Anonymous Adventures ep. 11

Let's start the eleventh episode with a---

Aika: Ryuu, don't tell me you ate all of the Pocky again.
Ryuu: If so?
Aika: You've been eating them all the time without saving some for me!
Ryuu: Well... you only ate right about two boxes for only three months =w=
Aika: (tsundere mode strikes) He has the nerve to tell me about it......!!!


Kaito: Ei, Lex, have you seen my stack of pictures lately?
Lex: What pics? o_o
Kaito: The one with Aika-san's pics on them <w<;;;
Lex: (spits juice) You WHAT?!?
Kaito: (toying his fingers) I-I-It's j-just... Z-Zero-san asked me to do him a favor >w<"
Lex: Can I see those pics? =w=
Kaito: Oh sure =w=
Miyako: (suddenly holding the stacks) Why are all these pictures have Aika-chan on them? OAO
Kaito: OAO!!!
Lex: M-Miyako-senpai... a-a-anno... h-how did you find them?!
Miyako: What are you guys up to? +_+
Lex/Kaito: U-Uhmmm... ettooo... i-it's our group project OwO;;;
Miyako: You were taking pictures of Aika-chan?! D:<
Kaito: N-No... I mean, yes! 8D (rapid nod)
Lex: You idiot... = =+
Miyako: (blush) If Ryuu-kun finds out about this, he'll turn into a complete pervert O///O
Kaito: That's what I always wanted to see +w+
Miyako: I-If Aika-chan finds out about this, s-s-s-she....
Aika: What is it about me?

(Uh-oh...)

Short Interview (Survey ftw)

Let's see how the characters express their opinions of Ryuu Kujyou (the complete pervert as they say... if you've read the previous episode, that'll explain why)

Kaito Amadari speaks:

Kujyou-san is awesome!! The way he stated the Steps got all of us motivated. Too bad my camcorder wasn't with me. Who knows her tsundere sister will try to destroy it... anyways, we thought he's a complete emo until he showed us That Face. I-I don't know what to say but... THAT RAPE FACE IS WAY TOO HIGH FOR A PERVERT >w<!!!!!!

Lex Shadowrunner speaks:

Epic and awesome at the same time =w=

He's definitely the reason why our pervert levels were on the next level. Ever since he told us a lot of jokes about Aika, I've almost mistaken her as a loli. I wish he would give more manly advice for us to get more motivated =w=

Aika Kujyou speaks: 

Since you ARE asking me, this is my perfect opportunity to say a lot of embarrassing stuff about my goody-goody brother +w+~

Ryuu Kujyou speaks:

Do you think I'm gonna fall for that, mate? =w=

Aika: Weellll.... I don't really go to the hot springs exposing a lot of explicit stuff.

Ryuu: Well, I don't go into tantrums when the supply of Pocky have gone missing.

Aika: Ya know... you missed one scene. I mean, you shouldn't be seeing it, <w<

Ryuu: Giving hints, huh? +w+

Kaito: Aika-saaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES?

Lex: THE ONE WITH YOU TAKING OFF YOUR TOP WITH YOUR BACK TURNED WAS OUR FAVORITE!

Ryuu: WHAT PICTURE?!

Aika: Crap!!!!

Ryuu: Oooohhhhh~ +w+

Lex: Oh, Ryuu, you're here! Have you seen that pic?

Ryuu: I will help you find it +w+

Aika: +~+;;

Kaito: Aika-san has soft skin~~~ =w=~~

Aika: WHAT?! D8<

Kaito: I lost the picture Q_Q

Ryuu: I'll help you find it +w+

Taisuke: Onee-chan!!! Never knew you look so pretty here 8D

Aika: OAO......................................

Ryuu: +w+~

Lex/Kaito: My hero QwQb

Aika: GIVE ME THAT! (snatches the cursed picture)

Taisuke: But why is your back turned there? I wanted to see your tits Q_Q

Aika: (blood draining her face) OAO.........................

Ryuu: Taisuke, when did you learn to say such words? =w="a

Taisuke: Well.... stupid onii-chan has been my teacher ever since (points at Lex) and his stupid assistant gave me quizzes (points at Kaito)

Aika: YOU WHAT?! D:<

Lex: I-I-I can explain OwO;;;;;;;

Kaito: B-B-But he totally aced those tests I worked hard for! >w<;;;

Taisuke: Stupid assistant gave lame questions. He never told me the real name for the bouncy things on your chest =w="a

Ryuu: I told you before her chest is a pancake, remember?

Taisuke: But every time I land on it, it's like a pillow to me ^w^

Aika: (glares at the two idiots) You dare defile the child's innocent mind +_+

Lex/Kaito: OwO;;;;

Lex: (Hey, think of a plan!)

Kaito: -yao ming face- (What kind of plan?)

Lex: (You idiot, THINK OF A PLAN!)

Kaito: (But I don't have any!) -suddenly snaps- (Ooh, I have an idea)

Lex: (What..?)

Kaito: -giant troll face 2- RUUUUNNNN!!!!!

So the two freaks decided to run like the wind.

TBC XD

Anonymous Adventures ep. 10

Warning: This is the continuation of the previous episode. This current episode contains words and scenes not suitable for EXTREMELY young audiences. Or in other words, not recommended for small kids and big babies.

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Episode 10~!

Next Stop: Another 7Eleven branch (Place unspecified because I forgot)

Lex: Come back here, Drei-chan!!!

Drei: I said GET AWAY FROM MEH!!!!

Lex: But I wanna hug youuu!!!

Drei: FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!

Lex: But you're my primary target!!!

Drei: WHO CARES? ROCKET PUNCHHHH!!!

(sfx: rocket punch)

Lex: (masochist mode) Ooohhh... that's the nicest things you'll do for me >w<~~

Drei: Ugh, you're hopeless............

