Anonymous Adventures ep. 4

Episode 4: Change of Scene, Change of Episode

Somewhere out there, where our crew met a moronic fox girl wearing Satoko-chan's clothes. Now we see the two stooges, Lex Shadowrunner and Kaito Amadari, gawking at Drei while this fox girl is eating a slice of cake. (Especially Lex who, apparently, has temptations to pounce on Drei like a cat)

Lex: (slams fists on the table) I've had it! DREEII!!! (he suddenly runs towards the fox girl and hugs her.)
Drei-chan: EEEHH?!!

Hold on, are we doing this using the Role Playing format? No, wait. Imma set the format again.

FORMAT: Narrative form

--

Ehem, here we go. No wonder why Lex Shadowrunner would be running towards Drei the fox girl at this time. So what came next is this fox girl stealing a bicycle from a toddler and pedaled away.

"Where are you going?" Aika asks. Drei froze on her tracks.

"Please..." she fell on her knees as a spotlight shines on her chibified form. "Keep...Me...Away...From...Lollicons!!!"

"What do you mean?"

Drei pointed a shaky finger at Lex, who, definitely, has that same goofy face when he sees cute things/people. Out of nowhere, another guy named Zero fell out of the sky and shielded Drei.

"Back off, Lex! Drei's mine!"

Then Kaito also appears out of nowhere. "Hey, Lex and I agreed to hug her as long as we want to! You're not included in the picture, derp!"

"Who are you?" Aika asked the guy shielding Drei. Zero turned and smiled.

"The name's Zero! I'm a certified fan of cute things like this fox girl!"

"EH?!" Drei couldn't help but to freak out. She hid behind Aika and trembled. "Hide meee...."

--

Commercial Break: (Drei-Hugging Commercial)

Characters:
-Aika Harugii (commercial host)
-Kaito Amadari (camera man)
-Ryuu Harugii (director)
-Hikaru Matsumoto (cue cards)

Stars of the commercial:
-Lex Shadowrunner
-Drei Musume (fox girl)
-Zero

Objective: to be televised, and to be exposed.

Title: Cute Fox Girl on Teh Loose! What are ya waiting for? HUG HER NAOO!!!!

Aika-chan: Hello, minna! My name's Harugii Aika and I'll be your host for this quick commercial. You see, a strange fox girl with the appearance of a elementary student with real fox ears has been spotted not far away from our residence. The fellows here found her extremely cute. Drei-chan doesn't like lollicons, by the way. Whether she likes it or not, we will gladly make our fellow lollicons here expose their love for this cute little fox girl until they squeal out of boredom!

Hikaru: (raises cue card)

"INTRODUCE YOURSELVES!"

Lex: (in his most retarded voice)

[grabs mic from Aika]
"Hel-lo! Mah name'z Lex Shaduw-runnah. Ahm feeftin yerz old. Ah em ei certifad lollicon and ahm pwoud of eet! Ah em shoor Drei-chan's gonna be mah perzonal hugging living stuffed toy and no one else! Ah em re-tar-ded en a complete idjit! Ah joined dis offertunity becoz ahm an idjit! En becoz idiocy ish vewy beautiful and ah can't live without it! That ish all. [bow]

Ryuu: (groan) Be serious, won't ya?!

Lex: THIS ISH SERIOUSS!!!

Hikaru: Hey, we're filming here! (flashes another cue card)

"NEXT: ZERO!"

Zero: [stands up]

I go by the name of Zero. I don't wanna say my last name coz I don't want to. I am a certified lollicon like the retarded fellow you've seen earlier. I solemnly swear that Drei-chan will be my one and only stuffed toy and not even Lex can steal her from me! That's all! [bow]

Hikaru: (another cue card)

"DREI"

Drei: My.Name.Is.Drei.Musume.I.Don't.Want.To.Say.My.Age.Because.You.Don't.Have.To.Know.About.It. Please.Help.Me.Get.Out.Of.This.Stupid.Place.So.I.Won't.End.Up.With.These.Two.Stinking.Lollicons.While.Filmed.PLEEEAAAASE!!!!!??
 DONE!

