Wait, hold on a sec.
It's... thirteen, right..? So that means...
Ruko: Hauuu, since this is an all boys session, maybe we can talk about those "stuff" +w+~
Kaito: Hauuu, I've always wanted to engage into stuff like this +w+~
Lex: Hau hau hauuu!! This is our perfect opportunity +p+
Namato: (sulking somewhere and readin' a book) Perverted people...
Ash: I have a bad feeling about this =.="
Ryuu: Why am I here again..? =.=
Introduce the characters first:
Ruko Tsukiro:
-yes, an idiot, as always
-most known pervert at all time
-somehow has perverted thoughts about Amy
Lex Shadowrunner:
-a complete idiot and a retard
-a lolicon, EXTREMELY
-likes video games and somehow has those purely idiotic moves
Kaito Amadari:
-owns a camera as his precious possession
-the Kami (god) of Perversion (yes, seriously!!!)
-also has perverted thoughts, too.
Namato Shi:
-the silent one
-the hard to get type
-the sulky one
Ash Akatsuki:
-the softy one
-has extreme weakness towards perverted stuff
-sometimes overprotective
Zero Zephyrum:
-aggressive towards Aika (who happens to be the Complete Pervert's sister)
-yes, a badass like the rest of them
-always wanted to see "paradise"
Ryuu Kujyou:
-dunno what to say: but beware... this guy is a COMPLETE pervert like the rest of them! Please keep him away from those erotic stuff O_O;;
-like Namato, he's a silent and hard to get type
-has normal aggression levels that increases because of a certain person ^w^;;
Ruko: So, shall we start? +w+
Lex/Kaito: YOSHHH +w+
Zero: Since penalty games are the most preferred stuff nowadays, I think we should participate in one of them!
Ruko: Mirouni is always hosting those games! Hey Ash, do you still know if that girl owns a box of maid outfits?!
Ash: Uhmm.... yeah... she kept a lot of them <_<
Ruko: Hauuu, imagine if the girls would lose. How will it be like? +w+
Kaito: HAUUUUUU!!! If Amy will help you feed yogurt, that will be super special awesome!
Lex: That's my line +_+
Ruko: What..?! +_+
Kaito: It's true! It's true! You said from the previous episodes you wanted her to dress in a bikini someday! I thought of the spoon-feeding thing with her dressed as a maid!!!
Zero: With the cleavage exposed and--
Ash: GAAAHH!!! STOP WITH THOSE "MORBID" STUFF!!!
Namato: You perverted fools =,=
Kaito: What's wrong, Ash-nyan? Don't you want to savor this opportunity? +w+
Lex: Yeeeaaah, maybe we could use Aika-senpai as our victim. +w+
Ash: ACKKKK!!!!!!!!
Zero: I'll be the one deciding for Aiky-chan's punishment +w+
Ryuu: Before you decide on the costume's size, you always have to check the chest level, if you know what I mean [blank facade]
Ruko: What..? o_o
Ash: R-Ryuu!! -male tsundere rage + tomato face-
Kaito: Oohhhh, thanks for the advice, Ryuu-nyan~ +w+
Lex: "Mountains" =//w//=
Ruko: [blood burst from nose]
Zero: [blood bursts from nostrils like steam] It's settled! We'll be dealing with me future wife!!!
Namato: (sigh) Whatever. I'm outta here. (exits the room)
Kaito: Kujyou-kun! Kujyou-kun! TELL US MORE!!!
Ryuu: Whut..? =.=
Ash: Merlin's beard... what have you done.....................
Ruko: Ohohoho! Yogurt spoon-feeding without using the hands would be fine for Aika! But she has to wear an extremely cute outfit that'll drive everyone nuts!!
Kaito: Neko maid >w<
Lex: Neko maid >w<
Ruko: (laser eyes look) If her mouth moves, the spoon moves and the yogurt drips on her precious chest. Tihihihihi~
Zero: Let's fantasize it a bit like this...
Zero's Fantasy
Aika: (tsundere blush) Dammit... why do I have to wear this thing...
Zero: It's for you and me only, Aiky-chan. Just the two of us +w+
Aika: Ugh. Don't give me that look. I know what you're planning.
Zero: Oww c'mon, Aiky-chan. I know you want to~
-suddenly he wraps his arm around the meganekko-
Zero: Do it for me, won't you?~
Aika: I said no.
Zero: You just don't want to have my tongue brushed on your skin, ne?
Aika: STOP IT!!! -squirms while the yogurt she's holding starts to stain-
Zero: +w+
-when she squirmed harder, she loses her balance and falls. The yogurt is drained as the contents spilled all over here completely-
Aika: Crap... now my hair's covered in cream slime.
Zero: Ei-ei-ei, Aiky-chan~ +w+ (kneels on top of the girl)
Aika: Zero! Get away from me!!
*The following content is considered very unbearable for the readers. Let's move on then and just reveal Aika's catchphrases while this scene is on-going.
"Z-Zero! Stop it!"