-Meanwhile-

Ruko: Whoo! Hot springs >:D
Ash: Don't get too excited, Ruko... you don't even know where the guy places are...
Tyson: Over there 8D~ (points)

(how the author imagines it: Hot spring, DUH!)

Zero: I'm gonna go first +_+
Tyson: No, I'm gonna go first D:<
Zero: I said me!
Tyson: No, me!
Zero: Me!
Tyson: Me!
Zero: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zero: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sheep: Meeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!

-Another meanwhile-

Miyako: Soo warm =w=~
Aika: Lucky the guys are far away from us =A=
Miyako: (sees a wooden wall) I think we're only separated by this wall.
Aika: You don't want the guys seeing us naked like this... =A=
Miyako: N-No! Not really! O////O
Aika: Good.... when in times like this, onii turns into a fully regenerated pervert =,=
Miyako: WHAT?! O///A///O?!
Aika: I can hear him coming now (leans against the wall)
Miyako: (sees a tiny hole) Omg O//A//O
Aika: MIYAKO!?
Miyako: Sorry!!! >////<

-Another meanwhile-

Ash: =//w//=
Ruko: =//w//=
Lex: =//w//=
Kaito: =//w//=
Zero: +_+
Tyson: +_+
Ryuu: =.=....................

(the four guys seem to be enjoying the water's warmth, while the two other guys are glaring at each other, while the other one thinks he's in a dumb place. And yah, they are topless)

Ruko: I always wanted to see Amy-chan in a bikini =//w//=
Kaito: I always wanted to see girls showing off 90% of their bodies, if you know what I mean =//w//=
Lex: I want Drei-chan TT//w//TT
Ash: Kaito-san's pervert level is turning me on =//w//=
Zero: I always wanted to see Aika-chan in a bikini... or in a maid suit =//w//=
Tyson: That's my line +_+
Zero: I said it first +_+
Tyson: YOU STOLE MY LINE, FREAK SHOW D:<
Zero: I SAID I SAID IT FIRST D:<
Ryuu: Jeez, guys fantasizing about bikinis are too mainstream =.=
All: Eh? O_O
Ryuu: You wouldn't think girls might be waxing The Unwaxable (if you know what he means =w=)
Ash: (gets his point) Y-You don't mean.... O/////O
Kaito: (gets high) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!!!
Lex: The Unwaxable? OwO? (<<-- slow)
Ruko: Dude... (leans to Lex and whispers)
Lex: (finally gets it) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruko: It's true. Girls do that so guys won't think they're turning into monkeys when they're Doing It.
Lex: (blood spurts out from his nose from extreme shock)
Ash: Ryuu-tan is exposing things again >/////<!!!!!
Ruko: Ooh, maybe Ryuu-kun has tried fantasizing Miyako, huh? +w+
Tyson: Yah, what if he did? >:D
Kaito: I'm not gonna have regrets =w=
Lex: (suffers from blood loss)
Ash: Ryuu nosebled a lot of times XwX;;;
All: Why?? OAO
Ash: W-Well... w-we had a lesson in Health about erections......... <////<
Lex: HOLY----!!! OwO!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: (holding camcorder that came out of nowhere) This is gonna be a special scoop!!!!
Zero: Ryuu-kun, can you at least tell me a bit about what Aika-chan does in the shower?
Ryuu: (petrified)
Zero: Aww c'mon, please?
Ryuu: (sigh) Well, she stays long in the shower.... that's all =.=
Zero: Does she have big lady bouncy things????
Ryuu: She's flat-chested =A=
Tyson: Zerooooooooooooooooooooo! D8<
Ryuu: Her breasts are as flat as pancakes... Girls who have giant breasts are the ones who went to hospitals for some transplant...
Lex: I agree with ya =w=d
Ash: Crap, I remembered about the documentary of a woman giving birth <_<;;;
Ryuu: Oh that... when Aika saw that, she was suddenly touching her... (censored word) =w=
Kaito: OMG!!! (another censored word)
Zero: (me gusta face)
Tyson: (me gusta face)
Ruko: (imagines Amy again) =w=
Ryuu: She told me she's never gonna have sex with a guy to prevent pregnancy.
Ash: H-He said it O/////O
Ruko: By the way, Ryuu, have you tried It with Miyako?
Kaito: If you did, you saw her breasts, right? +w+
Lex: Yah, and you touched her, right? +w+
Tyson: And you french-kissed her, right? +w+
Zero: And you (censored sentence)

-10 seconds later-

Ryuu: All yes.
All: (transformed into petrified statues)

Ruko: You're the man!! b>w<d
Kaito/Lex: TEACH US!!! (happy tears)
Ash: (faints) XwX
Zero/Tyson: (epic nosebleed) 8DD~

Ryuu: Girls are suckers these days...
Zero: Tiger kiss is much better!
Tyson: Hickey!!! 8D
Ash: (sigh) We're lucky the girls can't hear us....
Ryuu: (expressionless face at them)
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(suddenly becomes rape face)

Ash: T-That face!!!!!
Ruko: I wonder if he does that in front of Miyako =w=
Ash: Aika told me he does that all the time OwO;;;
Zero/Tyson: Aika-chan?! O.O
Ash: Y-Yeh, seriously!!!
Ryuu: So you guys want me to teach you +w+
Lex/Kaito: (rapid nods) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! *w*
Ryuu: Well, first step is.......