Aika: Thank you, Drei-chan! And now we present on the Hugging Part. Lex, Zero, please be careful when you hug Drei. You'll get her suffocated.

Ryuu: And no mushy stuff. She's just a geeky toddler.

Drei: I'M NOT GEEKY!

Ryuu: Whatever. You may begin.

Lex/Zero: DREI-CHAAAANN <33

Drei: (Help!!!!)

Hikaru: How's the filming going, Kaito?

Kaito: Just great, the filming is doing just fine!

Hikaru: And don't get the camera too shaky.

Kaito: Roger!

Zero: Soft Drei-chan desuuuu =w=

Lex: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!

Zero: I said it first :P

Drei: You're hurting me! (Get off me!Ge toff me!Get off me!Get off me!Get off me!Get off me!Get off me!)

[ears twitch]

Lex: Kyaaahh! So cute! >w<

Zero: [turns chibi while biting her ear =w=]

Lex: [turns chibi too]

Drei: ITEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Hikaru: (flashes a cue card)

"STOP SCREAMING!"

Drei: These two are really hurting me!

Ryuu: (eating Pocky) So?

Drei: PLEASE! RELEASE ME FROM THESE TWO LOLLICONS!

Ryuu: We're not done yet, squirt. We still have five minutes to get our commercial done.

Drei: WHAT?!

After the last five minutes of struggling, Drei is seen sprawled on the floor with swirls on her eyes. Lex and Zero ended up in an pillow fight while deciding which among them should have Drei for a week. The winner gets to decide to the duration until he gives up.

Aika: Alright, that's enough. Lex, Zero, you may now go back to the backstage and rest.

Lex/Zero: NO!

Aika: What do you mean "NO!"?!

Zero: Nuh-uh! Drei-chan's mine!

Lex: No, MINE!

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"SHE'S MINE! ALL MINE!"

"MIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Ryuu: (facepalm) Fudge.... your...arguments...are....recorded...

Lex/Zero: Yeah, so?

Aika: Uhmm...please ignore the scene, everybody! We're experiencing technical difficulties here, ehehehe ^^;

Lex: Hey, the commercial is a success! It has great trivial experiences!!

Hikaru: (sighs and raises a cue card)

"STOP THE RECORDING"

Kaito: Whew...(turns off the camera) That was tough.

Then suddenly his eyes widened.

Aika: What's wrong, Kaito?

Kaito: (gulps) I-I think I-I did something really dumb. EXTREMELY DUMB!

All: What is it?

Kaito: I FORGOT TO LOAD THE CAMERA WITH TAPE!

(silence)

Drei: HOORAAYYY!!! >w<

Lex/Zero: (dark aura)

Kaito..... YOU IDIOT!!! -Lex
GAAAHH!! What a waste of effort! -Zero

Ryuu: That's good =w=

Kaito: But I recorded some parts in my phone =w=

Drei: EH?!

Kaito: Imma upload it on Facebrook! >8D

mwahahahahahaha!

tbc

Anonymous Adventures ep. 3

Only one word can describe Aika: STUPID

"Uhhmm... just a sec~" she smiled at the two stooges. "I-I'll just check on her veeeery quickly. Be back in a jiff!~" She headed back to the bathroom away from Lex and Kaito, who had their eyes turned into yellow lasers. It seems those two are up to something...

Aika stammered as she stepped inside the bathroom. "U-uhh...little fox girl! Are you there?" She stepped forward to see if Drei is on the bath tub. To her horror, she was gone. You wouldn't be surprised to see a chibified Aika-chan on her knees under the spotlight.

"I can't believe I was too stupid for not locking the door! I can't believe I let that moronic fox girl escape and wander off her own!" Just then, the camera adjusts close to her face. "I just hope if I did lock the door, she could reach the door knob... she's a midget, remember..?"

The camera adjusts back to normal. Her chibified version stood under the spotlight, waiting for her to talk some more.

"Wait, what are we talking about again..?"

--

In the meantime, a girl named Satoko Mikagami read books about mythology and the supernatural. She's thirteen and a half years old and will be turning fourteen after five months. Just in case you wanna know what her birth month is, I'm afraid I can't tell you because the character wants it private...or else she's gonna summon a clothes iron to slam on my face with the letters: S.T.F.U.

