from what he's seeing, quickly closed the laptop without hibernating it. He barged out of Otome's office and went back to his office. He slammed the door shut and paced. He suddenly heard the phone shrilling from outside. He sighed, shook his head and went outside to follow the phone's ringing. He found the phone and put the receiver on his ear,

"Hello?" he said. He heard weird noises at the phone as a raspy voice echoed:

"I'm here."


It was an unfamiliar voice.

"Hello?" Itou asked again. But the line went dead. He grunted and slammed the phone on its rack. He heads back to his office when he sees the same shadowy figure standing beside his door frame. A pair of green eyes caught his glance. The figure showed him a malicious grin as its hand is holding a dagger, juggling it on his hand.

Itou staggered backwards. He ran to the opposite direction where he found the restroom. He locked himself in there and found his reflection on the mirror. The same shadowy figure's face appeared over his shoulder, its eyes turning red with the straight black pupils like what he saw from the documentary.His figurine stood on the second cubicle.

The man's heart pounded wildly as he budged the door. He got out successfully and ran downstairs for the exit. To his horror, the door is locked from the outside. He banged his fists on the door and cried for help.

A snicker broke the silent atmosphere.

Itou gritted his teeth. "Alright, show yourself! I'm going to teach you a lesson!"

Another snicker. "Really?"

Before that, his phone rang again. The screen indicated it as a text message. He opened its inbox and found an unfamiliar number as the sender. He checked and this is what he saw:

I'm watching you


Itou looked behind and saw no one. He concluded to himself something, or someone is playing tricks on him. 


His phone rang once more. He saw Otome's name on the screen as a feeling of eager returned to him. He answered the call and put the receiver on his ear.

"Otome, where in the world are you?!"

The chirping of cicadas were heard from the background.

"OTOME!"

"She's dead. . . "

He blinked twice. It wasn't Otome's voice. It was a voice of an innocent and passive lass.

"She's what? What do you mean?"

"She's dead. . . "

"TELL ME WHY!"

"I don't know. She's dead."

The line went dead. All the lights inside went out and it was pitch-black all over the place. Itou groped the furniture to search for the flashlight. Giving up, he fished a small portable flashlight from his pocket and switched it on. He cursed under his breath about that shadowy figure playing tricks on him.

"I don't know who you are, kid." he said. "You better show yourself before I catch you."

He froze when he stepped on something. He pointed the flashlight downward and saw a puddle of fresh blood. He staggered backwards when he saw where it was coming from. He lifted up his sleeve and saw a huge cut on his wrist. He looked down and saw blood dripping on his legs.

It was coming from him.

"What's wrong? Bleeding without the slightest idea?"


He heard the same snickering voice. It seems to be getting closer. Itou left himself no choice but to run. He ran back upstairs to search for something to hide.

"Why...are...you...hiding..?"


He ignored the voice, but deep inside he grew even more scared. He found himself climbing up the stairs to escape from that shadowy figure. He found the door of the rooftop and quickly opened it. To his horror, the shadowy figure was there, standing a few distances from him.

When he saw its half clear image, it was a figure of an average boy. He peered close until he saw the boy's half decayed skin. His hand is clutching a knife as he lifted his head to show his identity.

Orange hair and green eyes. The boy's green eyes turned crimson and straight black pupils are starting to form, revealing his true demonic form.

"You remember me, don't you?"

Itou shivered. As the boy walked close, he recognized him as...

"R-Ryuu Harugii?!" he gasped. Ryuu's lips formed a sadistic smirk, but didn't say anything. Itou saw the devilish look from his crimson eyes. With this, he pushed him off and ran. He thought he was free when a blade shot him from behind that it reached his stomach. He fell on his knees and clutched his stomach now bleeding. His mouth squirted blood as he coughed.

Ryuu's footsteps approached him from behind. Itou jerked his head at him as he saw the clothes he was wearing when he was brutally killed by Otome. The village chief found himself lost on his thoughts. The rebellious villager yelling for independence.

"Katsumoto is a criminal!"
"He's treating us like his dogs! He wants this village as his personal paradise!"
"WE NEED INDEPENDENCE!"


"Say your last words, Itou. Because you'll give in your last breath here."


Itou crawled forward to escape from Ryuu. But he felt the boy's hand pull on his hair to hold him back. The redhead's crimson eyes glared at him grudgingly. Itou struggles to break from his pull. He used his free hand to swat Ryuu's hand off.

