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Episode 10~!
Next Stop: Another 7Eleven branch (Place unspecified because I forgot)
Lex: Come back here, Drei-chan!!!
Drei: I said GET AWAY FROM MEH!!!!
Lex: But I wanna hug youuu!!!
Drei: FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Lex: But you're my primary target!!!
Drei: WHO CARES? ROCKET PUNCHHHH!!!
(sfx: rocket punch)
Lex: (masochist mode) Ooohhh... that's the nicest things you'll do for me >w<~~
Drei: Ugh, you're hopeless............
-Meanwhile-
Ruko: Whoo! Hot springs >:D
Ash: Don't get too excited, Ruko... you don't even know where the guy places are...
Tyson: Over there 8D~ (points)
(how the author imagines it: Hot spring, DUH!)
Zero: I'm gonna go first +_+
Tyson: No, I'm gonna go first D:<
Zero: I said me!
Tyson: No, me!
Zero: Me!
Tyson: Me!
Zero: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zero: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Sheep: Meeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!
-Another meanwhile-
Miyako: Soo warm =w=~
Aika: Lucky the guys are far away from us =A=
Miyako: (sees a wooden wall) I think we're only separated by this wall.
Aika: You don't want the guys seeing us naked like this... =A=
Miyako: N-No! Not really! O////O
Aika: Good.... when in times like this, onii turns into a fully regenerated pervert =,=
Miyako: WHAT?! O///A///O?!
Aika: I can hear him coming now (leans against the wall)
Miyako: (sees a tiny hole) Omg O//A//O
Aika: MIYAKO!?
Miyako: Sorry!!! >////<
-Another meanwhile-
Ash: =//w//=
Ruko: =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito: =//w//=
Zero: +_+
Tyson: +_+
Ryuu: =.=....................
(the four guys seem to be enjoying the water's warmth, while the two other guys are glaring at each other, while the other one thinks he's in a dumb place. And yah, they are topless)
Ruko: I always wanted to see Amy-chan in a bikini =//w//=
Kaito: I always wanted to see girls showing off 90% of their bodies, if you know what I mean =//w//=
Lex: I want Drei-chan TT//w//TT
Ash: Kaito-san's pervert level is turning me on =//w//=
Zero: I always wanted to see Aika-chan in a bikini... or in a maid suit =//w//=
Tyson: That's my line +_+
Zero: I said it first +_+
Tyson: YOU STOLE MY LINE, FREAK SHOW D:<
Zero: I SAID I SAID IT FIRST D:<
Ryuu: Jeez, guys fantasizing about bikinis are too mainstream =.=
All: Eh? O_O
Ryuu: You wouldn't think girls might be waxing The Unwaxable (if you know what he means =w=)
Ash: (gets his point) Y-You don't mean.... O/////O
Kaito: (gets high) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!!!
Lex: The Unwaxable? OwO? (<<-- slow)
Ruko: Dude... (leans to Lex and whispers)
Lex: (finally gets it) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruko: It's true. Girls do that so guys won't think they're turning into monkeys when they're Doing It.
Lex: (blood spurts out from his nose from extreme shock)
Ash: Ryuu-tan is exposing things again >/////<!!!!!
Ruko: Ooh, maybe Ryuu-kun has tried fantasizing Miyako, huh? +w+
Tyson: Yah, what if he did? >:D
Kaito: I'm not gonna have regrets =w=
Lex: (suffers from blood loss)
Ash: Ryuu nosebled a lot of times XwX;;;
All: Why?? OAO
Ash: W-Well... w-we had a lesson in Health about erections......... <////<
Lex: HOLY----!!! OwO!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: (holding camcorder that came out of nowhere) This is gonna be a special scoop!!!!
Zero: Ryuu-kun, can you at least tell me a bit about what Aika-chan does in the shower?
Ryuu: (petrified)
Zero: Aww c'mon, please?
Ryuu: (sigh) Well, she stays long in the shower.... that's all =.=
Zero: Does she have big lady bouncy things????
Ryuu: She's flat-chested =A=
Tyson: Zerooooooooooooooooooooo! D8<
Ryuu: Her breasts are as flat as pancakes... Girls who have giant breasts are the ones who went to hospitals for some transplant...
Lex: I agree with ya =w=d
Ash: Crap, I remembered about the documentary of a woman giving birth <_<;;;
Ryuu: Oh that... when Aika saw that, she was suddenly touching her... (censored word) =w=
Kaito: OMG!!! (another censored word)
Zero: (me gusta face)
Tyson: (me gusta face)
Ruko: (imagines Amy again) =w=
Ryuu: She told me she's never gonna have sex with a guy to prevent pregnancy.
Ash: H-He said it O/////O
Ruko: By the way, Ryuu, have you tried It with Miyako?
Kaito: If you did, you saw her breasts, right? +w+
Lex: Yah, and you touched her, right? +w+
Tyson: And you french-kissed her, right? +w+
Zero: And you (censored sentence)
-10 seconds later-
Ryuu: All yes.
