Anonymous Adventures ep. 8

Series of Unfortunate Scenarios.
These are assorted and very short but contain few lines that will drive the guardian angel into huge tears. Don't expect any yaoi or yuri in this episode. Well.... incest might be <w<

Scene 1

Narrator: Two siblings together in one room, doing some crappy school work. Both are silent and need not to be disturbed. (Read Ryuu Harugii manual for the disturbance thingy)

Fryll: Hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyy!!! Jennifryll's in da house yowwwwwwww!!
Harugiis: (silent treatment)
Fryll: (hugs Aika from behind) Hey, babe, watcha doin'??

(Out of nowhere, we see a Zero Zephyrum with a dark and evil aura)

Aika: (pushes Fryll away) GAH! Your breath stinks!
Fryll: HEEYYY, Ryuu, mah man!!
Ryuu: What do you want? (The Look)
Fryll: Soooo, you and that cheeky blondie are an item now, eh? I admit, she is kinda cute. And she blushes like a tomato every time the others mention you especially your relationship. I also heard your relationship started with a piece of Pocky, can you tell me what that is? How is that even connected to love? Chew, chew, chew? Burp, burp, burp? Is that it?
Ryuu: (hands balled into fists)
Fryll: And ei, Aika! Who is this Zero guy? Is he from this world? Why is he glaring at me over there and holding that spiky sword with an eye thing that looks like a toy.
Zero: Toy?! +_+
Fryll: Any-who.... you look really pretteh and awesome. Who cares about that Zero guy? He's not that hot to be with you. So I want you to hang out with a cool and handsome guy like me! And heeyyy, you have huge lady bumps thereeee, can I squeeze 'em???
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!
Zero: (evil aura level five) I'm on my happy place.... I'm on my happy place....
Aika: (beating up Fryll) STUPID! SCUMMY! STINKY! SKUNK! DESPICABLE!
Fryll: And heyyyyy, I think that breast squeezing thing got Ryuu erected!!!!!
Ryuu: THAT'S IT! (evil aura as he takes out naginata) LEMME AT HIM!
Aika: (takes out cleaver) I'm gonna tear this character limb from limb!
Zero: Hey, don't forget me! (face close to Aika) If that idiot lays a finger on you, I'll tear him for you~
Aika: (tsundere blush) E-Eh?!
Taisuke: Nii-nii! Why do I see blood? OwO
Ryuu/Aika: TAISUKE?!
Ryuu: Get outta here, kid. Go watch cartoons! (slams door shut)
Fryll: This isssss SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

-slash sfx-

Scene 2

"Jyan-ken-pon!"

Aika: (the only one in scissors) Crap =_=
All: (rock)
Ryuu: Say it +w+
Aika: (tsundere mode) I, Aika Harugii, disgracefully proclaim myself as the "Zombie It".........................
Nataliya: Yay! Let's get this game started >w<
Arianne: Let's go~ >w<
Yoake: I know what it feels, senpai ^w^
Aika: I know <_<
Ryuu: Hold it! You have to answer this question first! If you do, you can start chasing us =w=
Aika; (sigh) What is it?
Ryuu: If there is one fifth, one fourth, one-eleventh, one-third, one-sixth and one-half slices of cake and ate them every slice, how much more will be left?! +w+
Aika: (thunder clap) D-DISSIMILAR FRACTIONS?!
Lex: That was tough o_o
Kaito: Yeah, talk about awesome XFD!
Ryuu: That also includes one-eighth +w+
Aika: AAAHH?! O[]O;;

Nataliya: QUICK, RUNNNNNNN!!

(Everybody runs leaving a chibi dumbstruck Aika staring at her fingers.)

Yoake: Senpai's such a meanie... of course if she ate the slices, there'll be no more cake left!

Arianne: Yeah ^w^;;

-meanwhile-

Aika: (still counting on her fingers) Etto.... >:T

(gasps then rage) RYUU, YOU STUPID BASTARD!! (runs after them)

Scene 3

Ryuu: Truth or Dare?
Ash: Truth...
Ryuu: Who do you like?
Ash: No, Dare!!
Ryuu: I dare you to tell me who do you like. =w=
Ash: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

stay tuned for more :3