-meanwhile-

Hikaru: A-Aika, i-is that your brother saying those stuff?!? O//A//O
Mirouni: My brother's a weakling =A=;;
Amy: Stupid Ruko +A+ (evil aura)
Miyako: (completely petrified)
Aika: (an aura that can't be really described)

Imagine Aika-chan in her laser eyes look and some kind of a tsundere demon taking over her body <w<

Aika: I'm gonna kill you Ryuu................ +A+
Miyako: It's okay, Aika-chan, I don't mind >w<;;
Aika: I don't know how can I describe Ryuu's pervert level (facepalm)
Hikaru: It's natural for guys, you know ^w^;;;
Mirouni: I just hope my brother learns the true means of his erections =A=;;
Amy: Ryuu even knows the intercourse process =w=""
Aika: Because Miya-chan ahs experienced it with him =.=
All: WHAT?!
Miyako: (toying with her fingers) Yah Q//w//Q
Amy: Did he hurt you?!
Miyako: No, he was careful ^w^d
Hikaru: At least she felt his true warmth =w=
Mirouni: He's a great french-kisser, no? =w=
Miyako: >//w//< yeh...
Aika: (facepalm) Maybe this spring turns people into perverts, only I'm immune.

Omake

Aika: I heard those stuff you said earlier +_+
Ryuu: Yeah, so? What's the problem, anyway?
Aika: We heard you, stupid! You even got Miyako unconscious!
Ryuu: I don't see it. She's just blushing =w=
Aika: That doesn't mean you're an expert towards Doing It =.=
Ryuu: And oh, I told Zero about the stuff he shouldn't do to you if he tries to rape you =w=
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!? D8<
Ryuu: It's not my fault, he insisted!
Aika: WHY YOU!!!

(sfx: slap)

The end XDDD

Next episode coming soon =w=

Anonymous Adventures ep. 9

Changes in the story:
-'Harugii' is officially changed to Kujyou due to the excessive Miss Squeaky Picky-ness of the author.

Episode 9~!

Summer break 7:30am

The main reason for the early time: Taisuke woke up early and used his onii-chan and onee-chan's beds as trampolines to wake them up from their ass-filled rests. So... Ash and Mirouni have the natural sides of waking up early for some reasons...

So who are the characters in this episode, let me classify them:

Guys (aka Perverts)

-Zero Zephyrum

-Ruko Tsukiro (<<-- the stupid one)

-Ash Akatsuki

-Tyson Malcoln

-Kaito Amadari

-Lex Shadowrunner (<<-- the lolicon)

-Ryuu Kujyou (he's a pervert, so no worries)

Girls (aka Suckahs)

~since girls are easy to fool +w+

-Mirouni Akatsuki

-Amy Karasuma

-Miyako Ichinose

-Drei Musume (<<-- the main suckah)

-Hikaru Matsumoto

-Koide Yukira

-Aika Kujyou (<<-- the hard-to-get suckah)

Extra characters might appear in this episode. If you see one, you might freak out or keep your eyes opened wide from confusion.

So here's how it goes. They departed at the approximate time of 7:30 in the morning. Good guess! But anywayz, moving right along, it's a bit hard to explain how their transportation vehicles look like AND how awful or awesome they dress. Let's proceed to a time skip!!

STOPOVER: 7Eleven (Place not specified because I don't know.)

Ruko: Oooh yeah, babyyy~ time to get some brain-freezing beverage!

Ash: Ei, I thought you said Big Gulp!

Ruko: I've changed my mind, mate~ =w=

Tyson: I'm gonna get meself the super large one +w+

Kaito/Lex: (racing towards the automatic door like roadrunner duo minus a coyote chasing after them.)

Zero: (keeping a straight eye on Aika-chan before someone tries to seduce her... again)

Ryuu: (Pocky mode, as usual) 

Tyson: Neeee, you always stare at that cute meganekko, don't you? 

Zero: Why do you care? +_+

Tyson: Because I promised Aika I'll treat her for a sundae +_+

Zero: You what?! +_+

Tyson: You heard me, mate. I asked her out in the first place +_+

Zero: Oh yeah? I'll make sure your plan will fail +_+

Tyson: Bring it on +_+

(sfx: flame combustion + flaming aura + staring daggers)

Ryuu: If I were you, I would do something to surprise her =,=

Zero/Tyson: (rush to Ryuu-kun) TELL MEH! TELL MEH!!!!!!

Ryuu: Now WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO MY LITTLE SISTER, DIMWITS?! You expecting me for some butt***?!?!?!?

Unfortunately, the girls heard his phrase...

Aika: (blood drained from her face) N-N-N-Nani?!?!?!? O....O;;;

Lex: Dafuq did I just heard OwO?????

Kaito: (nosebleeding) Hauuu, Ryuu-sama's pervert meter has gone positive once again b>w<d!!!!~~

Ryuu: Etto............ =w=;;

Hikaru:  Is your brother alright..? O_O;;

Aika: (sigh) It's a bit hard to explain =_=;;;;

Ruko: (smirk) Kukukuku... Ryuu-tan looks smart enough for some Man Talk. Kekekekeke +w+~~

Ash: I-Is he serious about it? OwO;;;

Ruko: That's all we wanna know =w=~

Tyson: (suddenly grabs Aika's arm) Ei-ei-ei~ Aika-chama, let's go have some sundae =w=

Aika: -E-eh?! B-But I'm with Hikaru-senpai...!!!!

Tyson: Nonsense! Oh by the way, Hikaru, I'm borrowing her for awhile, Miyako-chan's here for substitute (suddenly places Miyako to take Aika's place)

Miyako: Nani..? OwO?

Aika: S-Senpai..!!!!! OAO;;;

Hikaru: Go on, we'll buy you some chips ^^;;

Aika: B-But.......!!!!!!!!

