Anonymous Adventures ep. 11

Let's start the eleventh episode with a---

Aika: Ryuu, don't tell me you ate all of the Pocky again.
Ryuu: If so?
Aika: You've been eating them all the time without saving some for me!
Ryuu: Well... you only ate right about two boxes for only three months =w=
Aika: (tsundere mode strikes) He has the nerve to tell me about it......!!!


Kaito: Ei, Lex, have you seen my stack of pictures lately?
Lex: What pics? o_o
Kaito: The one with Aika-san's pics on them <w<;;;
Lex: (spits juice) You WHAT?!?
Kaito: (toying his fingers) I-I-It's j-just... Z-Zero-san asked me to do him a favor >w<"
Lex: Can I see those pics? =w=
Kaito: Oh sure =w=
Miyako: (suddenly holding the stacks) Why are all these pictures have Aika-chan on them? OAO
Kaito: OAO!!!
Lex: M-Miyako-senpai... a-a-anno... h-how did you find them?!
Miyako: What are you guys up to? +_+
Lex/Kaito: U-Uhmmm... ettooo... i-it's our group project OwO;;;
Miyako: You were taking pictures of Aika-chan?! D:<
Kaito: N-No... I mean, yes! 8D (rapid nod)
Lex: You idiot... = =+
Miyako: (blush) If Ryuu-kun finds out about this, he'll turn into a complete pervert O///O
Kaito: That's what I always wanted to see +w+
Miyako: I-If Aika-chan finds out about this, s-s-s-she....
Aika: What is it about me?

(Uh-oh...)

Short Interview (Survey ftw)

Let's see how the characters express their opinions of Ryuu Kujyou (the complete pervert as they say... if you've read the previous episode, that'll explain why)

Kaito Amadari speaks:

Kujyou-san is awesome!! The way he stated the Steps got all of us motivated. Too bad my camcorder wasn't with me. Who knows her tsundere sister will try to destroy it... anyways, we thought he's a complete emo until he showed us That Face. I-I don't know what to say but... THAT RAPE FACE IS WAY TOO HIGH FOR A PERVERT >w<!!!!!!

Lex Shadowrunner speaks:

Epic and awesome at the same time =w=

He's definitely the reason why our pervert levels were on the next level. Ever since he told us a lot of jokes about Aika, I've almost mistaken her as a loli. I wish he would give more manly advice for us to get more motivated =w=

Aika Kujyou speaks: 

Since you ARE asking me, this is my perfect opportunity to say a lot of embarrassing stuff about my goody-goody brother +w+~

Ryuu Kujyou speaks:

Do you think I'm gonna fall for that, mate? =w=

Aika: Weellll.... I don't really go to the hot springs exposing a lot of explicit stuff.

Ryuu: Well, I don't go into tantrums when the supply of Pocky have gone missing.

Aika: Ya know... you missed one scene. I mean, you shouldn't be seeing it, <w<

Ryuu: Giving hints, huh? +w+

Kaito: Aika-saaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES?

Lex: THE ONE WITH YOU TAKING OFF YOUR TOP WITH YOUR BACK TURNED WAS OUR FAVORITE!

Ryuu: WHAT PICTURE?!

Aika: Crap!!!!

Ryuu: Oooohhhhh~ +w+

Lex: Oh, Ryuu, you're here! Have you seen that pic?

Ryuu: I will help you find it +w+

Aika: +~+;;

Kaito: Aika-san has soft skin~~~ =w=~~

Aika: WHAT?! D8<

Kaito: I lost the picture Q_Q

Ryuu: I'll help you find it +w+

Taisuke: Onee-chan!!! Never knew you look so pretty here 8D

Aika: OAO......................................

Ryuu: +w+~

Lex/Kaito: My hero QwQb

Aika: GIVE ME THAT! (snatches the cursed picture)

Taisuke: But why is your back turned there? I wanted to see your tits Q_Q

Aika: (blood draining her face) OAO.........................

Ryuu: Taisuke, when did you learn to say such words? =w="a

Taisuke: Well.... stupid onii-chan has been my teacher ever since (points at Lex) and his stupid assistant gave me quizzes (points at Kaito)

Aika: YOU WHAT?! D:<

Lex: I-I-I can explain OwO;;;;;;;

Kaito: B-B-But he totally aced those tests I worked hard for! >w<;;;

Taisuke: Stupid assistant gave lame questions. He never told me the real name for the bouncy things on your chest =w="a

Ryuu: I told you before her chest is a pancake, remember?

