Aaaaand I'm back for the AA saga! Gawd... when was the last update?
2 MONTHS AGO! (gets shot)
Here's episode 14. Enjoy the rest of the saga, folks.
Now... commencing operation!
Ruko: I noticed... from the last episode, Kujyou-kun never contributed an idea for the penalty games.
Kaito: Yeah..
(all boys stare at Ryuu, who usually eats Pocky and staring at the window)
Kaito: Trust me, he's good~ (eyes sparkling)
Ash: Please..... don't remind him that.
Lex: Anywayz, where's Zero?
Ruko: Well.... that masked weirdo just got beaten up by Aika during his yogurt spoon-feeding attempt. She fed him to the wolves.
All (except Ryuu): REALLY? O___O
Ryuu: (joins in their talk) To tell you the truth, he is trying to influence Taisuke with erotic comic books. So I beat his ass off and threw him somewhere where nobody will give fucks.
Kaito: Why???? How could you do this to our comrade?!
Ryuu: Tyson already "violated" her, that's why.
Lex: And you let him do that? O_O
Ryuu: There's nothing wrong about it. Besides, he's her only boyfriend. Zero's just a third party.
Ruko: I'm not sure if he's inventing his own story....
(suddenly, Ruko's attacked by Ryuu's "Dark Demon Punch")
Dark Demon Punch: This attack is commonly used by silent types. The user will punch his victim, causing great sting at one mild touch. Then the victim will end up "paralyzed".
Kaito: Oh... that escalated quickly owo"
Ruko: (paralyzed)
Ash: He's telling the truth...... that's why =A=a
Ryuu: Ooh, I see a fox midget.
Lex: (ears perked) Where?! Where?!
Ryuu: It seems she's chased by... a lolicon apparently.
Kaito/Ruko/Ash: O_O
(Lex is seen engulfed with dark "demonic" aura. Eyes turned into yellow lasers and his hands balled into fists)
Lex: What do you mean "a lolicon?" +___+
Kaito: Wait... if Lex is right here...
Ash: Who is that lolicon?!
Ryuu: It's a lolicon who keeps on sending her love letters as the sign of his affection to her.
Ruko: (still paralyzed)
Lex: Let me at him! I'll give him bigger trouble! Nobody tries to steal my Drei-nyan! +___+
Kaito: She's all yours alright =w="a
Ryuu: Oh look, she's coming over here.
(Drei crashes on the wall, allowing her to get inside and meet the five guys. Lex pounced onto her and held her protectively)
Drei: E-eh?! WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME?!
Lex: I won't let that jerkface steal you away from me +A+
Drei: Oh..... well, you have a rival there, mate =w=""
Lex: Tell me who he is +_+
Drei: I don't know, idiot! He just popped out of nowhere and hugged me!
Ash: It could be that that guy found out Lex is Drei's primary lolicon...
Lex: Let me at him, mentlegen! LET ME AT HIM!!!!
Kaito: H-Hey! Don't take it personally, buddy! It's not like he's gonna try to rape her or something---
Lex: OF COURSE HE WILL, IDIOT! SOMEDAY HE WILL!!!
Ruko: (revived) Whoa... Lex has gone hardcore *w*
(Then the Meganekko appears)
Aika: Somebody please explain this debris...
Ryuu: Long story. We're in a Lolicon Rage situation.
Aika: (sees Lex) That's odd. I've never seen Lex that serious.
Kaito: Yeah. I almost thought he's a Mexican bull.
Lex: (nostrils steaming) I'll show you who's boss, whoever you are..... +_+
TBC =w=