Tyson: (sprints with Aika) Hihihihihihihihihi >:DDD

Zero: HEY! YOU THOUGHT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME THAT EASILY!!!!!!!!! (chases after Tyson)

Tyson: Nyahahahaha! Come and get me, bitch >8D

Aika: TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ryuu: Good luck with that, Tyson, and ooh, give her some taste of sugar +w+

Mirouni: Oh gawd... That Face.......... O_O

Author: If you know what I mean =w=

Inside Vehicle Scenarios:

Meanwhile, the fox girl Drei Musume sleeps on Aika's lap and requested to get her covered in cloth just in case a Lex Shadowrunner arrives.

Koide: Ei... Aika.

Aika: Whut..? 

Koide: What did Tyson do to you earlier?

Aika: (OTL mode) Oh... that...

Miyako: Yah, why is he acting like a weirdo anyway?

Aika: I dunno why... even Zero is turning into a weirdo, too.

Amy: (annoyed) Ugghh... Ruko almost ruined my memento today ~_~

Hikaru: What did he do?

Amy: It's a long story.... ~_~

Koide: Well... he did saw some bikini bras and his dirty thoughts gave him the idea how Amy's breasts would look like if she would wear those =,=

Amy: Oooohhh......... you don't have to remind me that ~_~;;;

Hikaru: Lex and Kaito are much worse... =_= (suddenly sees Drei) Ei, what is Drei-chan doing here, anywayz?

Aika: She told us to be quiet. You know what I mean...

Hikaru: Oh yeah... right~

When suddenly...

Ruko: HEY, LEX!!! I SEE DREI-CHAN IN HERE! SHE'S HUMPING ON AIKA'S THIGHS!!!!

Drei: !!!?!?!?

Ruko: It's true! It's true!

Lex: Where?! Where?!

Drei: You idiot! (slams a 'Do Not Open Til Christmas' stamp on his mouth) I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!

Ash: Ei, Drei-chan, watcha doing here anywayz? o_o

Kaito: Look! Look! Ah did taw a fox girl!!! (Tweety style)

Lex: Where?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Drei: (rocket punches Kaito) STAY OUTTA THIS!

Ruko: (grabs Drei and raises her up Lion King style) OVER HERE, LEX!!! HERE'S YOUR LION CUB!

Lex: (finally sees) DREI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >w<

Drei: (pwns Ruko with a mallet)

(sfx: head smashing and hammer whacking sounds)

Zero: (staring oddly at Aika) Damn you, Tyson...... +_+

Tyson: Kukukukuku~ you're a weakling +w+

Zero: (takes out grandark) Why you little.......

Kaito: (appears out of nowhere) Ei, stick to the bright side, at least he hasn't hit on her =w=

Tyson: (ear becomes suddenly gigantic) Ooohh... did you hear that? +w+

Zero: Kaito, you idiot ~_~+

Kaito: Oopsie ^w^;;

Tyson: Lookie-lookie, Zero-kun, Aika-chama ish gonna change into her swimsuit soon +w+

Hikaru: Ugh... this guy has a lot of dirty thoughts =_=;;

Miyako: Bear with it, senpai, he often acts like that ^w^;;

Tyson: Ei, by the way, Miya-chan, ish Ryuu that dominant and... (smirks) ya know what I mean. =w=

Miyako: E-eh? O///O

Ash: (bonks Tyson) That's enough, Tyson. You're defiling her innocent mind!

Tyson: Are you an idiot?! She's Ryuu's girlfriend!

Koide: She's what?! OAO

Aika: Yep, it's true =w= (smirks at Miyako) Look over there, Miyako, onii's sitting over there showing off his abs~ (points at her brother from behind)

Miyako: (sees) Hauuuu..... O//////O

Aika: (pokes her teasingly) Oooohhh... you can sit beside him or we'll put you there =w=

Miyako: N-No! I-I'm fine with this place O//w//O;;;

Amy: Doshita no, Miya-chan? =w=

Mirouni: Well, you're his girlfriend. =w=

Koide: Come on, goldilocks, at least you can spend some time... (smirks)...alone with him for awhile =w=

Drei: Oh gawd... why did these girls turn into perverts now..? (facepalm)

Ruko: (suddenly appears behind Amy and using her back as a pillow) Mmhhhh.. soft Amy-chan desuuu =w=~~

Amy: (sees him) E-EH?! (tsundere rage) 

(sfx: rocket punch)

Ruko: @w@~

Amy: Find someone else to hump onto!

Next stop: Next episode.

SOON

Anonymous Adventures ep. 8

Series of Unfortunate Scenarios.
These are assorted and very short but contain few lines that will drive the guardian angel into huge tears. Don't expect any yaoi or yuri in this episode. Well.... incest might be <w<

Scene 1

Narrator: Two siblings together in one room, doing some crappy school work. Both are silent and need not to be disturbed. (Read Ryuu Harugii manual for the disturbance thingy)

Fryll: Hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyy!!! Jennifryll's in da house yowwwwwwww!!
Harugiis: (silent treatment)
Fryll: (hugs Aika from behind) Hey, babe, watcha doin'??

(Out of nowhere, we see a Zero Zephyrum with a dark and evil aura)