Taisuke: But every time I land on it, it's like a pillow to me ^w^

Aika: (glares at the two idiots) You dare defile the child's innocent mind +_+

Lex/Kaito: OwO;;;;

Lex: (Hey, think of a plan!)

Kaito: -yao ming face- (What kind of plan?)

Lex: (You idiot, THINK OF A PLAN!)

Kaito: (But I don't have any!) -suddenly snaps- (Ooh, I have an idea)

Lex: (What..?)

Kaito: -giant troll face 2- RUUUUNNNN!!!!!

So the two freaks decided to run like the wind.

TBC XD

Anonymous Adventures ep. 10

Warning: This is the continuation of the previous episode. This current episode contains words and scenes not suitable for EXTREMELY young audiences. Or in other words, not recommended for small kids and big babies.

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Episode 10~!

Next Stop: Another 7Eleven branch (Place unspecified because I forgot)

Lex: Come back here, Drei-chan!!!

Drei: I said GET AWAY FROM MEH!!!!

Lex: But I wanna hug youuu!!!

Drei: FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!

Lex: But you're my primary target!!!

Drei: WHO CARES? ROCKET PUNCHHHH!!!

(sfx: rocket punch)

Lex: (masochist mode) Ooohhh... that's the nicest things you'll do for me >w<~~

Drei: Ugh, you're hopeless............

-Meanwhile-

Ruko: Whoo! Hot springs >:D
Ash: Don't get too excited, Ruko... you don't even know where the guy places are...
Tyson: Over there 8D~ (points)

(how the author imagines it: Hot spring, DUH!)

Zero: I'm gonna go first +_+
Tyson: No, I'm gonna go first D:<
Zero: I said me!
Tyson: No, me!
Zero: Me!
Tyson: Me!
Zero: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zero: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sheep: Meeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!

-Another meanwhile-

Miyako: Soo warm =w=~
Aika: Lucky the guys are far away from us =A=
Miyako: (sees a wooden wall) I think we're only separated by this wall.
Aika: You don't want the guys seeing us naked like this... =A=
Miyako: N-No! Not really! O////O
Aika: Good.... when in times like this, onii turns into a fully regenerated pervert =,=
Miyako: WHAT?! O///A///O?!
Aika: I can hear him coming now (leans against the wall)
Miyako: (sees a tiny hole) Omg O//A//O
Aika: MIYAKO!?
Miyako: Sorry!!! >////<

-Another meanwhile-

Ash: =//w//=
Ruko: =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito: =//w//=
Zero: +_+
Tyson: +_+
Ryuu: =.=....................

(the four guys seem to be enjoying the water's warmth, while the two other guys are glaring at each other, while the other one thinks he's in a dumb place. And yah, they are topless)