Why did I intend to put her in this story? Because she sent me trolls on my Facebrook just to put her into this random story. She said she wants to look awesome.

You call this awesome then?!
Shut up. You're ruining my narrating session!


Moving on, this Satoko kid is busy reading books when a girl with purple hair tied in buns and green fox ears appeared behind her with a towel wrapped around her body. Her orange tail wagged slowly for attention. Satoko blinked and looked behind.

"Waah?!" she almost fell off her chair. "W-Who are you?! What are you doing in here?"

The fox girl sighed innocently. "Do you have any clothes?"
"Clothes?"
"Yah, that black-haired and blue-eyed meganeko left me behind and I accidentally soaked my clothes wet."
"Ohh... Aika-senpai? That's too bad." Satoko stood up. "C'mon, I'll lend you mine."
"You will?"
"Sure! I feel sorry for you..."

As they walked, Drei faced the audience and smirked.
"Aika-senpai, huh? She has a very weird and awesome name."

"Hmm? What was that?" Satoko interrupted.
"Oh, uhh... n-nothing! Carry on then, ehehehe~"

Moving on to the other side, we can see Aika-chan running all over the house in search for that moron fox girl who ran out of the bathroom. Because the meganeko herself was an idiot!

"Lemme guess, you forgot to lock the door." Ryuu smirked.

"Yah." she sighed. "But now because the author thinks I'm stupid, I'm gonna have to search for that little brat before she cause trouble."

Ryuu's green eyes widened when he saw Drei's wet clothes scattered on the floor.

"Wait... these are her only clothes, right..?"

"Uhmm...yeah?" When Aika knew what he meant, suddenly, she felt her hair standing on one end.

"Y-Y-You wouldn't mean...."

Ryuu sighed. "Tell me about it..."

--

RP mode:

Kaito: Lex, do you have the feeling Aika-chan's trying to hide our visitor from us?
Lex: Yeehhh (laser eyes)
Kaito: Well then, let's peek inside the bathroom!
Lex: CHAAARRGEEE!!

[question: where's your army?]

--

"Who are you, anyway?" Satoko asked again while browsing on her clothes. "You never told me your name."
The fox girl sighed. "My. Name. Is. Drei.You. Happy?"
"Drei?" she blinked. "You sure have a very weird name."

CRACK!


Drei felt a clap of thunder shock her head and electrocute her to death.

My...name...is...not...weird...


"Here you go!" Satoko tossed her the pile of clothes. "You can put them on. Tell me if they fit you."

"Ok~" Drei beams and heads back downstairs. She ran down the stairs when she sees Ryuu and Aika looking for her. She squeaked and hid behind a wall so she won't be seen by those two twerps. When they were gone, she headed back to the bathroom until...

"Holy Swiss Cheese!"

"Eh?"

Drei sees two back-haired guys. The first guy started blushing while the other one did as well. The guy named  Lex boost his LOLLICON morale as he went on running towards Drei.

"Omochikaeri, Miss Whoever You Are!" he squealed. Drei pulled out her emergency detector where the gadget dictated: LOLLICON ALERT! Get out immediately.

Knowing the consequences, she ran off, screaming without putting her new clothes on. Guess she's running with her towel wrapped around her.

I can't let anyone see me like this! she thought. I gotta find a place to hide!!!


"Hey, you're not gonna try to steal her, Lex!" Kaito yelled, running after him. "She's mine!"

"No, mine! I saw her first!"

Getting annoyed, Drei stopped and ran towards them. She used her bare feet to kick Kaito on a tender spot, while she kicked Lex so hard on the face he get so see her [censored]. Both guys collapsed on the floor with swirls replacing their eyes.

"That's one of the nicest things you've done for me, Miss Whoever You Are~" Lex said in a perverted manner. His face was red and of course, it's in a lollicon mood.

"He's...a...masochist...if...you...ask...me..." Kaito groaned.

Drei folded her arms on her chest. "I hate lollicons, especially this pervert." She proceeded to kick Lex by the stomach. "TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!" She got so mad she rocket-punched them both, even if Lex endured the pain and still on his lollicon mode.

