-'Harugii' is officially changed to Kujyou due to the excessive Miss Squeaky Picky-ness of the author.
Episode 9~!
Summer break 7:30am
The main reason for the early time: Taisuke woke up early and used his onii-chan and onee-chan's beds as trampolines to wake them up from their ass-filled rests. So... Ash and Mirouni have the natural sides of waking up early for some reasons...
So who are the characters in this episode, let me classify them:
Guys (aka Perverts)
-Zero Zephyrum
-Ruko Tsukiro (<<-- the stupid one)
-Ash Akatsuki
-Tyson Malcoln
-Kaito Amadari
-Lex Shadowrunner (<<-- the lolicon)
-Ryuu Kujyou (he's a pervert, so no worries)
Girls (aka Suckahs)
~since girls are easy to fool +w+
-Mirouni Akatsuki
-Amy Karasuma
-Miyako Ichinose
-Drei Musume (<<-- the main suckah)
-Hikaru Matsumoto
-Koide Yukira
-Aika Kujyou (<<-- the hard-to-get suckah)
Extra characters might appear in this episode. If you see one, you might freak out or keep your eyes opened wide from confusion.
So here's how it goes. They departed at the approximate time of 7:30 in the morning. Good guess! But anywayz, moving right along, it's a bit hard to explain how their transportation vehicles look like AND how awful or awesome they dress. Let's proceed to a time skip!!
STOPOVER: 7Eleven (Place not specified because I don't know.)
Ruko: Oooh yeah, babyyy~ time to get some brain-freezing beverage!
Ash: Ei, I thought you said Big Gulp!
Ruko: I've changed my mind, mate~ =w=
Tyson: I'm gonna get meself the super large one +w+
Kaito/Lex: (racing towards the automatic door like roadrunner duo minus a coyote chasing after them.)
Zero: (keeping a straight eye on Aika-chan before someone tries to seduce her... again)
Ryuu: (Pocky mode, as usual)
Tyson: Neeee, you always stare at that cute meganekko, don't you?
Zero: Why do you care? +_+
Tyson: Because I promised Aika I'll treat her for a sundae +_+
Zero: You what?! +_+
Tyson: You heard me, mate. I asked her out in the first place +_+
Zero: Oh yeah? I'll make sure your plan will fail +_+
Tyson: Bring it on +_+
(sfx: flame combustion + flaming aura + staring daggers)
Ryuu: If I were you, I would do something to surprise her =,=
Zero/Tyson: (rush to Ryuu-kun) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!
Ryuu: Now WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO MY LITTLE SISTER, DIMWITS?! You expecting me for some butt***?!?!?!?
Unfortunately, the girls heard his phrase...
Aika: (blood drained from her face) N-N-N-Nani?!?!?!? O....O;;;
Lex: Dafuq did I just heard OwO?????
Kaito: (nosebleeding) Hauuu, Ryuu-sama's pervert meter has gone positive once again b>w<d!!!!~~
Ryuu: Etto............ =w=;;
Hikaru: Is your brother alright..? O_O;;
Aika: (sigh) It's a bit hard to explain =_=;;;;
Ruko: (smirk) Kukukuku... Ryuu-tan looks smart enough for some Man Talk. Kekekekeke +w+~~
Ash: I-Is he serious about it? OwO;;;
Ruko: That's all we wanna know =w=~
Tyson: (suddenly grabs Aika's arm) Ei-ei-ei~ Aika-chama, let's go have some sundae =w=
Aika: -E-eh?! B-But I'm with Hikaru-senpai...!!!!
Tyson: Nonsense! Oh by the way, Hikaru, I'm borrowing her for awhile, Miyako-chan's here for substitute (suddenly places Miyako to take Aika's place)
Miyako: Nani..? OwO?
Aika: S-Senpai..!!!!! OAO;;;
Hikaru: Go on, we'll buy you some chips ^^;;
Aika: B-But.......!!!!!!!!
