Thursday, April 12, 2012

Anonymous Adventures ep. 10

Warning: This is the continuation of the previous episode. This current episode contains words and scenes not suitable for EXTREMELY young audiences. Or in other words, not recommended for small kids and big babies.

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Episode 10~!

Next Stop: Another 7Eleven branch (Place unspecified because I forgot)

Lex: Come back here, Drei-chan!!!
Drei: I said GET AWAY FROM MEH!!!!
Lex: But I wanna hug youuu!!!
Drei: FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Lex: But you're my primary target!!!
Drei: WHO CARES? ROCKET PUNCHHHH!!!

(sfx: rocket punch)

Lex: (masochist mode) Ooohhh... that's the nicest things you'll do for me >w<~~
Drei: Ugh, you're hopeless............

-Meanwhile-

Ruko: Whoo! Hot springs >:D
Ash: Don't get too excited, Ruko... you don't even know where the guy places are...
Tyson: Over there 8D~ (points)

(how the author imagines it: Hot spring, DUH!)

Zero: I'm gonna go first +_+
Tyson: No, I'm gonna go first D:<
Zero: I said me!
Tyson: No, me!
Zero: Me!
Tyson: Me!
Zero: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zero: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sheep: Meeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!

-Another meanwhile-

Miyako: Soo warm =w=~
Aika: Lucky the guys are far away from us =A=
Miyako: (sees a wooden wall) I think we're only separated by this wall.
Aika: You don't want the guys seeing us naked like this... =A=
Miyako: N-No! Not really! O////O
Aika: Good.... when in times like this, onii turns into a fully regenerated pervert =,=
Miyako: WHAT?! O///A///O?!
Aika: I can hear him coming now (leans against the wall)
Miyako: (sees a tiny hole) Omg O//A//O
Aika: MIYAKO!?
Miyako: Sorry!!! >////<

-Another meanwhile-

Ash: =//w//=
Ruko: =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito: =//w//=
Zero: +_+
Tyson: +_+
Ryuu: =.=....................

(the four guys seem to be enjoying the water's warmth, while the two other guys are glaring at each other, while the other one thinks he's in a dumb place. And yah, they are topless)

Ruko: I always wanted to see Amy-chan in a bikini =//w//=
Kaito: I always wanted to see girls showing off 90% of their bodies, if you know what I mean =//w//=
Lex: I want Drei-chan TT//w//TT
Ash: Kaito-san's pervert level is turning me on =//w//=
Zero: I always wanted to see Aika-chan in a bikini... or in a maid suit =//w//=
Tyson: That's my line +_+
Zero: I said it first +_+
Tyson: YOU STOLE MY LINE, FREAK SHOW D:<
Zero: I SAID I SAID IT FIRST D:<
Ryuu: Jeez, guys fantasizing about bikinis are too mainstream =.=
All: Eh? O_O
Ryuu: You wouldn't think girls might be waxing The Unwaxable (if you know what he means =w=)
Ash: (gets his point) Y-You don't mean.... O/////O
Kaito: (gets high) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!!!
Lex: The Unwaxable? OwO? (<<-- slow)
Ruko: Dude... (leans to Lex and whispers)
Lex: (finally gets it) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruko: It's true. Girls do that so guys won't think they're turning into monkeys when they're Doing It.
Lex: (blood spurts out from his nose from extreme shock)
Ash: Ryuu-tan is exposing things again >/////<!!!!!
Ruko: Ooh, maybe Ryuu-kun has tried fantasizing Miyako, huh? +w+
Tyson: Yah, what if he did? >:D
Kaito: I'm not gonna have regrets =w=
Lex: (suffers from blood loss)
Ash: Ryuu nosebled a lot of times XwX;;;
All: Why?? OAO
Ash: W-Well... w-we had a lesson in Health about erections......... <////<
Lex: HOLY----!!! OwO!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: (holding camcorder that came out of nowhere) This is gonna be a special scoop!!!!
Zero: Ryuu-kun, can you at least tell me a bit about what Aika-chan does in the shower?
Ryuu: (petrified)
Zero: Aww c'mon, please?
Ryuu: (sigh) Well, she stays long in the shower.... that's all =.=
Zero: Does she have big lady bouncy things????
Ryuu: She's flat-chested =A=
Tyson: Zerooooooooooooooooooooo! D8<
Ryuu: Her breasts are as flat as pancakes... Girls who have giant breasts are the ones who went to hospitals for some transplant...
Lex: I agree with ya =w=d
Ash: Crap, I remembered about the documentary of a woman giving birth <_<;;;
Ryuu: Oh that... when Aika saw that, she was suddenly touching her... (censored word) =w=
Kaito: OMG!!! (another censored word)
Zero: (me gusta face)
Tyson: (me gusta face)
Ruko: (imagines Amy again) =w=
Ryuu: She told me she's never gonna have sex with a guy to prevent pregnancy.
Ash: H-He said it O/////O
Ruko: By the way, Ryuu, have you tried It with Miyako?
Kaito: If you did, you saw her breasts, right? +w+
Lex: Yah, and you touched her, right? +w+
Tyson: And you french-kissed her, right? +w+
Zero: And you (censored sentence)