"Moreeee~"

"You want me summon the lady in pink pajamas or something?!"

Lex gasped. "NOO!!! Not that bloody lame crazy careless bitchy ghost!"

Drei took out her laser gun and pointed it at them. "You two are so dead."

"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!"

Aika appeared behind her. When she saw that Drei only has a towel, she couldn't help but to blush. When she saw the two guys, she blinked.

"What did you do to them?"

"What? I immobilized them! They're a bunch of stupid morons."

"Alright, Whoever You Are, since I see you holding Satoko-chan's clothes, you might as well put them on."

"Right here?"

Aika has to look at the other side when she sees Ryuu sitting on the window and eating Pocky.

"No." she said sternly. "You're not taking off your towel in front of a pervert."

She and Drei proceeded back to the bathroom to get dressed. Lex's nose bled when Ryuu kicked him on the side to wake him up.

"Now you saw the moronic fox girl, she's the visitor." he said. "And what are you doing lying on the floor?"

"She's...so...cute..." Lex said with a goofy smile. He suddenly rose and banged his fists on the door.

"I WANNA HUG HER! LET ME IN, AIKA!"

"Why is his nose bleeding?" Ryuu asked.

Kaito wiped his nose and toyed with his fingers. "That fox girl kicked him so hard on the face he saw her...you know...?"

When he knew what he meant, Ryuu's nostrils started to form red droplets. Oh no, not him....

"Wait a sec, do you know who that fox girl is?" Kaito asked.

Ryuu blinked his green eyes. "Umm... no. She never told us who she is."

Satoko appeared behind him. "She told me her name's Drei."

"Drei..? She possessed a very geeky name..."

"I'M NOT GEEKY!" Drei yelled from the bathroom.

TBC

One by One part IV

Miyako's execution is cancelled due to some unknown reasons. She was transferred inside a room where she could rest instead. The box where the two bloody corpses lay were brought somewhere in an isolated area beside the deserted shrine where Harugii Aika was disemboweled. Otome reopened the box where she finds the bodies of Ryuu and Aika drenched in dried blood. The men grabbed their shovels and started digging.

The corpses were buried deep. The next day, the whole village mourned for the loss of both siblings. They were loved. They will always be remembered.

--

Six weeks after the improper burial (yet no one knows where they were buried), Miyako was set free and the executions were cancelled for good. She and Hikaru were sent back to their homes for better safety.

Otome sat on her table and browsed the untouched files of the Harugiis. They were known for their intelligence. But what bothered her is how did they get those abilities to unlock secrets. Of course she wanted the village chief to own the village as the personal paradise, but how did they know everything? They never sneaked inside the main hall, nor did they brought recorders. This matter is a mystery.

The woman slammed the folders on the table, frustrated. They're dead... but those mysteries of their life are bothering her. She wants to know everything. She sighed and went to the Matsumoto residence. When she knocked on the door, it was Hikaru, one of the survivors, and Aika's companion before she was killed. Otome decided to ask the girl a few questions.

"You're Matsumoto Hikaru-san, am I right?"
"Uhmm.. yes?"

Otomo let out a small cough. She opened the folders and revealed the picture of Aika on her file. "You were with this girl inside your home. How are you related?"
Hikaru bit her lip. "She's a friend of mine... why?"
"How about this guy?" she showed the picture of Ryuu. Hikaru gasped and twitched.

"H-He..." she stammered. "H-he's the guy you brutally murdered!"
"Why, he and his sister were brutally murdered. They deserve to die after the riot they caused in our village. Their mysterious intelligence is causing stress to the congress." she said in her most business-like tone. "They are executed and are charged from illegal and false generalizations against the public."

"Ryuu was right!" This time, Hikaru is raising her voice. "Why are you using us villagers as your slaves?! We're not born to be treated like dogs! We have the right to demand independence!"

Otome fumed. "It is from the public law that you should not break the orders, or else be sent to the torturing shrine and be disintegrated."

"So what? We don't care if any of us will be killed. You can't make this village the chief's personal paradise forever. He should at least deal with us fairly."