Aika: (pushes Fryll away) GAH! Your breath stinks!
Fryll: HEEYYY, Ryuu, mah man!!
Ryuu: What do you want? (The Look)
Fryll: Soooo, you and that cheeky blondie are an item now, eh? I admit, she is kinda cute. And she blushes like a tomato every time the others mention you especially your relationship. I also heard your relationship started with a piece of Pocky, can you tell me what that is? How is that even connected to love? Chew, chew, chew? Burp, burp, burp? Is that it?
Ryuu: (hands balled into fists)
Fryll: And ei, Aika! Who is this Zero guy? Is he from this world? Why is he glaring at me over there and holding that spiky sword with an eye thing that looks like a toy.
Zero: Toy?! +_+
Fryll: Any-who.... you look really pretteh and awesome. Who cares about that Zero guy? He's not that hot to be with you. So I want you to hang out with a cool and handsome guy like me! And heeyyy, you have huge lady bumps thereeee, can I squeeze 'em???
Aika: (tsundere rage) WHAT?!
Zero: (evil aura level five) I'm on my happy place.... I'm on my happy place....
Aika: (beating up Fryll) STUPID! SCUMMY! STINKY! SKUNK! DESPICABLE!
Fryll: And heyyyyy, I think that breast squeezing thing got Ryuu erected!!!!!
Ryuu: THAT'S IT! (evil aura as he takes out naginata) LEMME AT HIM!
Aika: (takes out cleaver) I'm gonna tear this character limb from limb!
Zero: Hey, don't forget me! (face close to Aika) If that idiot lays a finger on you, I'll tear him for you~
Aika: (tsundere blush) E-Eh?!
Taisuke: Nii-nii! Why do I see blood? OwO
Ryuu/Aika: TAISUKE?!
Ryuu: Get outta here, kid. Go watch cartoons! (slams door shut)
Fryll: This isssss SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

-slash sfx-

Scene 2

"Jyan-ken-pon!"

Aika: (the only one in scissors) Crap =_=
All: (rock)
Ryuu: Say it +w+
Aika: (tsundere mode) I, Aika Harugii, disgracefully proclaim myself as the "Zombie It".........................
Nataliya: Yay! Let's get this game started >w<
Arianne: Let's go~ >w<
Yoake: I know what it feels, senpai ^w^
Aika: I know <_<
Ryuu: Hold it! You have to answer this question first! If you do, you can start chasing us =w=
Aika; (sigh) What is it?
Ryuu: If there is one fifth, one fourth, one-eleventh, one-third, one-sixth and one-half slices of cake and ate them every slice, how much more will be left?! +w+
Aika: (thunder clap) D-DISSIMILAR FRACTIONS?!
Lex: That was tough o_o
Kaito: Yeah, talk about awesome XFD!
Ryuu: That also includes one-eighth +w+
Aika: AAAHH?! O[]O;;

Nataliya: QUICK, RUNNNNNNN!!

(Everybody runs leaving a chibi dumbstruck Aika staring at her fingers.)

Yoake: Senpai's such a meanie... of course if she ate the slices, there'll be no more cake left!

Arianne: Yeah ^w^;;

-meanwhile-

Aika: (still counting on her fingers) Etto.... >:T

(gasps then rage) RYUU, YOU STUPID BASTARD!! (runs after them)

Scene 3

Ryuu: Truth or Dare?
Ash: Truth...
Ryuu: Who do you like?
Ash: No, Dare!!
Ryuu: I dare you to tell me who do you like. =w=
Ash: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

stay tuned for more :3

Anonymous Adventures ep. 7

Please note that the Aika Harugii unit you bought is absolutely related to this unit. Please do not attempt to switch their genders, send them to a nearby hospital for transsexual operations and mess with them. This is a male unit so bear with it.

Information

Name: Ryuu Harugii

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Height: 5'3"

Character Item(s): Naginata, Daggers, Pocky, anything related to chocolate, and proximate sharp objects

Calling him names like "carrot-head", "carrot-top" and stealing his Pocky will lead to physical injuries. If you are sent to a hospital due to this lame reason, that won't be our fault anymore.

This Ryuu unit you've just purchased is absolutely different compared to the Aika Harugii. (Yes, because it's a boy) But take note that some of her characteristics are similar with Ryuu unit, only there are slight differences. This unit is known to be very exclusive and famous after the Aika Harugii. This is also the most popular unit, so many female customers are raiding our store just to get this expensive unit. 

Ryuu unit is composed of many characteristics. We advise you to read them carefully because Ryuu unit is not an easy-to-get type. If you are a female person who ordered this and wanted a guy's attention all day, this... would be your very unlucky opportunity.

As you should know, this guy appears mysterious, silent and calm as default. He will be sitting cross-legged on the floor holding a small red box containing thin chocolate sticks he would chew, or even while playing with the PlayStationPortable device. He's a silent type commonly like his sister. The looks of him is telling you that you should NOT disturb his memento, or else take the risk of facing The Look. 

And of course, he is a sporty athlete and a talented dancer.

Let us describe each characteristic of this character and you must read them carefully.

-Silent & Mysterious (default)

-Little Devil

-Demon/Bloodlust

-Dominant

-Serious/Brutal

-Tsun-Tsun

-Out of Character

Silent & Mysterious: Ryuu's default personality all the time. It is stated like this: In this mode, he gets the opportunity to say intellectual stuff, reconstructing fragments and saying unsolved clues. They say he tends to be scary when narrating mysterious stories. This mode also describes his level-headed, composed and calm persona. Also this is why he is "hard to get".

Little Devil: You may think your Ryuu unit is a silent type all the time. But take it to the casual side (how he acts towards his friends and his surroundings) He is activated in this mode mostly when he sets pranks secretively. Sinister pranks. He and the Aika unit often work together to implement them. When you turn your back on him during an ordinary day, slightly turn your head behind so you will see his green eyes transforming into a pair of yellow lasers plus that smirk on his face. Or if he sees you, you'll see him staring at you half seductively and half playfully. Part of you wanted to know what he's up to but in the end you'll never know. He's also fund of blackmailing people, so you better watch out.

Demon/Bloodlust: This is a serious matter. If the Aika unit goes out late at night holding a cleaver then appears in front of your bed covered in blood, the Ryuu unit is much more deadlier. He can appear randomly. The reason behind his demonic personality is a bit hard to explain. There were reports that he has surprise-killed teenagers, mostly psychopaths, whores, assholes etc. He can appear anywhere he likes, even on your attic where he's there staring down at you without you knowing it. It would be worse if you see a bloody Aika unit in front of you and the bloody Ryuu unit cornering you while holding any kind of sharp blade. You will see that his eyes have turned crimson with black, thin and straight pupils. This mode is most feared.