"Nnnghhh!! I said STOP!!"
"What are you--?! STOP IT!"
"Your tsun-tsun image is turning me on, Aiky-chan. You're becoming too cute for me."
"Get off me, you MMMPHHH!!!"
[SCENE DISMISSED!!!!]
Ash: So much for "morbid" ideas <____<
Zero: *q*
Kaito: (blood outburst like steam) Very good fantasy, Zero-kun b>w<d
Lex: Who'll be our next target then? =w=
Ruko: We could always go for that little fox you're fond of =w=
Lex: DREEEIIIIII~!!! >w<
Kaito: Letsh sheee... neko maid would be nice. It fits her >w<
Lex: She'll serve sweets and Pocky for meh =//w//=
Lex's Fantasy
Lex: (yawn) I'm hungreeh =[]=
Drei: (appears wearing the stupid costume + tsundere rage blush) W-Welcome to the Maid Cafe... can I have your order....?
Lex: Drei-nyaaaaaan~ =//w//=
Drei: JUST TELL ME YOUR ORDER!
Lex: I would like some chocolate pudding, Pocky aaaaaand a cute fox girl to spoon feed me like a boss~
Drei: (annoyed sigh) Hmph, fine. I'll be right on it...
-sometime later-
Drei: (arrives with le sweets) Here you go, stupid...
Lex: Goody~ >w<! Spoon feed me, Drei-nyan~
Drei: Like a baby..?
Lex: Aww c'mon, Drei-nyan, do it for me QwQ
Drei: FINE!!!
-another sometime later-
Lex: That was delicious~ Oh, Drei-nyan, could you scrub my back later with bubble bath? =w=
Drei: WHAT?!
Lex: Please? QwQ
Drei: GAAAAHHH!!! FINE!! FINE!!
-another sometime later-
"Goshi... goshi... goshi..."
"Hauuu =//w//="
"Goshi... goshi... goshi..."
"Sweeeeet~"
"Goshi... goshi... goshi..."
*Goshi: Scrub/Rub
[SCENE DISMISSED]
Lex: HAUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: Why back scrubbing?!
Lex: Coz it's not dirty =w=
Ruko: Sureeee... idea settled. Now... next on our list is... (outburst again) AMY-CHAAAAN!!! >w<
Zero: If the yogurt spoon-feeding is for Aiky-chan and the Back Scrubbing is for Drei-nyan....
Kaito: Hauuuu!! The Pocky Game is always famous for that.
Ash: SSSHHHH!!! DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF RYUU!
Lex: NO NO! The Pocky Game is for Miyako!
Ruko: POCKYYYY!!! Very fitting for Kujyou-kun, neee?~
Ryuu: I'll be fine with that.
Zero: SETTLED! What about Amy?
Ruko: I know! I know! It would be like this!
Kaito: Why back scrubbing?!
Lex: Coz it's not dirty =w=
Ruko: Sureeee... idea settled. Now... next on our list is... (outburst again) AMY-CHAAAAN!!! >w<
Zero: If the yogurt spoon-feeding is for Aiky-chan and the Back Scrubbing is for Drei-nyan....
Kaito: Hauuuu!! The Pocky Game is always famous for that.
Ash: SSSHHHH!!! DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF RYUU!
Lex: NO NO! The Pocky Game is for Miyako!
Ruko: POCKYYYY!!! Very fitting for Kujyou-kun, neee?~
Ryuu: I'll be fine with that.
Zero: SETTLED! What about Amy?
Ruko: I know! I know! It would be like this!
Ruko's Fantasy
Amy: What are you doing? o_o
Ruko: I wonder... how long did it take you to grow those tits?
Amy: WHAT?!
Ruko: Relax, Amy-chi. Maybe they could be the new fresh milk for breakfast +w+
Amy: YOU PERVERT!!! -falcon punch-
Ruko: [hugs her] Aww c'mon, at least let me suck on them---
Amy: NO! -nipah punch-
Ruko: -red hand mark on his cheek- So cute~ >w<
[suddenly pounces on her to give the tiger kiss]
Ruko: Marry me, Amy-chi +//w//+
Amy: I SAID NO! And I know you're trying to give me a hickey.
Ruko: AH WUV YUUUUU >w<
Amy: Urusai +_+
Ruko: BE MY WIFEEEEE!!!!!!! -clings on her like a koala- You are maaayyynnnn~!
[SCENE DISMISSED]
Ash: Ohh-kay, very awkward =w="a
Kaito: Let's face it! It's his chance to win her heart!
Ash: Seriously, why are we talking about perverted stuff here?!
Lex: It's for funnnnnn +w+
Zero: Hey, Kujyou-kun is writing something on a paper.
[everyone turns to look at Ryuu with extreme curiosity]
Ruko: Gimme that! [snatches paper] Ooh...
RECIPE FOR FUN:
1.) Mix a cup of boys and a cup of girls.
2.) Sprinkle some confetti and party poopers.