-10 seconds later-

Ryuu: All yes.
All: (transformed into petrified statues)

Ruko: You're the man!! b>w<d
Kaito/Lex: TEACH US!!! (happy tears)
Ash: (faints) XwX
Zero/Tyson: (epic nosebleed) 8DD~

Ryuu: Girls are suckers these days...
Zero: Tiger kiss is much better!
Tyson: Hickey!!! 8D
Ash: (sigh) We're lucky the girls can't hear us....
Ryuu: (expressionless face at them)
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(suddenly becomes rape face)

Ash: T-That face!!!!!
Ruko: I wonder if he does that in front of Miyako =w=
Ash: Aika told me he does that all the time OwO;;;
Zero/Tyson: Aika-chan?! O.O
Ash: Y-Yeh, seriously!!!
Ryuu: So you guys want me to teach you +w+
Lex/Kaito: (rapid nods) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! *w*
Ryuu: Well, first step is.......

-meanwhile-

Hikaru: A-Aika, i-is that your brother saying those stuff?!? O//A//O
Mirouni: My brother's a weakling =A=;;
Amy: Stupid Ruko +A+ (evil aura)
Miyako: (completely petrified)
Aika: (an aura that can't be really described)

Imagine Aika-chan in her laser eyes look and some kind of a tsundere demon taking over her body <w<

Aika: I'm gonna kill you Ryuu................ +A+
Miyako: It's okay, Aika-chan, I don't mind >w<;;
Aika: I don't know how can I describe Ryuu's pervert level (facepalm)
Hikaru: It's natural for guys, you know ^w^;;;
Mirouni: I just hope my brother learns the true means of his erections =A=;;
Amy: Ryuu even knows the intercourse process =w=""
Aika: Because Miya-chan ahs experienced it with him =.=
All: WHAT?!
Miyako: (toying with her fingers) Yah Q//w//Q
Amy: Did he hurt you?!
Miyako: No, he was careful ^w^d
Hikaru: At least she felt his true warmth =w=
Mirouni: He's a great french-kisser, no? =w=
Miyako: >//w//< yeh...
Aika: (facepalm) Maybe this spring turns people into perverts, only I'm immune.

Omake

Aika: I heard those stuff you said earlier +_+
Ryuu: Yeah, so? What's the problem, anyway?
Aika: We heard you, stupid! You even got Miyako unconscious!
Ryuu: I don't see it. She's just blushing =w=
Aika: That doesn't mean you're an expert towards Doing It =.=
Ryuu: And oh, I told Zero about the stuff he shouldn't do to you if he tries to rape you =w=
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!? D8<
Ryuu: It's not my fault, he insisted!
Aika: WHY YOU!!!

(sfx: slap)

The end XDDD

Next episode coming soon =w=

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