Anonymous Adventures ep. 1

We'll start the day with the innocent morning sun shining uber bright in the blue sky. Over dramatic phrase much. OK. We'll simply start this effing episode with two people sitting on the garden and... what's this? What in the name of Merlin's beard are these two doing early in the morning?

"Are you done?" a female voice asks
"Just a few touches." A male voice replies. He seems to be doing something the audience is curious about and the female seems to be curious, too, as well. "I'll finish this thing in no time!"
The female sighed. "Please tell me that's absolutely NOT another crap experiment again."
The guy gives her a smirk. "Relax, sis, no need to give me that mothering personality."

It is proved that these two woke up at exactly 3:30am just for another experiment. And their little brother believed at exactly 3:00am is the feast of the ghosts, which is another superstitious belief that doesn't exist here in the real world. Whoever STILL believes in this crap belief, I'll be honest to tell you that you're at the OTHER side of the world.

(And if you have more "good" explanations about this matter, save them for now. I don't have all day to answer your ludicrous questions and end up creating a debate session.)

"Gimme that cleaver over there."
"WHAT?! You're using MY stuff?!"
The male winced. "JUST GIVE ME!"
The female rolls her eyes and hands over a deadly weapon that serves as her personal possession. "Fine. Here."
After a few screws, the experiment was a... success! Very... interesting. Ehehehe...

Don't expect the guy to go "TA-DA!!! MY VERY OWN EXPERIMENT OF SUCCESS!", or "Mwahahahaha! At last! My evil experiment is complete!" or "I reveal... the Persecutor!!!...enator ." or even "Hallelujah!" Because the guy doesn't give out those annoying phrases. He simply threw the stuff away and stared at the project they made.

A super secret security camera with super cool and unique features with the exact number of 5000 uses!

"The uses are obvious." the guy says with a smug. "With this, we can pass through exposure!" he poses with a sadistic grin that will sure result that the audience have turned white from his accent and his facial expression. The female says nothing but shows off a semi-poker face.

"Sooo... where should we start?" she asks.

"Anytime. No one would even know about our secret spy than us."

After they discussed about their latest project, they made an agreement never to let anyone know (except you, reader, since you're reading this already) about this TOP SECRET THING. Then they turn to the audience with the most priceless faces.

You know what I mean.

"I'm Ryuu. You don't have to know about our family name." the guy says blankly at the audience.
"I'm Aika. Nice meeting you all." the girl says with the same manner.

And there you have it. Now you know them.

Oh, it's 7:30am. Time for school, bed. They spent the entire four hours acting like evil scientists and they seriously need their rest. Who needs school, anyway? Oyasumi nasai! Hope you'll have a good sleep!