Dominant: Ryuu unit is resourceful and powerful towards words and actions at the same time. H solves problems in a jiffy, enlightens your mood, and uses strong words. The aura around him might make you wonder about his wisdom. When it comes to sport, it is really hard for him to face such strong opponents but will think of strategic ways to enhance his performance, that also includes the academic ones.

Extra Note: In the insignificant description of Dominant mode, watch your back and keep your eyes open. Because he somehow likes a certain girl. A girl who is shy, timid, clumsy and not straight-forward (much more passive than the Aika unit). If you're lucky, you might find yourself pinned against the wall by this unit and that lustful and seductive look on his eyes. If I were you, don't give in. Make a plan immediately or... if that's your choice, do that 'sexy time' you teenagers wanted to do.

Serious/Brutal: The Ryuu unit tends to be like this especially when you put him in an extremely bad mood. Similar to the Aika unit, he will blurt out very strong words when you make him really mad. His expression is serious and angry, much more powerful than the Aika unit. There's no stopping this mode but himself. Give him time to cool off and give him space. 

If you make him more more more mad, there'll be tendencies for physical injuries, which he will do seriously.

Tsun-Tsun: Ryuu's Tsun Tsun mode level is less active than the Aika unit. Like the female unit, he sometimes tends to get annoyed, especially to stupid people who ask questions with obvious answers. He will give you sarcastic answers if you do. When flattered, he tends to blush with an annoyed face. But he's not like his sister who'll form tiny tears on her eyes when teased and extremely probed. To all female people (whores, sluts and prostitutes) who wanted to play with this unit, please be warned that the Ryuu unit won't respond. He'll push you away and tell you to find someone else. If you beg, you'll end up getting into trouble. If you try to kiss and probe him, he'll give you The Look and The Ultimate Pissed Off Guy Move. And yes, he also does that to girls, too.

And for yaoi fans, if you think a guy would kiss and probe him, too, The Look and The Ultimate Pissed Off Guy Move will be upgraded from Level 1 to Level 5.

He's more of a seme if you ask me. If you want gay relationships, he is not included in the picture. If you think he would, face The Look LV 5 and The Ultimate Pissed Off Guy Move LV 5 (both moves can also be upgraded when driven crazy).

Out of Character: The Out of Character characteristics of the Ryuu unit describes the Uke personality. This mode is extremely rare.

Rules To Be Read Carefully, Seriously

1.) Ryuu unit is to be not disturbed during his leisure and when he's busy.

2.) Ryuu unit always eats Pocky (chocolate). Do not try or attempt to steal his favorite snack if you don't want to be crushed whether you're a boy or a girl.

3.) Calling him names like "carrot-top" and "carrot-chan" (grave) will lead to physical injuries only to male people. For females, he will flick your noses or foreheads until he sees you crying.

4.) Do not play music containing girly concepts, flirtatious lyrics and cutesy background while he's around.

5.) He and the Aika unit both like chocolate. Even the sight of pudding and cake will boost their lolli/shota (almost)morale.

6.) Taking him into walks will be fine, as long as there are no girls drooling and flashing banners with his name written on them.

7.) During his leisure time, he tends to lay on his stomach with the poker face (kinda shota-like). He'll stare and blink at you without saying anything. Toss a stress ball at him. If you hit him on the face, he'll toss it back at you with full force so you'll fall on the ground.

8.) He always has a Pocky with him. If you depend on him to give you one, he won't. Buy yourself one and do not show it to him.
9.) When his Demon/Bloodlust mode is activated, his eyes are crimson with black thin pupils making him look demonic. He uses his signature naginata for battling (rare). He is definitely a serial killer (like the Aika unit), only his energy has more force. When you see him covered in blood with a crazed face, the only thing to do is run... until he catches you.
10.) Sometimes he is seen licking fresh blood on his fingers or hands.
11.) He is a sporty unit. His main sports are soccer and baseball. You can play a sport with him if you wish.
12.) In his Little Devil mode, he also tends to tease the Aika unit. If you are a tsundere, he might do that to you. If yandere, he'll give you a poker face to get you annoyed.
13.) In Serious/Brutal mode, he'll seriously blurt out words. If you want him to stop, give him space just like what is stated from the description itself, unless you are blind.
14.) Please be warned that his death threats will come true anytime, so you better watch out.
15.) When he is in his Demob/Bloodlust mode, he is sadistic indeed. Be very afraid when you see him stabbing a helpless kid with his naginata and the crazed look on his face. You thought he's just a tsundere, but he also has yandere sides, too.
16.) His knowledge and wisdom level are normal and equal with his emotions. He rarely shows emotions... and that's the problem.
17.) He tends to take things lightly, especially when you're a wuss who whines too much about the small stuff.
18.) Don't make excuses like "Two is better than one" when he declines help, because he can do them himself.
19.) If a group of girls are barging into your house, they cannot simply try to steal your unit.
20.) The Ryuu unit likes to rest. So do not disturb his happy and peaceful tim if you don't wanna face The Look.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: My Ryuu unit doesn't wanna give me Pocky, ramen, chocolate or even cake even though I bought them all! He's so selfish! How can I handle this situation?!

A: Your situation is easy to solve. Next time, do not show those stuff to him.

Q: My Ryuu-kun unit is stealing my Domo-kun plushieee!!! 

A: Uhmm... was that even a question?

Q: Gaaahhh!!! He doesn't wanna give it back! It's mine! 

A: Please insert a valid question.

Q: How can I make my Ryuu unit stop killing everyone?

A: You cannot stop him. It's up to him to stop. You'll end up soaring up high in the air dressed in a white nightgown, a pair of fake angel wings attached on your bag, a fake halo on top of you head and a small harp that doesn't even form a melody.