3.) Add whiskey, vodka, patron tequila, margarita or some champagne.
4.) And... add a little drop of porn..
5.) Shake well and serve
Ash: (blood draining from his face) R-Ryuu, what....
Ryuu: I'm bored =,=
Ash: Good recipe =w=;;;
Ruko: This is...
Kaito: MAGNIFICENT! TERRIFIC!
Lex: SUGOIII!!!
Ash: Because they saw the word 'porn'...
Zero: Now it's Kai's turn +w+
Ruko: What would it be like..?
Kaito: It would be like this...
Kaito's Fantasy
Kaito: There, perfectly locked.
Hikaru: Kaito, what is this?
Kaito: Uhhmmm... etto...
Hikaru: Why are we locked up in this closet?!
Kaito: T-T-Trust me!! I won't do any harm!
Hikaru: (sigh) If this involves dirty stuff, I'm gonna have to whip you +_+
Kaito: Nonononono!!! I won't harm you! It's just!!!
Hikaru: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!
Kaito: GAAAAHHH!!! THAT'S IT!!!
"Mmpphhh!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I really wuv you, Hikaru-chi! I really do!"
"But why this time?! IT'S TOO DARK!"
"I'm sorry!!! This is the only way!!"
[SCENE DISMISSED!]
Ruko: Closet..?
Kaito: Uhmm... yeah? <w<
Zero: Think of something extraordinary!!!
Ash: Why do I get the feeling your fantasies are realistic?
Lex: Because it's what we expected from them girls =w=
Ruko: And lastly, Kujyou-kun!! We know the way he acts when that blonde cutie is around +w+
Ash: Pocky game.... he already did that before!
Lex: We know. We demand for Ryuu to make it more... extraordinary +w+
Zero: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Miyako-chan is a shy kid. She easily gets scared.
Kaito: Ryuu-kun's fond of her shyness. He is careful, ya know.
Ruko: Do it with her +w+
Ash: E-EH?!
Kaito: Oh yeah +w+
Lex: Good idea +w+
Zero: Splended +w+
Ash: I'm not liking this....
-Meanwhile-
Hikaru: What's wrong?
Aika: Ughhh... those guys are so gonna get it...
Hikaru: What is it again? =w="
Aika: (semi-tsundere look) Do you get the idea when a bunch of guys talk about perverted stuff to harass all of us?
Hikaru: I know that =w="
Miyako: Hauuu.... QAQ
Mirouni: (sigh) Even the Pocky game Miya-chan fears it...
Miyako: I'm really talking about what Zero-san's gonna do to Ai-chan!!!
Aika: Wait, what?!
Miyako: How could you not know?!
Aika: Zero... seriously?!
Miyako: Uhmm... yah. Yogurt thingy.....
Hikaru: O_O;;;
Mirouni: Oh no... look what happened OuO;;
Aika: (engulfed with flaming aura with fiery background) I'll make sure he learns a lesson +_+
-Ryuu arrives-
Aika: Ha... onii~
Ryuu: Whut..?
Aika: I see you're done from your conversation, ne?
Ryuu: Yeah. I knew it all the time.
Aika: Huh? O_O
Ryuu: I knew you were listening from the other room. I somehow feel sorry for you bursting into our room when I contribute an idea.
Aika: +_+;;
Hikaru: Oh, I see ^w^;;
Ryuu: Now that I'm here, I bet you're curious about YOUR punishment, nee?? (leans face on his sister playfully) Since Miyako-hime heard it perfectly, it's funny my little sister is too deaf +w+
Aika: Mirouni's the one proposing the penalty games, idiot. We have to decide about it.
Ryuu: Well, we have already decided the punishment if WE win +w+
Mirouni: We won't lose to guys. And I'm sure of it.
Amy: Hi, guys! Did I miss anything?
Hikaru: Long story... =w="
Ryuu: You don't have to know OUR punishments set for dames. +w+
Aika: Whatever, let's just go home.
-when suddenly-
Taisuke: Onii-chan!
Ryuu: Where have you been..?
Taisuke: I was looking all over for you. I just want to tell you that I had a fun examination~
Aika: About what?
Taisuke: Hauuu!! It was fun! Some guys interviewed me with some questions from... uhmm... Aggression Test.
Aika: E-eh?!
Taisuke: YAH! They said I'm super awesome to bang on girls~ It's all thanks to stupid onee-chan and Kaito-senpai who taught me more words~!
Aika: (demonic aura)
Ryuu: Ya know... it could be they're just saying that to fool you. Since you're already defiled, I have no choice but to let you endure your punishment.
Taisuke: What punishment? o_o
-at home-
"WAAAHHH!!! PLEASE STOP! IT HURTSSS!!!!! MOMMY! DADDY!! HEEEELP!!"
"Even your screams won't help! They're not around!"
"Waaah!! Onee-chan! I'm begging you! Don't hurt meh!"
"Save it, kid, you won't be having cake and Pocky +_+"
"WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"
TBC =w=