All: (transformed into petrified statues)
Ruko: You're the man!! b>w<d
Kaito/Lex: TEACH US!!! (happy tears)
Ash: (faints) XwX
Zero/Tyson: (epic nosebleed) 8DD~
Ryuu: Girls are suckers these days...
Zero: Tiger kiss is much better!
Tyson: Hickey!!! 8D
Ash: (sigh) We're lucky the girls can't hear us....
Ryuu: (expressionless face at them)
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(suddenly becomes rape face)
Ash: T-That face!!!!!
Ruko: I wonder if he does that in front of Miyako =w=
Ash: Aika told me he does that all the time OwO;;;
Zero/Tyson: Aika-chan?! O.O
Ash: Y-Yeh, seriously!!!
Ryuu: So you guys want me to teach you +w+
Lex/Kaito: (rapid nods) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! *w*
Ryuu: Well, first step is.......
-meanwhile-
Hikaru: A-Aika, i-is that your brother saying those stuff?!? O//A//O
Mirouni: My brother's a weakling =A=;;
Amy: Stupid Ruko +A+ (evil aura)
Miyako: (completely petrified)
Aika: (an aura that can't be really described)
Imagine Aika-chan in her laser eyes look and some kind of a tsundere demon taking over her body <w<
Aika: I'm gonna kill you Ryuu................ +A+
Miyako: It's okay, Aika-chan, I don't mind >w<;;
Aika: I don't know how can I describe Ryuu's pervert level (facepalm)
Hikaru: It's natural for guys, you know ^w^;;;
Mirouni: I just hope my brother learns the true means of his erections =A=;;
Amy: Ryuu even knows the intercourse process =w=""
Aika: Because Miya-chan ahs experienced it with him =.=
All: WHAT?!
Miyako: (toying with her fingers) Yah Q//w//Q
Amy: Did he hurt you?!
Miyako: No, he was careful ^w^d
Hikaru: At least she felt his true warmth =w=
Mirouni: He's a great french-kisser, no? =w=
Miyako: >//w//< yeh...
Aika: (facepalm) Maybe this spring turns people into perverts, only I'm immune.
Omake
Aika: I heard those stuff you said earlier +_+
Ryuu: Yeah, so? What's the problem, anyway?
Aika: We heard you, stupid! You even got Miyako unconscious!
Ryuu: I don't see it. She's just blushing =w=
Aika: That doesn't mean you're an expert towards Doing It =.=
Ryuu: And oh, I told Zero about the stuff he shouldn't do to you if he tries to rape you =w=
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!? D8<
Ryuu: It's not my fault, he insisted!
Aika: WHY YOU!!!
(sfx: slap)
The end XDDD
Next episode coming soon =w=
Ruko: Whoo! Hot springs >:D
Ash: Don't get too excited, Ruko... you don't even know where the guy places are...
Tyson: Over there 8D~ (points)
(how the author imagines it: Hot spring, DUH!)
Zero: I'm gonna go first +_+
Tyson: No, I'm gonna go first D:<
Zero: I said me!
Tyson: No, me!
Zero: Me!
Tyson: Me!
Zero: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zero: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Sheep: Meeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!
-Another meanwhile-
Miyako: Soo warm =w=~
Aika: Lucky the guys are far away from us =A=
Miyako: (sees a wooden wall) I think we're only separated by this wall.
Aika: You don't want the guys seeing us naked like this... =A=
Miyako: N-No! Not really! O////O
Aika: Good.... when in times like this, onii turns into a fully regenerated pervert =,=
Miyako: WHAT?! O///A///O?!
Aika: I can hear him coming now (leans against the wall)
Miyako: (sees a tiny hole) Omg O//A//O
Aika: MIYAKO!?
Miyako: Sorry!!! >////<
-Another meanwhile-
Ash: =//w//=
Ruko: =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito: =//w//=
Zero: +_+
Tyson: +_+
Ryuu: =.=....................
(the four guys seem to be enjoying the water's warmth, while the two other guys are glaring at each other, while the other one thinks he's in a dumb place. And yah, they are topless)
Ruko: I always wanted to see Amy-chan in a bikini =//w//=
Kaito: I always wanted to see girls showing off 90% of their bodies, if you know what I mean =//w//=
Lex: I want Drei-chan TT//w//TT
Ash: Kaito-san's pervert level is turning me on =//w//=
Zero: I always wanted to see Aika-chan in a bikini... or in a maid suit =//w//=
Tyson: That's my line +_+
Zero: I said it first +_+
Tyson: YOU STOLE MY LINE, FREAK SHOW D:<
Zero: I SAID I SAID IT FIRST D:<
Ryuu: Jeez, guys fantasizing about bikinis are too mainstream =.=
All: Eh? O_O
Ryuu: You wouldn't think girls might be waxing The Unwaxable (if you know what he means =w=)
Ash: (gets his point) Y-You don't mean.... O/////O
Kaito: (gets high) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!!!