Q: Oh my gawd! My Ryuu unit has a surprise for me!Could you tell me what it is??

A: I'm afraid I can't... since he usually takes home real vital organs from real people...

Q: Uh-oh... I think my Ryuu unit is pissed off. Why would this happen?

A: It's either you're watching a cutesy music video with cutesy and flirty lyrics and some girls belly dancing exposing some skin, watching a music video with girls wearing weird make up that make them look like clowns or aliens, you disrupted his peaceful time, or.... forced him to spend a sexy time with you.

Q: I heard he likes this girl, you know..? The one passive than the Aika unit? Who is she, anyway?

A: It's a secret. His Dominant mode might activate if he sees this girl.

Q: If I buy both Ryuu and Aika units, would I get a discount, a coupon, consolation prize, raffle ticket or something?

A: No. You have to get the Drei Musume unit first and unfortunately, it's out of stock. The shipping takes approximately five to seven months of delivery...

Q: TELL ME WHO IS THIS GIRL HE LIKES!!!

A: Please insert a valid question.

Q: Waahh!! My Ryuu unit just flicked my head and it hurts! 

A: Since this is not a question, I'm gonna answer it. That's what you get when you're messing with him and you're lucky you're a girl.

Q: Oh my gawd! What if my Ryuu unit fell for the Aika unit instead?

A: What in the name of Merlin's beard is this?! Did we send a Ryuu unit with unfixed settings?! Please call our hotline number and get our delivery men to get him immediately for fixtures!!

For more questions, comments and suggestions, please contact Dr. Quack-Quack XIII with the cell number and hotline number provided behind this manual.

We hope you enjoyed your new Ryuu unit! If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call us. 

Anonymous Adventures ep. 6

After reading the Drei Musume guide, here's another for one of my primary OC's :D

Note: This is a request from someone.

Thank you for purchasing the Aika Harugii unit! This special product is the perfect model for your daily needs. Just read this instruction manual to answer all your questions just in case your mouth is already stuffed with various types of questions: either useful or vague.

Information

NAME: Momoko Aika Harugii

AGE: 16 (approximate)

HEIGHT: 5'0"

CHARACTERISTICS: Meganekko (glasses girl), Tsun-tsun

RACE: Human

CHARACTER ITEM/S: Cleaver (hatchet) and extremely and deadly sharp objects

Now that you owned this cute teenage girl (wearing a pair of glasses), please note that if you are a male customer, you should seriously give respect to this unit because it is opposite to your gender. If you are a female customer, please do not drag her to malls, spa, beauty salons or anything else that will make her look like a clown or an alien. Don't even think about finding a suitable partner for her because she'll automatically reject that chosen guy no matter how hot, cute and handsome he looks. 

Aika Harugii unit consists of these characteristics:

-Tsundere (most of the time)

-Calm/Innocent/Warm (rarely)

-Cold/Serious (opposite to the last one)

-Lolli Persona (most of the time)

-Hot-tempered (most of the time)

-Bloodlust (seldom)

-Out of Character (rare)

Each characteristic will be described in a paragraph form so you better read them ONE BY ONE.

Tsundere: Aika tends to be really shy and timid. She's not used to being around people and talking to them through direct eye contact (because she told us personally that she finds it weird). Whenever she's dragged into some mushy stuff or some events that are not her thing, she will scram or sprint away in order to escape. Although her outer appearance is somewhat serious and cold, this outer image affects her personality, too. The information will be in her Cold and Serious mode.

Calm/Innocent/Warm: This female unit is smart. Whenever you're feeling down, she is always there to brighten up your doubts! She gives out helpful advice, boosts your morale and will give you self-confidence and self-esteem. Take note that this is her rare personality. Her default personalities are often tsundere and hot-tempered.

Cold & Serious: Now this is opposite to the last one. When you get her seriously mad, she'll give you the glare and death threats if you made her mood even worse. In this stage she feels down to herself and very serious indeed (just like her brother). She is silent and therefore needs space. When bothered and annoyed, she will yell out curses and brutal words. The only way to stop her is to shut up and don't say anything. Leave her alone and give her some time to cool off. Or face the risk of getting your head chopped literally.

Lolli Persona: Although this girl is a tsundere, calm and cold at the same time. Aika has extreme weaknesses towards cute things, chocolate, and sweet stuff. When she sees a stray kitten, you would see her chibified form running helplessly just to catch that critter. She eats taiyaki, Pocky, strawberry yogurt, cookies and chocolate most of the time. Do not steal them from her. Or else you'll activate her Bloodlust mode.

Hot-Tempered: With the connection to her Tsundere characteristic, she tends to gt spontaneously combusted when you get her mad. When you sexually harass her for example:

-teasing her in pervasiveness  

-poking her "bumps" with a stick

-looking at her chest

-looking at her ass

-tiger kissing her (if you don't know what this means, search it on a dictionary near you or if you are lazy, search it on Google)

-giving her a hickey or a love bite

-anything related to sexually harassing females

It's either she'll do the following:

-Rocket punch

-Chop your head with a cleaver

-Quietly fish her knife out and stab you from behind

-The Ultimate & Epic Pissed Off Female Move

-Slam a mallet on you

-Kick your crotch

-Pwn you to death

So better be careful.

Bloodlust: When in times like this, you won't know she's going out during the late hours of night for no reason according to what your mind thinks. And a few hours later, she'll appear in front of you covered in blood (and she doesn't care), holding a blood-drenched corpse and her cleaver. The demonic look on her eyes indicates you'll be the next victim... you're lucky she's a girl, because if it is a Ryuu Harugii unit, better start digging your own grave then.