Tyson: (sprints with Aika) Hihihihihihihihihi >:DDD
Zero: HEY! YOU THOUGHT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME THAT EASILY!!!!!!!!! (chases after Tyson)
Tyson: Nyahahahaha! Come and get me, bitch >8D
Aika: TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Ryuu: Good luck with that, Tyson, and ooh, give her some taste of sugar +w+
Mirouni: Oh gawd... That Face.......... O_O
Author: If you know what I mean =w=
Inside Vehicle Scenarios:
Meanwhile, the fox girl Drei Musume sleeps on Aika's lap and requested to get her covered in cloth just in case a Lex Shadowrunner arrives.
Koide: Ei... Aika.
Aika: Whut..?
Koide: What did Tyson do to you earlier?
Aika: (OTL mode) Oh... that...
Miyako: Yah, why is he acting like a weirdo anyway?
Aika: I dunno why... even Zero is turning into a weirdo, too.
Amy: (annoyed) Ugghh... Ruko almost ruined my memento today ~_~
Hikaru: What did he do?
Amy: It's a long story.... ~_~
Koide: Well... he did saw some bikini bras and his dirty thoughts gave him the idea how Amy's breasts would look like if she would wear those =,=
Amy: Oooohhh......... you don't have to remind me that ~_~;;;
Hikaru: Lex and Kaito are much worse... =_= (suddenly sees Drei) Ei, what is Drei-chan doing here, anywayz?
Aika: She told us to be quiet. You know what I mean...
Hikaru: Oh yeah... right~
When suddenly...
Ruko: HEY, LEX!!! I SEE DREI-CHAN IN HERE! SHE'S HUMPING ON AIKA'S THIGHS!!!!
Drei: !!!?!?!?
Ruko: It's true! It's true!
Lex: Where?! Where?!
Drei: You idiot! (slams a 'Do Not Open Til Christmas' stamp on his mouth) I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!
Ash: Ei, Drei-chan, watcha doing here anywayz? o_o
Kaito: Look! Look! Ah did taw a fox girl!!! (Tweety style)
Lex: Where?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Drei: (rocket punches Kaito) STAY OUTTA THIS!
Ruko: (grabs Drei and raises her up Lion King style) OVER HERE, LEX!!! HERE'S YOUR LION CUB!
Lex: (finally sees) DREI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >w<
Drei: (pwns Ruko with a mallet)
(sfx: head smashing and hammer whacking sounds)
Zero: (staring oddly at Aika) Damn you, Tyson...... +_+
Tyson: Kukukukuku~ you're a weakling +w+
Zero: (takes out grandark) Why you little.......
Kaito: (appears out of nowhere) Ei, stick to the bright side, at least he hasn't hit on her =w=
Tyson: (ear becomes suddenly gigantic) Ooohh... did you hear that? +w+
Zero: Kaito, you idiot ~_~+
Kaito: Oopsie ^w^;;
Tyson: Lookie-lookie, Zero-kun, Aika-chama ish gonna change into her swimsuit soon +w+
Hikaru: Ugh... this guy has a lot of dirty thoughts =_=;;
Miyako: Bear with it, senpai, he often acts like that ^w^;;
Tyson: Ei, by the way, Miya-chan, ish Ryuu that dominant and... (smirks) ya know what I mean. =w=
Miyako: E-eh? O///O
Ash: (bonks Tyson) That's enough, Tyson. You're defiling her innocent mind!
Tyson: Are you an idiot?! She's Ryuu's girlfriend!
Koide: She's what?! OAO
Aika: Yep, it's true =w= (smirks at Miyako) Look over there, Miyako, onii's sitting over there showing off his abs~ (points at her brother from behind)
Miyako: (sees) Hauuuu..... O//////O
Aika: (pokes her teasingly) Oooohhh... you can sit beside him or we'll put you there =w=
Miyako: N-No! I-I'm fine with this place O//w//O;;;
Amy: Doshita no, Miya-chan? =w=
Mirouni: Well, you're his girlfriend. =w=
Koide: Come on, goldilocks, at least you can spend some time... (smirks)...alone with him for awhile =w=
Drei: Oh gawd... why did these girls turn into perverts now..? (facepalm)
Ruko: (suddenly appears behind Amy and using her back as a pillow) Mmhhhh.. soft Amy-chan desuuu =w=~~
Amy: (sees him) E-EH?! (tsundere rage)
(sfx: rocket punch)
Ruko: @w@~
Amy: Find someone else to hump onto!
Next stop: Next episode.
SOON