"There's nothing you can do, Matsumoto-san." the woman shook her head. "If you are sticking with the Harugiis, I'm afraid you can't anymore. They're dead. They don't exist. They're buried six feet underground and their bones would have been brittle and dead under the soil!"

Hikaru balled her hands into fists. "Yeah, yeah, you shoved their dead bodies inside a box instead of a proper burial."

"Exactly. They were buried beside the shrine where Aika-san was executed. It's so sad Ryuu-chi endured all the pain and died so he can be with her. The execution is an absolute success."

"You just don't want your secrets to be revealed, right?! You're doing everything to make this village all yours and turn the villagers into dogs!"

Otome gritted her teeth and stood up, dropping the folders on her feet. "You better watch that mouth of yours, kid. Or else I'll send you to the local discipline committee."

"Go on, send me there! That'll make me prove everyone that the death of the Harugiis is an injustice!"

The woman grimaced. "You fucking piece of shit, taking me lightly like that."
Hikaru flinched from her curse. Otome approached her and grabbed her by the neck.

"A legal-aged kid like you should be taken to the police!" she yelled. "Why do you defend the Harugiis so much?! Can't you see our quest was a success? With those two little brats gone, the village will be in peace once again and NO ONE WILL EVER TRY TO RUIN THE CHIEF'S IMAGE AGAIN!"

Hikaru grabbed her arm and struggled for air. Unfortunately, there's nothing, not even an obstacle to snatch for retaliation. Otome's lips formed a slow psychotic grin.

"No one can protect you now, girlie. It's just you and me now."

Hikaru slapped her arm away and staggered backwards. She massaged her neck and inhaled some air.

"Get out of my house!" She screamed, grabbing a stool beside her and raising it up. "Get out! OR ELSE!"

Otome smirked. "Huh. Looks like you have some strength there." she said with a sinister chuckle. "Of course I'll get out of your house." then she pulls out a knife.

"...RIGHT AFTER I FINISH YOU OFF!"

The woman lunged at her. But Hikaru threw the stool and the woman dodged. Hikaru ran towards the kitchen and searched in the drawers for knives. The table stood between them as Otome motions her to come over.

"Come closer. Hikaru-chan." she says teasingly. "I'll leave you alone after I ask you a favor."

"There's no way I'm gonna fall for that trick."

"It's a quick favor, darling." she chuckled. "Come on now, don't be shy."

"Never..." Hikaru mumbled under her breath. She stared daggers with the woman, who is skirting around the table and approaching her. She raised the knife and Hikaru saw that her face became more psychotic than before. Her iris has shrunk and her mouth had a wide grin.

"Tehehehehe, I told you to come over, right??? I TOLD YOU TO COME!"

Hikaru trembled and made her run. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" As Otome chased her, the girl found her room, prepared to slam it shut, when she saw fingers pushing it back.

"AAAHHH!"

"You think you can escape now, ha?!" Otome said, her voice have gone raspy. "You'll convince the villagers about the injustice! And you'll be the cause of our downfall!"

Hikaru grunted and pushed back. "I said..." She hissed furiously while pushing. She watched Otome's fingers curl around the wooden door until it was close to the door frame. Her chest tightened as she tightened her own fingers around the knob.

"Gaahh!!"

The woman let out a bloodcurdling screech. Her fingers are tightly stuck in the door because of Hikaru's force.

"GET OUT!" the girl yelled. "GET OUT!"

"YOU LOUSY LITTLE BRAT!" Otome shrieked. "I'm not finished with you!"

"GET OUT!"

Hikaru sees the woman's fingers strangled, the skin turning red... then purple. The finger-strangling ended when Otome let out another cry... after a sudden swing of a blade.

Hikaru loosened her grip, and to her horror, the woman's severed hand fell on the floor.

What the?!


As she looked up, Otome is on her buttocks, her knife dropped on the floor and her right hand missing. Who could have done this? Blood is on the floor. Otome is blurting out curses. There's no one in the house but the two of them.

"Hikaru..."

A faint voice echoed on her ear. She looked behind Otome and saw a shadowy figure. It was holding a blood-stained cleaver (hatchet) and is wearing a a silver vest, purple shirt, dark and bluish-green skirt... and a pair of glasses.

Hikaru;'s sky blue eyes widened.. mixed with horror and surprise.