Out of Character: This is a bit hard to explain. Aika's out of character actually reveals the hidden sides of her brother: devilish, seductive and dominant. Just like the title, this is out of character. Aika will completely regret her actions once she activated this mode.

Now that the characteristics are described, it's time to read some rules you should follow.

Rules

1.) Aika owns sharp object and they will appear from hammer space. These are considered her valuable possessions after her sweets, stuffed toys and Pocky.

2.) Harass her and get pwned.

3.) When she's sleeping alone, don't even think about sleeping beside her, hug her, tease her, fuck her, and whatsoever. If you did, you'll be beaten up.

4.) If you even try taking her by force, she has her own ideas to get away.

5.) When her Out of Character mode is activated, show her her weaknesses. Cute stuff will oughtta do it.

6.) If it still doesn't work, fine... you can do your own thing of "teasing" her until you see her blushing. BUT DON'T KEEP IT UP! Aika Harugii is forbidden to be taken.

7.) Based from the Drei Musume guide, if it is a Lex Shadowrunner disguised as Aika unit, step on his foot until you hear a masculine voice. If it is the real Aika, face the risk of being charged with sexual harassment.

8.) You can play games with her, just don't take her glasses. She has quite a poor eyesight.

9.) You can play games NOT related to sexual activities for you to be stimulated at!

10.) She tends to get bored easily.

11.) She can do house work so don't worry.

12.) She is fund of animals.

13.) Her default outfit is a school uniform

14.) She hates girly stuff.

15.) She likes eating Pocky (just like what her brother does most of the time)

16.) She is completely aware of her hygiene and the surroundings around her.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Hauuu!~ Aika-chan's cute! Can I feed her?

A: Uhh no... she's a grown-up so she can feed herself.

Q: Whenever I try to make her wear cute outfits, she rejects them. What should I do?

A: We've said it before. Do Not Force Her To Wear Clothes You Want Her To Wear. If You Dare Try Force Her To Wear A Bikini, You'll Shit Brix Because You'll Be Pwned Right After!

Q: Gaaahhh!!! Aika-chan's covered in blood and she wants to kill me! How can I stop her?!

A: That's her Bloodlust mode. To make her stop, simply flash a tray of chocolate, taiyaki, marshmallows and Pocky while holding a very cute kitten or any kind of animal.

Q: I was with her to the park and all of a sudden, I see guys chasing us and holding bouquets! What is this?!

A: Oh brother... because you took her to a public place, she drove a lot of guys and ended up chasing you two. Aika doesn't like to be around people you know...

Q: Can I take her out to a date someday?

A: Uhh... it depends...

Q: Now that you mentioned she has a brother, can I order him, too????

A: YES FINALLY!!! Just pay for your transaction and we'll deliver your unit within ten days and twelve hours.

ENJOY YOUR UNIT! Now that you've read this sick manual, please take note that if she sees this, you'll activate her Hot-Tempered mode and tear this into pieces. So you better watch out.

mind drabble 1

I made these drabbles out of effing boredom. My head is burning not with fever, but completely. I'm putting the blame to my seatmate and the person seated behind me because they wanted to interfere about my life. AND DON'T EVEN ASK ME ABOUT IT! THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

--

"Yoake-chan, come down here!" Arashi shouted just as when he is looking up at his twin sister sitting on a very high branch. Apparently, Yoake is refusing, for she thought she is good at climbing trees. Her twin brother is standing few feet below her.

"OK, just a minute!"


And Yoake stayed there.

Arashi frowned. "Aww c'mon! Please come down here! Let's play!"


His twin sister ignored him. But after a couple of seconds, Yoake looked down. She blinked her grey eyes and stared at her brother's identical eyes.

As a strong gust of wind came, it shook the leaves off the trees. Yoake clung onto the tree trunk but then... she fell on her back, lost her balance, until she's falling freely.

"YOAKE-CHAAAAN!!!"


BAM!


Arashi dropped the small present and went towards his twin sister, kneeling down before her limp body. Yoake is there, lying on her back and wincing.

"A-Are you alright...Y-Yoake-chan?" he asked.

The girl opens her eyes. "A-Arashi-chan... you're here.." her lips formed a smile. A heart-warming smile. Her body seemed paralyzed. Arashi wanted to help her get up, but then he saw red.

"Yoake-chan, you're bleeding!"


Yoake just smiled. "I-I'm fine. M-My body hurts..." She winced again until suddenly she as calm. "I-I can't feel the pain anymore.. I can't move.."


"Y-You' ll be alright if it doesn't bleed. B-But I have to take you to a hospital, quickly!"


"No, Arashi-chan..." she whispered. "I'm fine now... m-my body doesn't move anymore." Her eyes slowly cascaded tears. "A-Arashi-chan... will you still play with me..?"


"O-Of course I will, Yoake-chan! W-We are twins, right? Twins should always be together.."


Yoake slowly sniffled. "R-Really?" she winced again and sighed. "I-I can't move.."


Arashi slowly smiled. "J-Just d-don't move, o-okay..? You'll be alright."


His twin sister plastered a sad smile with her tears streaming openly. "Arashi-chan, I hope we can play again... you're the best friend I ever had."


"O-Of course we can still play again, r-right?" Arashi nodded hesitantly. "Let's make a promise."


Yoake closed her eyes with the smile on her lips.

Arashi raised his pinky. "H-Here... pinky swear." He took her hand and connected her pinky with his.

...

"Hey... you have to let go now, or it won't be official." he told her, but her hand didn't move. He budged again. "Yoake-chan, if you won't let go, it won't be official.." 


"Y-Yoake-chan?"


He saw her face with a smile, and her eyes closed. Arashi felt her pulse not beating anymore. He softly gasped as tears fell from his cheeks. His twin sister is dead.

"YOAKEEEEE!!!"