Ruko: I always wanted to see Amy-chan in a bikini =//w//=
Kaito: I always wanted to see girls showing off 90% of their bodies, if you know what I mean =//w//=
Lex: I want Drei-chan TT//w//TT
Ash: Kaito-san's pervert level is turning me on =//w//=
Zero: I always wanted to see Aika-chan in a bikini... or in a maid suit =//w//=
Tyson: That's my line +_+
Zero: I said it first +_+
Tyson: YOU STOLE MY LINE, FREAK SHOW D:<
Zero: I SAID I SAID IT FIRST D:<
Ryuu: Jeez, guys fantasizing about bikinis are too mainstream =.=
All: Eh? O_O
Ryuu: You wouldn't think girls might be waxing The Unwaxable (if you know what he means =w=)
Ash: (gets his point) Y-You don't mean.... O/////O
Kaito: (gets high) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!!!
Lex: The Unwaxable? OwO? (<<-- slow)
Ruko: Dude... (leans to Lex and whispers)
Lex: (finally gets it) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruko: It's true. Girls do that so guys won't think they're turning into monkeys when they're Doing It.
Lex: (blood spurts out from his nose from extreme shock)
Ash: Ryuu-tan is exposing things again >/////<!!!!!
Ruko: Ooh, maybe Ryuu-kun has tried fantasizing Miyako, huh? +w+
Tyson: Yah, what if he did? >:D
Kaito: I'm not gonna have regrets =w=
Lex: (suffers from blood loss)
Ash: Ryuu nosebled a lot of times XwX;;;
All: Why?? OAO
Ash: W-Well... w-we had a lesson in Health about erections......... <////<
Lex: HOLY----!!! OwO!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: (holding camcorder that came out of nowhere) This is gonna be a special scoop!!!!
Zero: Ryuu-kun, can you at least tell me a bit about what Aika-chan does in the shower?
Ryuu: (petrified)
Zero: Aww c'mon, please?
Ryuu: (sigh) Well, she stays long in the shower.... that's all =.=
Zero: Does she have big lady bouncy things????
Ryuu: She's flat-chested =A=
Tyson: Zerooooooooooooooooooooo! D8<
Ryuu: Her breasts are as flat as pancakes... Girls who have giant breasts are the ones who went to hospitals for some transplant...
Lex: I agree with ya =w=d
Ash: Crap, I remembered about the documentary of a woman giving birth <_<;;;
Ryuu: Oh that... when Aika saw that, she was suddenly touching her... (censored word) =w=
Kaito: OMG!!! (another censored word)
Zero: (me gusta face)
Tyson: (me gusta face)
Ruko: (imagines Amy again) =w=
Ryuu: She told me she's never gonna have sex with a guy to prevent pregnancy.
Ash: H-He said it O/////O
Ruko: By the way, Ryuu, have you tried It with Miyako?
Kaito: If you did, you saw her breasts, right? +w+
Lex: Yah, and you touched her, right? +w+
Tyson: And you french-kissed her, right? +w+
Zero: And you (censored sentence)

-10 seconds later-

Ryuu: All yes.
All: (transformed into petrified statues)

Ruko: You're the man!! b>w<d
Kaito/Lex: TEACH US!!! (happy tears)
Ash: (faints) XwX
Zero/Tyson: (epic nosebleed) 8DD~

Ryuu: Girls are suckers these days...
Zero: Tiger kiss is much better!
Tyson: Hickey!!! 8D
Ash: (sigh) We're lucky the girls can't hear us....
Ryuu: (expressionless face at them)
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(suddenly becomes rape face)

Ash: T-That face!!!!!
Ruko: I wonder if he does that in front of Miyako =w=
Ash: Aika told me he does that all the time OwO;;;
Zero/Tyson: Aika-chan?! O.O
Ash: Y-Yeh, seriously!!!
Ryuu: So you guys want me to teach you +w+
Lex/Kaito: (rapid nods) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! *w*
Ryuu: Well, first step is.......

-meanwhile-

Hikaru: A-Aika, i-is that your brother saying those stuff?!? O//A//O
Mirouni: My brother's a weakling =A=;;
Amy: Stupid Ruko +A+ (evil aura)
Miyako: (completely petrified)
Aika: (an aura that can't be really described)

Imagine Aika-chan in her laser eyes look and some kind of a tsundere demon taking over her body <w<

Aika: I'm gonna kill you Ryuu................ +A+
Miyako: It's okay, Aika-chan, I don't mind >w<;;
Aika: I don't know how can I describe Ryuu's pervert level (facepalm)
Hikaru: It's natural for guys, you know ^w^;;;
Mirouni: I just hope my brother learns the true means of his erections =A=;;
Amy: Ryuu even knows the intercourse process =w=""
Aika: Because Miya-chan ahs experienced it with him =.=
All: WHAT?!
Miyako: (toying with her fingers) Yah Q//w//Q
Amy: Did he hurt you?!
Miyako: No, he was careful ^w^d
Hikaru: At least she felt his true warmth =w=
Mirouni: He's a great french-kisser, no? =w=
Miyako: >//w//< yeh...
Aika: (facepalm) Maybe this spring turns people into perverts, only I'm immune.

Omake

Aika: I heard those stuff you said earlier +_+
Ryuu: Yeah, so? What's the problem, anyway?
Aika: We heard you, stupid! You even got Miyako unconscious!
Ryuu: I don't see it. She's just blushing =w=
Aika: That doesn't mean you're an expert towards Doing It =.=
Ryuu: And oh, I told Zero about the stuff he shouldn't do to you if he tries to rape you =w=
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!? D8<
Ryuu: It's not my fault, he insisted!
Aika: WHY YOU!!!

(sfx: slap)

The end XDDD

Next episode coming soon =w=