"A-Aika..."

The ghostly figure of Aika put a finger on her lips. Otome, not aware what was behind her, glared at her grudgingly.

"You're lucky you're saved." she hissed. She used her free hand to fish out her phone. "I'll call the headquarters to get in here and sentence you for execution!"

Hikaru didn't say anything but to stare at Aika holding the cleaver.

"What's wrong? You're not gonna say anything? Or I'm gonna --- UGHH!"

Her head started to bleed when the cleaver made its way at the center of her skull. Otome's eyes bled and her iris shrunk, going up to her head until Hikaru can see the white part. One eye then fell out of the sockets, as her tongue lolled and huge drops of blood dripped from her broken teeth. Aika pulled off the cleaver and put it back again, this time almost chopping off her skull. Hikaru couldn't help but to tremble on her legs from what she's seeing.

Otome's limp body fell on the pool of blood.

"A-Aika, you are --"

But the girl put her finger on her lips again. She simply nodded, turned to her left, and disappeared through the wall. Hikaru, half terrified and half relieved, hurried downstairs to get some of the extra garbage bags. She did all her effort to shove the body inside the bag and tie it into a knot. She hopped out of her bedroom window and threw the bag somewhere far away from her house. She hurried back home and used a mop to clean up the pool of blood before her parents arrived.

Right before her eyes, Harugii Aika appeared again, which got her hitting her back on the wall.

"You're safe now..." she said. "Onii will take care of the rest...."

Before she could say anything, the meganeko vanished like dust the moment Hikaru blinked. She wanted to thank her dead friend that she killed that psychotic woman. But what about the files she left behind? She has to keep them securely in her drawer before her parents see them...

TBC

Anonymous Adventures ep. 2

Usually, this little Eevee would wander in the area and morph into her human form. With the same green fox ears and the orange tail. She wears a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled and green vest. A cute red ribbon is tied at the chest level and she wears a black skirt. She had a pair of white knee socks with tiny ribbon designs. Her school shoes are unique. Instead of the leather strap, it is designed with a red ribbon.

Only she has one weakness.
One word:

LOLLICONS!

YEAH! That's right! Her extreme cuteness is driving everyone wild. This little fox girl is named Drei, created by her owner two years ago. Her purple hair is tied into small buns but half of her hair is down, making her look child-like and cute.

Now she found a house where two siblings are constructing something. The orange-haired dude has that smirk on his face, and that black-haired meganeko with him has that worrying face. Unfortunately, the redhead saw her.

"Oww, looks like we have company."

Drei yelped and hid behind the tree. She's too late (HAHAHAHA!) and that lousy redhead is approaching. Drei jumped inside a bush before that stupid-looking guy will see her.

Who are you calling stupid?!


Duh-uh. YOU! Who else could it be?


"Ryuu, what are you doing?" the meganeko asked.

"I thought I saw a lolli here somewhere." Ryuu replied, now searching inside the bushes. Drei gulped and grabbed a raccoon, using it as a bonnett, and the mammal has that confused look on his face ("Wtf?"). Ryuu pried more. Drei found herself falling on a puddle of mud, and which made the two teenagers catch their attention. The meganeko named Aika ran past her brother and saw the purple-haired fox girl with the raccoon on her face.

"OMG! She's a fox!"
"Whut?"

Aika waved at her brother. "C'mon! Quick! She's a half fox and a half human!"

Ryuu walked past his sister and sees the unconscious Drei. He placed his hands on his hips. "Never seen one before. but we sure are lucky."

"She looks dirty and hurt, we should nurse her back to health."

With this, Ryuu carried the stupid-looking fox girl and inside the house. Aika told him to throw the fox girl straight inside the bubble-filled bath tub after taking her clothes off.

"Wait, you want ME to take her clothes off?" Ryuu asked with the shocked look on his face. Aika was alarmed to this as she smacked her brother out of the bathroom.

"Whatever, just get out! I'll strip her off since we're both girls!"

"Hey! She's a half animal! You might see animal fur on her nana!"

Drei woke up when she heard the censored word for a female genital organ. "What?!"

Aika blinked. "You can talk?"