"Get away from me, child!" he yelled between bloody coughs. The blade remained plugged on his back. He struggled between heavy pants as he crawled forward. He groped his back and found the hilt of the dagger. He let out a cry when he did his effort pulling it out. He saw the blade drenched in his own blood.

"She's dead."


The same innocent and feminine voice was heard. Ryuu jerked his head and saw the shadowy figure of Aika sitting on one of the cemented blocks. Knowing she killed the first target, she just sat there and waited.

Itou managed to stand up, despite the blood dripping from the hole on his stomach. He coughed again and wiped his mouth with his hand.

"I...I thought you are dead!" he said. "So it was you all along, Harugii. Are you here to take your revenge?"

Ryuu didn't say anything.

"C'mon, say something!" he demanded. "Or else I'll kill you!"

Kill them? They're dead! Why should you kill them?


Since the boy's giving him the silent treatment, Itou grumbled and ran towards him, raising the knife. Using half of his strength, he targeted the knife on Ryuu's shoulder blade. Unfortunately, the boy's hand held it back. Ryuu, using his free hand, gave the man an abrupt and strong push, sending him staggering backwards. Itou smirked.

"Ha! That's how you fight?" he said in his mocking tone. "You're weak, Harugii! Too weak to be wise and---"

His foot slides on the last step. He found himself falling on his back and as the knife fell off his hand. He saw the cliff-like view of the cars on the streets, the small view of the buildings, and the figure of Ryuu standing in front of him the moment he faced him.

"Sayonara." the boy's lips formed a smirk. Itou falls freely from the top of the building and the image of Ryuu and Aika staring at him was the last thing he saw.

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Special News Report:


On the streets near the Sheffield village, the police found the dead corpse of the village chief, Itou Katsumoto, lying just outside his office building. Police detectives assumed Itou-sama fell off the top of the building and died on the ground straightaway. They are investigating this case and find the murderers responsible, or they will conclude Itou-sama committed suicide. 


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The village people spread the rumor about Itou's death. Since then, the office remained vacant and they proposed an election for a new village chief, someone who will be a good example with dignity and pleasing personality. Peace is restored in the village. Everyone gathered around the village shrine holding scented candles to pray for the souls of the Harugii siblings. The villagers found the box rotten and had a foul odor. As they pulled out the decayed corpses of Ryuu and Aika, everyone worked together to do a proper burial in the shrine itself.

Miyako placed her candle between the two graves. She wiped off a tear and whispered a soft prayer. She stood up and took her last glimpse at them.

"See you again, Aika-chan..." she said with a sad smile. "You've been a very good friend, you mean a lot to me." Her sad smile is replaced by a heartbroken frown when she turned to Ryuu's grave.

"Ryuu-kun..." A tear sheds from her eye. She wiped it off and sniffled. "I love you... may you rest in peace." She left the shrine as her tears returned.

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Standing several distances from the shrine were the two teenagers watching the villagers leave. Aika let the small cotton flower ascend from her palm and watch it fly away. Ryuu is turning his head to a different direction where he is watching a blonde-haired girl, the last person to walk away from the shrine.

"Do you think our work here is done?" his sister asked.

Ryuu cleared his throat. "Yes. After all, we're peaceful now. Itou and Otome are dead. But..." a frown spread across his face. "There's only one person who's definitely heartbroken."

"Who?" Aika blinked.

"Miyako." he replied. "She was there locked up in an cell when I was killed. She was saved from her execution for some reasons. I loved her for a very long time. But I gave in my last breath after the confession. She's heartbroken...because of me."

Aika sighed. "I know. She was my best friend, my first best friend before Hikaru. I wonder how she's doing right now. I killed Otome to save her. If Miyako would try to kill herself, I wouldn't like that."

"Me neither." her brother says. "You know, Aika, after fifteen years we haven't seen our parents since then. I was like two years old when they were alive then suddenly they disappeared. If they're dead, our family will be whole again."

"We have Taisuke..." Aika said. "Our little brother can't fend for himself. Who'll raise him and teach him values? He might not remember that we are his older siblings."

"Who knows a lot of forbidden stuff might corrupt his innocent mind..." Ryuu said. He looked up in the sky as the dawn prepares to arrive. "I think it's time for us to go and move on. Our work here is done. We'l visit this place some time..."

Aika nods as she and her brother turned away. Ryuu had his one last glimpse of Miyako as he walked away holding the severed head of Itou Katsumoto.

I'll come back for you, Miyako. Remember I'll always be here... and I will always love you.