Lex: The Unwaxable? OwO? (<<-- slow)
Ruko: Dude... (leans to Lex and whispers)
Lex: (finally gets it) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruko: It's true. Girls do that so guys won't think they're turning into monkeys when they're Doing It.
Lex: (blood spurts out from his nose from extreme shock)
Ash: Ryuu-tan is exposing things again >/////<!!!!!
Ruko: Ooh, maybe Ryuu-kun has tried fantasizing Miyako, huh? +w+
Tyson: Yah, what if he did? >:D
Kaito: I'm not gonna have regrets =w=
Lex: (suffers from blood loss)
Ash: Ryuu nosebled a lot of times XwX;;;
All: Why?? OAO
Ash: W-Well... w-we had a lesson in Health about erections......... <////<
Lex: HOLY----!!! OwO!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: (holding camcorder that came out of nowhere) This is gonna be a special scoop!!!!
Zero: Ryuu-kun, can you at least tell me a bit about what Aika-chan does in the shower?
Ryuu: (petrified)
Zero: Aww c'mon, please?
Ryuu: (sigh) Well, she stays long in the shower.... that's all =.=
Zero: Does she have big lady bouncy things????
Ryuu: She's flat-chested =A=
Tyson: Zerooooooooooooooooooooo! D8<
Ryuu: Her breasts are as flat as pancakes... Girls who have giant breasts are the ones who went to hospitals for some transplant...
Lex: I agree with ya =w=d
Ash: Crap, I remembered about the documentary of a woman giving birth <_<;;;
Ryuu: Oh that... when Aika saw that, she was suddenly touching her... (censored word) =w=
Kaito: OMG!!! (another censored word)
Zero: (me gusta face)
Tyson: (me gusta face)
Ruko: (imagines Amy again) =w=
Ryuu: She told me she's never gonna have sex with a guy to prevent pregnancy.
Ash: H-He said it O/////O
Ruko: By the way, Ryuu, have you tried It with Miyako?
Kaito: If you did, you saw her breasts, right? +w+
Lex: Yah, and you touched her, right? +w+
Tyson: And you french-kissed her, right? +w+
Zero: And you (censored sentence)
-10 seconds later-
Ryuu: All yes.
All: (transformed into petrified statues)
Ruko: You're the man!! b>w<d
Kaito/Lex: TEACH US!!! (happy tears)
Ash: (faints) XwX
Zero/Tyson: (epic nosebleed) 8DD~
Ryuu: Girls are suckers these days...
Zero: Tiger kiss is much better!
Tyson: Hickey!!! 8D
Ash: (sigh) We're lucky the girls can't hear us....
Ryuu: (expressionless face at them)
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(suddenly becomes rape face)
Ash: T-That face!!!!!
Ruko: I wonder if he does that in front of Miyako =w=
Ash: Aika told me he does that all the time OwO;;;
Zero/Tyson: Aika-chan?! O.O
Ash: Y-Yeh, seriously!!!
Ryuu: So you guys want me to teach you +w+
Lex/Kaito: (rapid nods) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! *w*
Ryuu: Well, first step is.......
-meanwhile-
Hikaru: A-Aika, i-is that your brother saying those stuff?!? O//A//O
Mirouni: My brother's a weakling =A=;;
Amy: Stupid Ruko +A+ (evil aura)
Miyako: (completely petrified)
Aika: (an aura that can't be really described)
Imagine Aika-chan in her laser eyes look and some kind of a tsundere demon taking over her body <w<
Aika: I'm gonna kill you Ryuu................ +A+
Miyako: It's okay, Aika-chan, I don't mind >w<;;
Aika: I don't know how can I describe Ryuu's pervert level (facepalm)
Hikaru: It's natural for guys, you know ^w^;;;
Mirouni: I just hope my brother learns the true means of his erections =A=;;
Amy: Ryuu even knows the intercourse process =w=""
Aika: Because Miya-chan ahs experienced it with him =.=
All: WHAT?!
Miyako: (toying with her fingers) Yah Q//w//Q
Amy: Did he hurt you?!
Miyako: No, he was careful ^w^d
Hikaru: At least she felt his true warmth =w=
Mirouni: He's a great french-kisser, no? =w=
Miyako: >//w//< yeh...
Aika: (facepalm) Maybe this spring turns people into perverts, only I'm immune.
Omake
Aika: I heard those stuff you said earlier +_+
Ryuu: Yeah, so? What's the problem, anyway?
Aika: We heard you, stupid! You even got Miyako unconscious!
Ryuu: I don't see it. She's just blushing =w=
Aika: That doesn't mean you're an expert towards Doing It =.=
Ryuu: And oh, I told Zero about the stuff he shouldn't do to you if he tries to rape you =w=
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!? D8<
Ryuu: It's not my fault, he insisted!
Aika: WHY YOU!!!
(sfx: slap)
The end XDDD
Next episode coming soon =w=
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