The fox girl got up on her feet. "Of course I can, you idiot! I'm a half human!"

"Oww...okay." the meganeko nodded slowly. "Sorry about that earlier. My brother thinks you have animal fur on your genital part and has turned into a full-time pervert."

"I HEARD THAT!"

"WHAT? It's true! You said it in the first place!"

Drei folded her arms on her chest. "Hmph, I don't have animal pubic hair, unlike humans like you who have during their puberty."

Wait... when did we end up talking about puberty?

"Somewhere you'll have when you reach puberty." Aika concluded as she yanked the fox girl's green vest. "Let's take your clothes off. You look really dirty and you need a bubble bath."

Drei protested, slapping her hand away. "Ohhhh-no! You are not undressing me!"

Aika sighed in annoyance. "It's fine if you undress yourself. I'm a girl, and you're a girl, too! Nothing's wrong about it!"

The fox girl pointed at the door. "Well, that pervert over there is staring at us and you forgot to look that stupid door!"

Aika looked behind and discovered she was right. Ryuu is there staring at them and waiting for her to undress the idiotic-looking fox creature. She fumed and kicked the door, making it smack straight on Ryuu's face. The door slammed shut and she clicked the lock.

"There, happy?"

Drei smiled. "Great! I'll just undress mah-self!" Then she starts to. Aika adds more bubble bath shampoo on the bath tub, a rubber ducky, a Domo-kun plushie and a toy baby head that seems a little disturbing.

"Hey, Aika!" Ryuu's voice echoed from behind the door. "Make sure to tell me if that fox girl has a flat chest!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"What?! You're flat-chested like she does, duh!"

"No I'm not! Since when did you start talking about breasts?!"

"Nothing's wrong with it. Besides, I've seen you reading that puberty magazine."

Aika's face flushed. Drei is blinking at her and had jumped into the bubble bath.

"You sure you can shampoo and wash yourself?" she asks. The fox girl nods.

"Sure~ you have conditioner?"

"Uhmm... yeah." Aika handed her the towel and heads out of the bathroom to search for Ryuu. Drei shrugged and bathes herself.

--

"So, who's this visitor you're talking about?" a guy named Lex asks, he somehow resembles Aika's appearance, only he doesn't wear glasses and his black hair is in a very masculine look, unlike Aika's long and dark one.

"Nah... it's just a flat-chested fox girl." Ryuu replied. "She looks like a moron to me."

"Whoa.." Lex's friend, Kaito Amadari, widened his eyes in surprise. "She'll take that as an insult."

"Who cares? It's true, anyway. Not even a single puberty bump or even animal fur."

This caused Lex and Kaito to spit out their drinks.

"A-Animal fur?!"

Ryuu felt patronized. "What? You know those fur to cover the Thing on the girl?"

Kaito abruptly wiped his mouth clean. "Why do you have to bring that up?!"

"A fox girl, huh?" Lex said with a kitty face. "I think I wanna hug her if I see her."

"Hey, that's my line!"

"I said it first!"

"Nuh-uh! I'll have her first!"

Ryuu shook his head. "A lollicon duo." He said while staring at the audience.

The door slammed open, and Aika appeared on the door engulfed in angry flames.

"Ryuu................!!!"

Lex and Kaito twitched at the sight of the girl in combustion. "A-A-Aika?!"

"What did you say about me?" she hissed furiously. Ryuu simply stared at her from behind.

"I said you're flat-chested. What's wrong with that?"

"Well, you should at LEAST keep your mouth shut than embarrassing me in front of that stupid-looking fox girl!"

"Stupid-looking?!" Lex sound offended.

"Don't you dare insult cute girls!" Kaito added.

"Umm... she looks like a moron to me." Aika says. Lex sighed.

"Yaahh... Ryuu just mentioned that recently."

"And yeah, it's a fox girl, alright. If you find her really cute, better summon a Ryuuguu Rena to take her home."

"NUH-UH! I ain't gonna let that psychotic cleaver girl take our lolli home!" Lex yelled. "Just tell us where she is!"

"She's taking a bath."

"Is the door locked?" Kaito asks. Then Aika gulps...because it wasn't. (uh-oh)

TBC