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Thank you for purchasing the Aika Harugii unit! This special product is the perfect model for your daily needs. Just read this instruction manual to answer all your questions just in case your mouth is already stuffed with various types of questions: either useful or vague.
Information
NAME: Momoko Aika Harugii
AGE: 16 (approximate)
HEIGHT: 5'0"
CHARACTERISTICS: Meganekko (glasses girl), Tsun-tsun
RACE: Human
CHARACTER ITEM/S: Cleaver (hatchet) and extremely and deadly sharp objects
Now that you owned this cute teenage girl (wearing a pair of glasses), please note that if you are a male customer, you should seriously give respect to this unit because it is opposite to your gender. If you are a female customer, please do not drag her to malls, spa, beauty salons or anything else that will make her look like a clown or an alien. Don't even think about finding a suitable partner for her because she'll automatically reject that chosen guy no matter how hot, cute and handsome he looks.
Aika Harugii unit consists of these characteristics:
-Tsundere (most of the time)
-Calm/Innocent/Warm (rarely)
-Cold/Serious (opposite to the last one)
-Lolli Persona (most of the time)
-Hot-tempered (most of the time)
-Bloodlust (seldom)
-Out of Character (rare)
Each characteristic will be described in a paragraph form so you better read them ONE BY ONE.
Tsundere: Aika tends to be really shy and timid. She's not used to being around people and talking to them through direct eye contact (because she told us personally that she finds it weird). Whenever she's dragged into some mushy stuff or some events that are not her thing, she will scram or sprint away in order to escape. Although her outer appearance is somewhat serious and cold, this outer image affects her personality, too. The information will be in her Cold and Serious mode.
Calm/Innocent/Warm: This female unit is smart. Whenever you're feeling down, she is always there to brighten up your doubts! She gives out helpful advice, boosts your morale and will give you self-confidence and self-esteem. Take note that this is her rare personality. Her default personalities are often tsundere and hot-tempered.
Cold & Serious: Now this is opposite to the last one. When you get her seriously mad, she'll give you the glare and death threats if you made her mood even worse. In this stage she feels down to herself and very serious indeed (just like her brother). She is silent and therefore needs space. When bothered and annoyed, she will yell out curses and brutal words. The only way to stop her is to shut up and don't say anything. Leave her alone and give her some time to cool off. Or face the risk of getting your head chopped literally.
Lolli Persona: Although this girl is a tsundere, calm and cold at the same time. Aika has extreme weaknesses towards cute things, chocolate, and sweet stuff. When she sees a stray kitten, you would see her chibified form running helplessly just to catch that critter. She eats taiyaki, Pocky, strawberry yogurt, cookies and chocolate most of the time. Do not steal them from her. Or else you'll activate her Bloodlust mode.
Hot-Tempered: With the connection to her Tsundere characteristic, she tends to gt spontaneously combusted when you get her mad. When you sexually harass her for example:
-teasing her in pervasiveness
-poking her "bumps" with a stick
-looking at her chest
-looking at her ass
-tiger kissing her (if you don't know what this means, search it on a dictionary near you or if you are lazy, search it on Google)
-giving her a hickey or a love bite
-anything related to sexually harassing females
It's either she'll do the following:
-Rocket punch
-Chop your head with a cleaver
-Quietly fish her knife out and stab you from behind
-The Ultimate & Epic Pissed Off Female Move
-Slam a mallet on you
-Kick your crotch
-Pwn you to death
So better be careful.
Bloodlust: When in times like this, you won't know she's going out during the late hours of night for no reason according to what your mind thinks. And a few hours later, she'll appear in front of you covered in blood (and she doesn't care), holding a blood-drenched corpse and her cleaver. The demonic look on her eyes indicates you'll be the next victim... you're lucky she's a girl, because if it is a Ryuu Harugii unit, better start digging your own grave then.
Out of Character: This is a bit hard to explain. Aika's out of character actually reveals the hidden sides of her brother: devilish, seductive and dominant. Just like the title, this is out of character. Aika will completely regret her actions once she activated this mode.
Now that the characteristics are described, it's time to read some rules you should follow.
Rules
1.) Aika owns sharp object and they will appear from hammer space. These are considered her valuable possessions after her sweets, stuffed toys and Pocky.
2.) Harass her and get pwned.
3.) When she's sleeping alone, don't even think about sleeping beside her, hug her, tease her, fuck her, and whatsoever. If you did, you'll be beaten up.
4.) If you even try taking her by force, she has her own ideas to get away.
5.) When her Out of Character mode is activated, show her her weaknesses. Cute stuff will oughtta do it.
6.) If it still doesn't work, fine... you can do your own thing of "teasing" her until you see her blushing. BUT DON'T KEEP IT UP! Aika Harugii is forbidden to be taken.
7.) Based from the Drei Musume guide, if it is a Lex Shadowrunner disguised as Aika unit, step on his foot until you hear a masculine voice. If it is the real Aika, face the risk of being charged with sexual harassment.
8.) You can play games with her, just don't take her glasses. She has quite a poor eyesight.
9.) You can play games NOT related to sexual activities for you to be stimulated at!
10.) She tends to get bored easily.
11.) She can do house work so don't worry.
12.) She is fund of animals.
13.) Her default outfit is a school uniform
14.) She hates girly stuff.
15.) She likes eating Pocky (just like what her brother does most of the time)
16.) She is completely aware of her hygiene and the surroundings around her.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Hauuu!~ Aika-chan's cute! Can I feed her?
A: Uhh no... she's a grown-up so she can feed herself.
Q: Whenever I try to make her wear cute outfits, she rejects them. What should I do?
A: We've said it before. Do Not Force Her To Wear Clothes You Want Her To Wear. If You Dare Try Force Her To Wear A Bikini, You'll Shit Brix Because You'll Be Pwned Right After!
Q: Gaaahhh!!! Aika-chan's covered in blood and she wants to kill me! How can I stop her?!
A: That's her Bloodlust mode. To make her stop, simply flash a tray of chocolate, taiyaki, marshmallows and Pocky while holding a very cute kitten or any kind of animal.
Q: I was with her to the park and all of a sudden, I see guys chasing us and holding bouquets! What is this?!
A: Oh brother... because you took her to a public place, she drove a lot of guys and ended up chasing you two. Aika doesn't like to be around people you know...
Q: Can I take her out to a date someday?
A: Uhh... it depends...
Q: Now that you mentioned she has a brother, can I order him, too????
A: YES FINALLY!!! Just pay for your transaction and we'll deliver your unit within ten days and twelve hours.
ENJOY YOUR UNIT! Now that you've read this sick manual, please take note that if she sees this, you'll activate her Hot-Tempered mode and tear this into pieces. So you better watch out.
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